From the looks of it, he's lucky he'd already finished the ounce of blow he had at the beginning of the night.
"Actor Dennis Hooper was arrested by New Mexico police in July 1975 and charged with reckless driving, failure to report an accident, and leaving the scene. Hopper, 39 at the time, pleaded guilty to the charges and paid a fine."
And damn you for starting this thread, 21st! The last thing I need is another distracting shiny object.