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Re: burning poo
« Reply #90 on: June 16, 2016, 09:13:09 PM »
Akwilly is in the process of developing a heavy duty version of his poop box. He's got it covered. No pun intended.
I have emailed Sabmiller asking what box they make that has the strongest seams. I am waiting for their response.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #91 on: June 16, 2016, 09:19:15 PM »
So hypothetically speaking...............


I've about polished off a 24 pack of Rolling Rock.   How does one deal with a 'skinny mini' like this?


Rolling Rock beer boxes are more ornamental then practical. They hold regular poo but don't hold up well to any sort of beer related runs. That said I enjoy using one during the Holiday season. The green boxes just put me in the Christmas spirit. The empty boxes also make decent gifts to loved ones.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #92 on: June 18, 2016, 07:09:46 AM »
Currently posting from a real toilet. I feel like a fraud.


Re: burning poo
« Reply #93 on: June 18, 2016, 07:20:47 AM »
Currently posting from a real toilet. I feel like a fraud.
Any good stories in the newspaper?

Re: burning poo
« Reply #94 on: June 18, 2016, 09:20:09 AM »
Currently posting from a real toilet. I feel like a fraud.

Don't feel too bad.  Not everyone has access to a "device"

Re: burning poo
« Reply #95 on: June 18, 2016, 01:15:42 PM »
Any good stories in the newspaper?

Was reading bellgab, so, of course not. As mentioned in the right hand corner, this place is about the worst forum I have ever been on...

Re: burning poo
« Reply #96 on: June 18, 2016, 01:23:15 PM »


I really didn't think the "akwilly shits in boxes and sets them on fire" thing was for real.
Somehow, this seems appropriate...
(To be fair, I had not thought it was for real either.)

Re: burning poo
« Reply #97 on: June 18, 2016, 02:17:24 PM »
Currently posting from a real toilet. I feel like a fraud.

Quite the opposite.  Toilets are a hot topic now.  They are "trending".

God knows why.

 

Re: burning poo
« Reply #98 on: July 20, 2016, 06:52:01 PM »

This photo clearly shows that I am potty training my dog. A week or so ago he ate some meat that fell off a sandwich I was making and I found that he pooed in the house. This box is a cut down 18 pack of miller lite cans. I cut a hole out where the handle is so that I could fit his tail through. He still isn't 100% comfortable with the box, so as you can see I had to make a harness type of deal with duct tape.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #99 on: July 20, 2016, 07:05:38 PM »
Good to see the Burning Poo thread come alive.  It'll take alot of Miller Lite but stick with it.
Eventually the Pup will get it figured out.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #100 on: July 20, 2016, 07:12:08 PM »
Good to see the Burning Poo thread come alive.  It'll take alot of Miller Lite but stick with it.
Eventually the Pup will get it figured out.
Fortunately I love Miller Lite and their boxes are decent. My pup doesn't need the most water tight box because his poo is generally just little dryish nuggets.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #101 on: July 20, 2016, 07:22:29 PM »

This photo clearly shows that I am potty training my dog. A week or so ago he ate some meat that fell off a sandwich I was making and I found that he pooed in the house. This box is a cut down 18 pack of miller lite cans. I cut a hole out where the handle is so that I could fit his tail through. He still isn't 100% comfortable with the box, so as you can see I had to make a harness type of deal with duct tape.

That poor dog looks terrified.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #102 on: July 20, 2016, 07:35:13 PM »
That poor dog looks terrified.
It's an adjustment period for us both.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #103 on: July 20, 2016, 11:12:46 PM »
Any good stories in the newspaper?

S'Tories, ahaha.



Coach resonates...

Re: burning poo
« Reply #104 on: July 25, 2016, 11:24:18 PM »

This photo clearly shows that I am potty training my dog. A week or so ago he ate some meat that fell off a sandwich I was making and I found that he pooed in the house. This box is a cut down 18 pack of miller lite cans. I cut a hole out where the handle is so that I could fit his tail through. He still isn't 100% comfortable with the box, so as you can see I had to make a harness type of deal with duct tape.

Holy fuk, lost it! My dog looked at me in fear while I was laughing at that.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #105 on: August 30, 2016, 09:43:06 PM »
Akwilly gets a shout out over on Yahoo Answers


Re: burning poo
« Reply #106 on: August 30, 2016, 09:45:29 PM »
Akwilly gets a shout out over on Yahoo Answers
hahaha walks at Night that is awesome man!

Re: burning poo
« Reply #107 on: August 30, 2016, 09:47:08 PM »
hahaha walks at Night that is awesome man!

I'm keeping the faith baby!

Re: burning poo
« Reply #108 on: August 30, 2016, 09:58:54 PM »
Nice.

Yahoo Person: "Do my homework for me."
Walks: "Go poop in a box."

Re: burning poo
« Reply #109 on: August 30, 2016, 10:03:03 PM »
Labor Day is coming up.   Can we expect some fresh Pix willy?

I see no finer way to honor the American Worker


Re: burning poo
« Reply #110 on: August 30, 2016, 10:06:33 PM »
Labor Day is coming up.   Can we expect some fresh Pix willy?

I see no finer way to honor the American Worker
yes. I have some family coming up Monday so I definitely need to burn some of the poo that I've been storing in my broke down Toyota

Re: burning poo
« Reply #111 on: August 30, 2016, 10:10:40 PM »
yes. I have some family coming up Monday so I definitely need to burn some of the poo that I've been storing in my broke down Toyota

Will you be removing said poo from the busted Toyota or are you just gonna torch the whole kit and kaboodle?

I ask because if it is the later I think you'll need some sort of live stream.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #112 on: August 30, 2016, 10:15:41 PM »
Will you be removing said poo from the busted Toyota or are you just gonna torch the whole kit and kaboodle?

I ask because if it is the later I think you'll need some sort of live stream.
you know I didn't consider torching the car but dang I will ponder doing that

Re: burning poo
« Reply #113 on: August 30, 2016, 10:37:40 PM »
you know I didn't consider torching the car but dang I will ponder doing that


Re: burning poo
« Reply #114 on: August 30, 2016, 10:41:57 PM »
you know I didn't consider torching the car but dang I will ponder doing that
I also say go for it but ensure you have a camera, GoPro,, etc or some way to record it for posting. And make sure the car/poo fire doesn't spread to the woods or your house and other vehicles.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #115 on: August 31, 2016, 01:22:45 AM »
Nice.

Yahoo Person: "Do my homework for me."
Walks: "Go poop in a box."
I nominate this as the most twisted (and amusing) thread on BG.  Between the pic of the poor dog and "helping" some poor kid with their homework I have been laughing for 5 minutes straight.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #116 on: August 31, 2016, 01:27:19 AM »
I nominate this as the most twisted (and amusing) thread on BG.  Between the pic of the poor dog and "helping" some poor kid with their homework I have been laughing for 5 minutes straight.

+1000

Re: burning poo
« Reply #117 on: August 31, 2016, 01:38:20 AM »
I've wondered why you can't fill the box with poo and dry it out.  The dried brick of poo should burn longer with a brighter flame.  Is storage an issue?

Re: burning poo
« Reply #118 on: August 31, 2016, 01:42:13 AM »
I've wondered why you can't fill the box with poo and dry it out.  The dried brick of poo should burn longer with a brighter flame.  Is storage an issue?
storage isn't an issue ever since my toyota died. As to drying the poo out, ya you would think it would turn brick like but maybe it's just my poo and the fact that I drink alot that keeps my poo from solidifying.

Re: burning poo
« Reply #119 on: August 31, 2016, 01:48:17 AM »
storage isn't an issue ever since my toyota died. As to drying the poo out, ya you would think it would turn brick like but maybe it's just my poo and the fact that I drink alot that keeps my poo from solidifying.

I do understand.  My stools are loose as well.  It just occurred to me that the poo could be placed in a pie pan and dried in the sun.  It may take longer but you should have some viable poo candles or something to shoot skeet with.  :D