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Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #180 on: July 02, 2014, 11:14:43 AM »
Does that mean some pork rectums have bones?  And if so, is a person who removes them called a pork rectum boner?
Fucking hysterical.  And disgusting. No lunch for me today.

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« Reply #181 on: July 02, 2014, 11:34:04 AM »
Fucking hysterical.  And disgusting. No lunch for me today.

Are you sure?  They're serving hot dogs.

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Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #182 on: July 02, 2014, 11:37:22 AM »
Does that mean some pork rectums have bones?  And if so, is a person who removes them called a pork rectum boner?

I saw what you did there... ;)


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« Reply #183 on: July 02, 2014, 12:08:49 PM »

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« Reply #184 on: July 02, 2014, 12:09:29 PM »
The 1912 Olympics included a dueling pistols event.

Sucked to be the loser

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« Reply #185 on: July 02, 2014, 12:12:11 PM »
Not going there, not going there, not going there...


Female kangaroos have three vaginas.


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 Went there

Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #186 on: July 02, 2014, 12:19:29 PM »
Unscreened Caller sees patterns. And genitalia.

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« Reply #187 on: July 02, 2014, 01:24:42 PM »
The Earth is losing weight. It loses more than is deposited from space. Helium and Hydrogen are the escapees.

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« Reply #188 on: July 02, 2014, 02:48:44 PM »
The Earth is losing weight. It loses more than is deposited from space. Helium and Hydrogen are the escapees.
Does Dr. Oz know about this?

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« Reply #189 on: July 02, 2014, 03:24:19 PM »
Unscreened Caller sees patterns. And genitalia.

When you combine the two, it's frightening.

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« Reply #190 on: July 02, 2014, 03:26:19 PM »
Does Dr. Oz know about this?

He does now; I called him, thanks for the reminder.

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« Reply #191 on: July 02, 2014, 05:33:58 PM »
A Galapagos tortoise that died in 2006 at Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo was originally owned as a pet by Charles Darwin in 1835.


When asked, the tortoise attributed his long life to a daily after-dinner cigar, and keeping his mind sharp doing crossword puzzles

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« Reply #192 on: July 02, 2014, 06:02:18 PM »
Does Dr. Oz know about this?

Whenever I see Dr. Oz I feel ashamed that he may mistakenly be associated with my country.

Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #193 on: July 02, 2014, 06:09:06 PM »
Whenever I see Dr. Oz I feel ashamed that he may mistakenly be associated with my country.

Odd, how we feel the same regarding you.

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« Reply #194 on: July 02, 2014, 06:22:20 PM »
Odd, how we feel the same regarding you.

I'll either wear that as a badge of honor or cry myself to sleep again tonight.

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« Reply #195 on: July 02, 2014, 06:50:31 PM »
The last to try and fail was at about 6 this morning. Seems like Niagara EMS is picking bodies out of the Niagara River daily this summer.

I have nothing to add but I think your avatar has tremendous hair...

Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #196 on: July 02, 2014, 07:25:30 PM »
I have nothing to add but I think your avatar has tremendous hair...
but not quite up to RCH standards

Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #197 on: July 03, 2014, 03:28:03 PM »
but not quite up to RCH standards

If zoom in on RCHs hair you can almost see the glass cities that NASA is lying about


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« Reply #198 on: July 03, 2014, 03:32:20 PM »
If zoom in on RCHs hair you can almost see the glass cities that NASA is lying about



I can zoom in and see the crass shit that Hoagland sees in his fevered mind..

Maybe. (Dab my brow someone...it's fevered)

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« Reply #199 on: July 03, 2014, 03:34:06 PM »
If zoom in on RCHs hair you can almost see the glass cities that NASA is lying about



Loud, sustained applause!  Give yourself a raise and take the weekend off with pay.

Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #200 on: July 03, 2014, 03:59:31 PM »
There are two different Harrison Fords on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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« Reply #201 on: July 03, 2014, 04:05:36 PM »
Giraffes can't swim..neither can Hippos. Cats don't exceed their terminal velocity when they fall, it's why they land on their feet and live..as long as they're high enough to twist over and land on their feet.

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« Reply #202 on: July 03, 2014, 04:11:44 PM »
Red bell peppers are just ripe green bell peppers. 

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« Reply #203 on: July 03, 2014, 04:48:28 PM »
There are two different Harrison Fords on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Now that's what I call a glitch in the Matrix.

There sure as hell better not be two different Englebert Humperdincks on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (or anywhere else for that matter.)

Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #204 on: July 03, 2014, 06:57:55 PM »
Of course you know nothing rhymes with "orange".  But the same is also true for "purple" and "silver".

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« Reply #205 on: July 03, 2014, 07:03:32 PM »
A musician friend once told me that "door hinge" rhymes with "orange" but he said it was a form of doggerel

And that's a fact!

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« Reply #206 on: July 03, 2014, 07:11:06 PM »
A musician friend once told me that "door hinge" rhymes with "orange" but he said it was a form of doggerel

That's pretty damn close, wow.  Reminds me of the very first Letterman top 10 list (which in itself is it's own Nice Little Fact):

"Top 10 Things That Almost Rhyme With Peas."

10 - Heats
9  -  Rice
8  -  Moss
7  -  Ties
6  -  Needs
5  -  Lens
4  -  Ice
3  -  Nurse
2  -  Leaks
1  -  Meats

Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #207 on: July 03, 2014, 07:17:10 PM »
A musician friend once told me that "door hinge" rhymes with "orange" but he said it was a form of doggerel

Stone 'enge! - Spinal Tap 

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« Reply #208 on: July 03, 2014, 08:29:14 PM »
Redheads feel pain differently.

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« Reply #209 on: July 03, 2014, 08:32:55 PM »
Redheads feel pain differently.

Does emotional pain really count as pain? :P