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Nice Little Facts
« on: June 20, 2014, 05:56:20 PM »
I'll try and post one per day.

Today's introductory nice little fact:

Just as you have a herd of elephants and a pride of lions, a group of rhinos is called a crash.

Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2014, 06:09:11 PM »
I'll try and post one per day.

Today's introductory nice little fact:

Just as you have a herd of elephants and a pride of lions, a group of rhinos is called a crash.


Also RINOs

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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 06:47:05 PM »
a parliament of owls


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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 06:51:09 PM »
A congress of baboons.

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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2014, 07:06:36 PM »
A Noory of turds

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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2014, 07:24:21 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2014, 07:53:35 PM »
an exhaltation of skylarks




















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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2014, 08:52:32 PM »
A bellowing of Bullfinches.

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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2014, 08:56:10 PM »
A bore of Noorys

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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2014, 09:12:51 PM »
A boulangerie of butthurts.

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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2014, 09:21:14 PM »
a gaggle of anus ???

dammit.

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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2014, 09:44:25 PM »
A breeding ground of noory nonsense.

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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2014, 09:48:21 PM »
a squad of mean babies

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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2014, 09:58:29 PM »
A pile of portals.

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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2014, 10:40:10 PM »
I'll try and post one per day.

Today's introductory nice little fact:

Just as you have a herd of elephants and a pride of lions, a group of rhinos is called a crash.

Any old school Magic player knew that.  Next.


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Re: Nice Little Facts
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2014, 11:10:47 PM »
A dense of PremRat execs

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« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2014, 11:51:55 PM »
A dense of PremRat execs

haha ding ding we have a winner  ;D

P.S. Looking forward to the next NLF, MV!

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« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2014, 11:57:54 PM »
A BellGab of Butthurt

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« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2014, 11:59:18 PM »
A boulangerie of butthurts.

A BellGab of Butthurt

Dude I pre-butthurt you.  .... Um, wait that didn't sound right.

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« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2014, 12:21:14 AM »
A BellGab of Butthurt

A perianal cystfull of Butthurt.  Not to be confused with a perianal fistfull of butthurt.

Nothing like having a knot at the top of your ass crack... I also know three others who had it.  They all had to get surgery to take care of theirs.  Got lucky and mine didn't occur again.  You fuckers want to talk about butthurt... you don't know the meaning of the word.  Never had to have a prostate exam.. but I'd imagine one of those knots... the pain lasts longer.  You go to sit down... and BOOM! You're standing again...  It's possible to get comfortable, but one wrong slight shift in weight or position...

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« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2014, 12:38:57 AM »
A myth of bigfoot

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« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2014, 12:40:32 AM »
A myth of bigfoot
What are you telling me that bigfoot is a so called "myth"? You got to be shitting me.

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« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2014, 12:41:20 AM »
What are you telling me that bigfoot is a so called "myth"? You got to be shitting me.

Square on the chest

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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2014, 12:42:53 AM »
Square on the chest
OK thanks you for telling me about that.

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« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2014, 01:42:05 AM »
Elephants can't jump. They have four knees.

The Peregrin Falcon is the fastest creature in the world.
The cheetah the fastest land animal. The human has the furthest running endurance.
There is no such bird as a seagull. Hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards.
 Earthworms breath through their skin. Tarantulas have four lungs.
 Dolphins can kill sharks by swimming in a tight spiral around them causing them to spin and sink.

A murder of crows. An exaltation of starlings.

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« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2014, 04:06:19 AM »
Claustrophobia is the fear of small places, NOT the fear of Santa Claus.

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« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2014, 04:23:22 AM »
Claustrophobia is the fear of small places, NOT the fear of Santa Claus.

I just seen a picture the other day of a dipshit wearing a Santa hat...

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« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2014, 04:38:02 AM »
A murder of bunnies

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« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2014, 04:45:31 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2014, 05:53:03 AM »
A Lot of used car salesmen.