Here's another one:
What is this thing MV has for Falkie?
Scenario One: MV said on the GabCast that this site was born in the back of a truck one night. Perhaps he'd just met up with his real father, GEORGE SENDA, who told him how little Michael had been conceived, and he had that unlovely image still floating around in the back of his mind. We know that he likes to call Falkie "Daddy Senda", so perhaps it's not simply a sex thing, as we had previously imagined.
Scenario Two: Falkie, being a computer genius (he is, 'cos he told us so) hacked into the Vandeven (shortly to be VanSenda) Enterprises mainframe and found some images of a questionable nature. Despite telling Senda that he was "only doing research" (otherwise known as the "Pete Townsend Defence") he is now being blackmailed into turning the cretinous oaf into a multimedia superstar.
Scenario Three: All this talk about MV being a devoted family man is total balls, and the two of them are both queer as the proverbial three dollar bill. We heard that they were Skyping the other night. What he didn't reveal was that both of them were NUDE!!!