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BellGabber of the Year

SixWeekTenure(tm)
3 (6%)
MV
3 (6%)
ShayP
5 (10%)
brig
6 (12%)
themudking
0 (0%)
Jaz
0 (0%)
sewergab
0 (0%)
MV
0 (0%)
MV's Family
2 (4%)
30 random truckers at a truckstop
1 (2%)
White Crow
1 (2%)
Art Bell
3 (6%)
mikuthing01🇯🇵🗾🗼
13 (26%)
Bobo17
1 (2%)
Redacted
2 (4%)
Lily
2 (4%)
George Senda
2 (4%)
LittleChris
1 (2%)
©StarrMountain® 2010
4 (8%)
bacon
0 (0%)
Rix Gins
1 (2%)

Total Members Voted: 50

Voting closed: April 15, 2017, 03:54:40 PM

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Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2017, 10:40:05 AM »
Bellgabber with the smallest most flaccid penis.


Oh, this one is me. Limp.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2017, 10:51:35 AM »
^^^^^^^^^^
Speaking of badly typed, what does this even mean. I suppose you'd have to be a Britcuck to get it.

Pud is asking for dick pix, i knew he was gay!

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2017, 11:55:11 AM »
Post your nomination of the BellGabber of the year.

Uh duuhh. George Senda.


Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2017, 11:57:25 AM »
Uh duuhh. George Senda.

Hey Chris how are you doing? I pick you for the bellgabber of the year.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2017, 12:25:29 PM »
^^^^^^^^^^
Speaking of badly typed, what does this even mean. I suppose you'd have to be a Britcuck to get it.

Speaking of nominee for: "Keyboard warrior of the year". You win. No contest.  ;D

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2017, 12:27:21 PM »
Pud is asking for dick pix, i knew he was gay!

You only know because you're on the same sites. Seeing the same sights.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2017, 01:25:48 PM »
Speaking of nominee for: "Keyboard warrior of the year". You win. No contest.  ;D

Check out who the number one poster by volume is here.  ;)

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2017, 02:09:10 PM »
You only know because you're on the same sites. Seeing the same sights.

If anyone wants to borrow my log in to said sites I'd be glad to share

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2017, 03:21:29 PM »
TheMudKing. ;)

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2017, 03:38:52 PM »
TheMudKing. ;)


Curtis is a kind, decent, and noble soul, and as such, is disqualified from being associated with such a wretched den of sheissereisse that this site has become.

Try it and see. It'll just slide right off of him. Or maybe that's the Crisco©.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2017, 04:45:09 PM »

Curtis is a kind, decent, and noble soul, and as such, is disqualified from being associated with such a wretched den of sheissereisse that this site has become.

Try it and see. It'll just slide right off of him. Or maybe that's the Crisco©.

Check is in the mail.  Thanks bud!

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2017, 04:51:40 PM »
I'm nominating ShayP.

Wow. My sincere thanks to you Jackstar.

Always kind, always well-received, never loathed, often missed, routinely offers to give back a reach-around. Every. Single. Time.

My Mother did her best to raise me the right way.  I mean, with the other things, ya know, uh, some things just come naturally.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2017, 04:53:43 PM »
If he doesn't take this one, he's a shoe-in for:   Best Posting Pal to Keep You Company During a Live Show Thread.

I will second this for his gentle, self-deprecating humor and general bonhomie.  I believe he entertained at least two separate offers of not just face-to-face meeting but actual cohabitation; how many of us can say that?

I appreciate the kind words gentlemen.  I always enjoy our interactions no matter what the topic.  Cheers!

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2017, 05:34:09 PM »
I nominate the beautiful and bewildering Star!  Who else could it be?  Our Queen ...Star.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2017, 06:30:58 PM »
I nominate the beautiful and bewildering Star!  Who else could it be?  Our Queen ...Star.
Thank you, WhiteCrow.  Because it's coming from you, one of BellGabs best, it is truly an honor to be nominated, but I'm afraid I must decline.  I'm really not one of those people who puts much stock in popularity polls.  And, they can be a bit misleading as demonstrated in the last election cycle, lol. 

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2017, 06:41:23 PM »
Post your nomination of the BellGabber of the year.
i nominate bacon.
because ,well its bacon. nom nom nom

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2017, 06:46:36 PM »
RGG, SV, Ibby, Tiger Lilly, LT Uhuru, Rally Squirrel, Serephin.

Oh, they're not on the list. But Lily is??

Which year are we looking at?

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2017, 08:17:48 PM »
i nominate bacon.
because ,well its bacon. nom nom nom

Hmm are any of the nominees wrapped in bacon?

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2017, 09:20:09 PM »
Wow. My sincere thanks to you Jackstar.

My Mother did her best to raise me the right way.  I mean, with the other things, ya know, uh, some things just come naturally.



See? Look at this. The guy is a prince.


Meanwhile, don't thank me too hard--I voted for Lily. I wanted to get first on the list for oral sex like with Madonna.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2017, 09:33:09 PM »
Hmm are any of the nominees wrapped in bacon?
I think one is wrapped in invisible bacon.  But it's turkey bacon.  That's probably why it's invisible. ;D

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2017, 09:31:44 PM »
I'd nominate Rix Gins.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2017, 11:00:19 PM »
I'd nominate Rix Gins.
Well thanks Walks, but really I wouldn't stand much of a chance in running against many of the great BellGabbers listed above, most of whom have been here so much longer than I have. (I do take comfort in knowing that I've been here longer than the random truckers, and possibly sewergab.)  Very nice of you to say though, and I do appreciate it.     

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2017, 08:58:36 PM »
NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED!  PLEASE VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN (you can only vote once)

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #53 on: April 13, 2017, 11:48:17 PM »
Is the Lily option Tiger or someone  else ?

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2017, 12:05:15 AM »
Is the Lily option Tiger or someone  else ?


The list of implicit revelations in this simple query is as tiny as my penis, and just as important.

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #55 on: April 14, 2017, 12:08:24 AM »
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Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #56 on: April 15, 2017, 07:30:20 PM »
If anyone wants to borrow my log in to said sites I'd be glad to share
You didn't happen to see this did you ?  :o




Heh, heh, heh...    ;)

http://theberry.com/2017/04/01/pornhubs-april-fools-joke-this-year-was-hilariously-evil-lr/

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #57 on: April 15, 2017, 07:37:36 PM »
You didn't happen to see this did you ?  :o




Heh, heh, heh...    ;)

http://theberry.com/2017/04/01/pornhubs-april-fools-joke-this-year-was-hilariously-evil-lr/
Remember the fake email from company's IT administrator about "company policy on use of the internet" and being flagged for looking at porn? It was faked but many don't look at full headers and it was the earlier days of the internet. I had a co-worker who got the email and actually turned pale and frantically went to our boss apologizing and groveling "I accidentally clicked a link, I didn't mean to view porn, I won't do it again, etc.) Boss was like "what the fuck are you talking about?" (Boss was a female also so made it all the more funny and awkward for him (and who knows what effect it had on his career. He was let go in a RIF later that quarter though.)

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #58 on: April 15, 2017, 09:28:29 PM »
Remember the fake email from company's IT administrator about "company policy on use of the internet" and being flagged for looking at porn? It was faked but many don't look at full headers and it was the earlier days of the internet. I had a co-worker who got the email and actually turned pale and frantically went to our boss apologizing and groveling "I accidentally clicked a link, I didn't mean to view porn, I won't do it again, etc.) Boss was like "what the fuck are you talking about?" (Boss was a female also so made it all the more funny and awkward for him (and who knows what effect it had on his career. He was let go in a RIF later that quarter though.)
LOL.

Search for 'evil system administrator' .  You can find some good ones there too. (most of them from the 90's)  ;)      ;D

Re: 2017 BellGab Awards - BellGabber of the Year
« Reply #59 on: April 15, 2017, 09:40:49 PM »
Search for 'evil system administrator' .  You can find some good ones there too. (most of them from the 90's)  ;)      ;D

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