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Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #60 on: February 21, 2017, 07:19:02 PM »
Hillary Clinton
Bernie Sanders
Prince Charles
Queen Elizabeth (death announced the next day)
Jaimoe
Carl Palmer
Juan Corona
Lindsay Lohan
Billy Sunday Birt
Falkie2013

I'm surprised he's lasted so long. I saw the Allmans fifteen or so years ago and he was enormous. He didn't seem to have much energy, either, and they had a young guy with boundless energy playing percussion to compensate. It was still a good show, and a very young Derek Trucks, who hadn't become big in his own right, tore it up on guitar and made a very good first impression on me.

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #61 on: February 21, 2017, 07:21:58 PM »
Chuck & Amy Schumer (Firey anything)
Hillary and Chelsea Clinton (Plane or car, it doesn't matter. After serious consideration I've concluded that it would probably be better to keep Happy Laughing Funboy around though...just for the lawls. You all know I'm right  ;))
Nancy Pelosi (Severe allergic reaction to one of her botox injections)
Maxine Waters (Alzheimer's)
Madonna (ANY STD)
Michael Moore (obvious massive coronary event)
Sarah Silverman (The weight of her sense of self-importance slowly suffocates her.)

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #62 on: February 21, 2017, 08:54:38 PM »
Here are Big Chicken's thoughts on this.

                US Presidents
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Jimmy Carter
George Bush 41
Bill Clinton

A relapse of cancer will claim Carter, Bush 41 will succumb to congestive heart failure and the syphilis will finally hit pay dirt and claim Clinton.


                Royalty
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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will pass on and will be the last Queen of the United Kingdom to ever reign.


                 Sports
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Willie Mays
Joe Namath

               Arts and Entertainment
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Alex Jones
Sean Connery
Glenn Beck


                 D-List Whatevers
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Tila Tequila





Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #63 on: February 21, 2017, 09:01:24 PM »
Whats wrong with Tila Tequila? She was healthy and looking good when she had a twitter account a few months ago before (((they))) banned her.







Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #64 on: February 21, 2017, 09:26:43 PM »
Whats wrong with Tila Tequila? She was healthy and looking good when she had a twitter account a few months ago before (((they))) banned her.


Choked out during a sex act will  finish her in September.   Sorry.

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2017, 05:14:06 AM »
I forgot raul castro.

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2017, 08:05:04 AM »
Ruth Ginsburg
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Carolyn McCarthy
Dianne Feinstein
George Soros
Al Sharpton
Barbara Boxer
Dick Durbin
Shannon Watts



No Maxine Waters? Shame.

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #67 on: February 23, 2017, 07:02:16 AM »
01) The Amazing Kreskin
02) Bill Ward
03) Tom Robbins
04) Richard Bach
05) Billy Graham
06) Julie Newmar
07) Pat Priest
08) Joanne Linville
09) Art Bell
10) June Lockhart

(I predict Kreskin every year.  It's only a matter of time.)

I put Art Bell on there as a lark but am revising to a name I actually have a gut feeling about:

09) Stephen Hawking

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2017, 08:17:41 PM »
I'm bored and I thrive on drama.


So here's our old friend theONE's 2017 Celebrity death predictions for 2017.








Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2017, 08:46:30 PM »
I'm bored and I thrive on drama.


So here's our old friend theONE's 2017 Celebrity death predictions for 2017.

There are advantages in not being one of the Cool Kids.................

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2017, 11:23:34 PM »
Alan colmes is dead

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #71 on: February 25, 2017, 03:11:27 AM »
Alan colmes is dead

Who picked Alan?  Anybody?  There's a cookie for whoever picked the winner.

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #72 on: February 25, 2017, 03:38:27 AM »
I'm bored and I thrive on drama.


So here's our old friend theONE's 2017 Celebrity death predictions for 2017.

I'm flattered that I am now a celebrity. Who da thunk that?  I just have to try harder to move up on the list. ;D

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #73 on: March 07, 2017, 03:47:20 PM »

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #74 on: March 19, 2017, 01:16:24 AM »
I'm not surprised Chuck Berry didn't make anyone's list, because he always seemed too ornery to die. You can't blame him for being bitter, though, because he was a victim of the social climate of his time and unfairly treated in ways that would piss anyone off.

And speaking of old rockers who didn't make anyone's list, at least Little Richard and Ron Wood (shown here in their natural states, sans wigs and makeup), are still with us.


Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2017, 01:20:30 AM »
I'm not surprised Chuck Berry didn't make anyone's list, because he always seemed too ornery to die. You can't blame him for being bitter, though, because he was a victim of the social climate of his time and unfairly treated in ways that would piss anyone off.

And speaking of old rockers who didn't make anyone's list, at least Little Richard and Ron Wood (shown here in their natural states, sans wigs and makeup), are still with us.


http://efukt.com/21881_Chuck_Berry_Farting_On_Hookers.html

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2017, 01:39:40 AM »
Kind of sad his only #1 hit as a performer was this atrocity...


Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2017, 02:08:01 AM »
Over the while, we've kind of been shocked with ppl who have died.  Carrie Fisher, Mohamed Ali, David Bowie..
 No prediction. but saw this in my fb news feed and had to laugh.




Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2017, 11:08:00 PM »
I put Art Bell on there as a lark but am revising to a name I actually have a gut feeling about:

09) Stephen Hawking
Oh, man.  Don't curse THE Catwoman.  She USED to be too hot to die.

THEN



NOW



Eh, not bad for being In THE 80s...WTF.  The 80's!  When the hell did this happen?

Time, you suck.  Please, just go away.  And take Noory with you.






Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2017, 11:17:54 PM »
Oh, man.  Don't curse THE Catwoman.  She USED to be too hot to die.

THEN



NOW



Eh, not bad for being In THE 80s...WTF.  The 80's!  When the hell did this happen?

Time, you suck.  Please, just go away.  And take Noory with you.

i spent a couple hours with julie newmar and adam west back in 2002.  lets just say... odd people.  and you could tell they didn't want to be in the same room with one another.


Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2017, 11:42:45 PM »
i spent a couple hours with julie newmar and adam west back in 2002.  lets just say... odd people.  and you could tell they didn't want to be in the same room with one another.
Heh, so I've heard.  Adam West's "weirdness" served him well in "Batman." Now, he's almost like a male Norma Desmond, thinking he really is Batman.


Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2017, 05:50:04 PM »

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #86 on: April 13, 2017, 04:38:27 AM »
Eric Clapton
Neil Young

Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
« Reply #87 on: June 22, 2017, 03:19:47 AM »
Ed Asner
Charles Manson
Fats Domino
Jimmy Carter
Hugh Downs
Jerry Lewis
Carl Reiner
Bill Dana (José Jiménez)
Bob Barker
David Crosby

Special thanks to Juan for pointing this out on the Celebrity Deaths thread.