We have another breaking news item, this time concerning Sweet Kathy's whereabouts. No, BellGabbers, she was not murdered by George who then came up with an alibi while trying to position himself as a concerned lover nor was she in a battered women's shelter for the week. She is home, safe and sound and called my Master not five minutes ago. Video later.
For those asking, YES, the devious Ratty Patty is involved and could be charged with kidnapping.