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« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2014, 06:31:59 AM »
White men can't jump.

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« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2014, 06:57:12 AM »
A Lot of used car salesmen.

I must not be awake yet.  I looked at this for almost 10 seconds before I got it.... :-[


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« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2014, 07:11:51 AM »
Today is the longest day of the year. Sucks to be you if you're a park employee.


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« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2014, 07:15:01 AM »
Today is the longest day of the year. Sucks to be you if you're a park employee.


Nights are drawing in..... :-\

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« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2014, 07:18:08 AM »
Today is the longest day of the year. Sucks to be you if you're a park employee.

I've seen these guys. Some of them don't look like they do much "work".

I probably just insulted a lot of hard working people. My insultator is working overtime today.

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« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2014, 07:20:26 AM »
I've seen these guys. Some of them don't look like they do much "work".

I probably just insulted a lot of hard working people. My insultator is working overtime today.

Common knowledge, once hired with the government, no one works. They actually pose "not working", just to piss off those unable to get hired by the government.

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« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2014, 12:33:10 PM »
Nice Little Fact:

Saddam Hussein once used Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" as a political campaign theme song.

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« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2014, 12:59:29 PM »
Human bone weight for weight is four times stronger than concrete.

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« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2014, 02:00:30 PM »
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2014, 02:30:22 PM »
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Yes it does, and a laser pointer isn't stopped by window glass either.

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« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2014, 02:32:11 PM »
Yes it does, and a laser pointer isn't stopped by glass either.

if the glass is opaque , the laser pointer is stopped.

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« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2014, 02:33:16 PM »
bored crows are known to roll around in anthills to get high on formol

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« Reply #42 on: June 21, 2014, 02:33:51 PM »
if the glass is opaque , the laser pointer is stopped.

Perhaps but the 9mm bullet targeted to that laser will pass through quite effectively.

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« Reply #43 on: June 21, 2014, 05:09:09 PM »
bored crows are known to roll around in anthills to get high on formol
A neighbor has a minpin dog who used to lie in and roll around in fire ant hills. And would also eat them. Maybe similar idea? Or possibly the short-dense hair of her coat wouldn't let ants bite and it was just something to do?

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« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2014, 05:25:47 PM »
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

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« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2014, 06:30:57 PM »
I am on a plane. No one on BellGab is higher than me right now except maybe aldous.

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« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2014, 08:56:42 PM »
I am on a plane. No one on BellGab is higher than me right now except maybe aldous.
where is that magnificent bastard? haven't heard from him in a while

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« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2014, 07:38:52 AM »
I am on a plane. No one on BellGab is higher than me right now except maybe aldous.

did you see me wave when you flew over?

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« Reply #48 on: June 22, 2014, 03:50:13 PM »
did you see me wave when you flew over?

He had his nose buried in a book on traditional American pizza roll recipes.

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« Reply #49 on: June 22, 2014, 04:17:19 PM »
did you see me wave when you flew over?

That was you?

Fun fact: Art Bell lives near my current location.

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« Reply #50 on: June 22, 2014, 04:39:38 PM »
bored crows are known to roll around in anthills to get high on formol

We had a plant in our yard that produced a little red berry. Inedible to humans but the birds would gobble them up and get drunk after fermentation of the fruit. The tipsy birds would fly into windows or pass out in a drunken stupor around the yard.

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« Reply #51 on: June 22, 2014, 04:54:41 PM »
We had a plant in our yard that produced a little red berry. Inedible to humans but the birds would gobble them up and get drunk after fermentation of the fruit. The tipsy birds would fly into windows or pass out in a drunken stupor around the yard.

proof of evolution.

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« Reply #52 on: June 22, 2014, 05:21:13 PM »
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

Back in Edgar Allen Poe's time, he and his contemporaries used to write horror stories about this very topic.

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« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2014, 05:30:51 PM »
Back in Edgar Allen Poe's time, he and his contemporaries used to write horror stories about this very topic.

A lot of people were terrified of that happening to them back then.  There was even a brisk trade in "safety coffins" that had air tubes and bells that could be rung by the not deceased to alert people that a terrible mistake had been made.  Ideally, if they hadn't complete jerks to their neighbors, someone would come and dig them out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_coffin

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« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2014, 05:45:14 PM »
A girl who I dated in high school had a grand mother who died only to re-animate a day or two later in the morgue. She lived another 17 years.

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« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2014, 06:40:45 PM »
A girl who I dated in high school had a grand mother who died only to re-animate a day or two later in the morgue. She lived another 17 years.

Did the morgue attendants survive?

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« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2014, 12:10:05 AM »
Led Zeppelin did only one television performance.

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« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2014, 12:17:07 AM »
Kiss sells coffins (Kiss Kaskets):

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« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2014, 01:02:10 AM »
Cats think a human is just another oversized cat

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« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2014, 01:57:30 AM »
Cats think a human is just another oversized cat

Lucky for us, because if our relative sizes were reversed, they would kill us and eat us without a second thought.  And I can say that, because I'm a lifelong cat person.