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A Lot of used car salesmen.
Today is the longest day of the year. Sucks to be you if you're a park employee.
I've seen these guys. Some of them don't look like they do much "work".I probably just insulted a lot of hard working people. My insultator is working overtime today.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Yes it does, and a laser pointer isn't stopped by glass either.
if the glass is opaque , the laser pointer is stopped.
bored crows are known to roll around in anthills to get high on formol
I am on a plane. No one on BellGab is higher than me right now except maybe aldous.
did you see me wave when you flew over?
We had a plant in our yard that produced a little red berry. Inedible to humans but the birds would gobble them up and get drunk after fermentation of the fruit. The tipsy birds would fly into windows or pass out in a drunken stupor around the yard.
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
Back in Edgar Allen Poe's time, he and his contemporaries used to write horror stories about this very topic.
A girl who I dated in high school had a grand mother who died only to re-animate a day or two later in the morgue. She lived another 17 years.
Cats think a human is just another oversized cat