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« Reply #107310 on: December 25, 2016, 02:12:30 AM »
so good..he doesn't even have to show up

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« Reply #107311 on: December 25, 2016, 02:39:16 AM »
haha this is an accurate diagram

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« Reply #107312 on: December 25, 2016, 04:02:18 AM »
That's one of those plastic spoons that come out of MRE bags.  I've said too much.

In that case, the fossilized wantons may still be good.


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« Reply #107313 on: December 25, 2016, 04:10:05 AM »
Merry Xmas & Good Braaps to All!   :D

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« Reply #107314 on: December 25, 2016, 07:07:03 AM »
The morning dawned brightly and Hoagie awoke
And stumbled downstairs for his first morning smoke.
As Phoebus ascended in his polished car,
He saw that the library door was ajar.
Now this was the room to which he'd been denied
And housed his collection, which he liked to hide
From casual guests who might not understand
His room-full of phalluses from every land.
There were lingams from India and dicks carved from stone
By men prehistoric, so polished they shone.
A penis-shaped crystal once pulled from a mine,
A phallus of wood from a Japanese shrine,
A funeral frieze from old Egypt -- a bummer
Until you see Isis give some guy a hummer,
A thing from his garden (might just be a rock),
A Mexican weed-pipe you smoked through the cock.
But none of these baubles attracted his sight
As he saw inside, by the clear morning light,
In the spot where, in past years, their Yule-tree had been,
A freshly carved, towering ebony peen.
He stared there a moment in saucer-eyed wonder,
The curtains of grief torn completely asunder.
Now joy penetrated that old phallophile;
His craggy face broke in a snaggle-toothed smile.
His fancies, though, were not enraptured for long;
The wizard was drawn to that giant black dong.
Its head reached the ceiling, its balls reached the door,
He tip-toed around where they stretched 'cross the floor.
In its polished surface he could see his face --
And Robin behind him, a strap-on in place.

                    *          *          *

I come to the end of my salacious tale
And cover their antics with modesty's veil.
I'll spare you the details (though I hear you begging)
Of their geriatric but vigorous pegging.
For we know that Hoagie, like Osiris green,
Can be resurrected and led by a peen.
But her cry, which I heard as she fearlessly humped,
Was something like "MAGA!" and "You have been Trumped!"

Merry Christmas everybody!

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« Reply #107315 on: December 25, 2016, 11:53:55 AM »
The morning dawned brightly and Hoagie awoke
And stumbled downstairs for his first morning smoke.
As Phoebus ascended in his polished car,
He saw that the library door was ajar.
Now this was the room to which he'd been denied
And housed his collection, which he liked to hide
From casual guests who might not understand
His room-full of phalluses from every land.
There were lingams from India and dicks carved from stone
By men prehistoric, so polished they shone.
A penis-shaped crystal once pulled from a mine,
A phallus of wood from a Japanese shrine,
A funeral frieze from old Egypt -- a bummer
Until you see Isis give some guy a hummer,
A thing from his garden (might just be a rock),
A Mexican weed-pipe you smoked through the cock.
But none of these baubles attracted his sight
As he saw inside, by the clear morning light,
In the spot where, in past years, their Yule-tree had been,
A freshly carved, towering ebony peen.
He stared there a moment in saucer-eyed wonder,
The curtains of grief torn completely asunder.
Now joy penetrated that old phallophile;
His craggy face broke in a snaggle-toothed smile.
His fancies, though, were not enraptured for long;
The wizard was drawn to that giant black dong.
Its head reached the ceiling, its balls reached the door,
He tip-toed around where they stretched 'cross the floor.
In its polished surface he could see his face --
And Robin behind him, a strap-on in place.

                    *          *          *

I come to the end of my salacious tale
And cover their antics with modesty's veil.
I'll spare you the details (though I hear you begging)
Of their geriatric but vigorous pegging.
For we know that Hoagie, like Osiris green,
Can be resurrected and led by a peen.
But her cry, which I heard as she fearlessly humped,
Was something like "MAGA!" and "You have been Trumped!"

Merry Christmas everybody!
and may God bless each one.

Merry Christmas!

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« Reply #107316 on: December 25, 2016, 05:12:00 PM »
LOL K_Dubb ... A new holiday classic is born ... I can't wait for the animated special.

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« Reply #107317 on: December 27, 2016, 03:20:54 PM »
Hey, Trostol.

I have some new Cthulhu avatars for you to check out if ya want.

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« Reply #107318 on: December 27, 2016, 05:26:42 PM »
Hey, Trostol.

I have some new Cthulhu avatars for you to check out if ya want.

i am always up for new Cthulhu or slendie pics!!!


Re: The Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread
« Reply #107319 on: December 27, 2016, 05:49:19 PM »
i am always up for new Cthulhu or slendie pics!!!
Okay.  Go try these on and let me know what ya think. ;D

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« Reply #107320 on: December 27, 2016, 05:50:09 PM »
More to come Trostol. ;)

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« Reply #107321 on: December 27, 2016, 05:50:56 PM »
More to come Trostol. ;)

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« Reply #107322 on: December 27, 2016, 05:51:33 PM »
Last 2 for now. ;D

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« Reply #107323 on: December 27, 2016, 06:55:07 PM »
Last 2 for now. ;D

thanks saved 1 4 and 6...your a doll...doll lol

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« Reply #107324 on: December 27, 2016, 07:25:08 PM »
thanks saved 1 4 and 6...your a doll...doll lol
Aww shucks.  My pleasure, Trostol.

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« Reply #107325 on: December 27, 2016, 07:33:20 PM »
thanks saved 1 4 and 6...your a doll...doll lol
Found one more.  You may like it moist most.

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« Reply #107326 on: December 27, 2016, 07:36:54 PM »
I feel like, whatever that woman is compensating for, it's not enough.

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« Reply #107327 on: December 27, 2016, 07:40:57 PM »
Found one more.  You may like it moist most.

well..that is quite..interesting...but you didn't have to go and get that done for me  ;D

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« Reply #107328 on: December 27, 2016, 07:57:04 PM »
Last 2 for now. ;D

I so want that Cthulhu coffee cup.

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« Reply #107329 on: December 27, 2016, 08:08:49 PM »
I so want that Cthulhu coffee cup.

If only cupcake and trostol actually allowed you to have caffeine products lol

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« Reply #107330 on: December 27, 2016, 08:08:49 PM »
I so want that Cthulhu coffee cup.
You'll have to ask Trostol.

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« Reply #107331 on: December 27, 2016, 08:12:22 PM »
If only cupcake and trostol actually allowed you to have caffeine products lol

he would only hurt himself

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« Reply #107332 on: December 27, 2016, 08:22:17 PM »
I so want that Cthulhu coffee cup.
How about one of these instead? :D

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« Reply #107333 on: December 27, 2016, 08:24:15 PM »
If only cupcake and trostol actually allowed you to have caffeine products lol

They have no sympathy for my plight. I was telling Trostol just today about the time I got trapped in a building with a live alligator. All he was interested in was whether I got hurt climbing out the window so he could laugh.

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« Reply #107334 on: December 27, 2016, 08:27:51 PM »

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« Reply #107335 on: December 27, 2016, 08:31:05 PM »
They have no sympathy for my plight. I was telling Trostol just today about the time I got trapped in a building with a live alligator. All he was interested in was whether I got hurt climbing out the window so he could laugh.

now what a minute..how about telling the truth

i said..i didn't believe the story cause there no way you would go out a window without hurting yourself

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« Reply #107336 on: December 27, 2016, 08:31:29 PM »
How about one of these instead? :D

I do actually have a dolphin mug of sorts. It's a porpoise with the inscription "Live Life with Porpoise". I'm not currently using it though, I'm still sipping from my Trump/Pence mug to drive Cupcake nuts.

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« Reply #107337 on: December 27, 2016, 08:35:39 PM »
now what a minute..how about telling the truth

i said..i didn't believe the story cause there no way you would go out a window without hurting yourself

I did, and I escaped the alligator unscathed because I was a ninja when I was 29. I still am, it's just that crap likes to fall on top of me.

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« Reply #107338 on: December 27, 2016, 08:42:45 PM »
I did, and I escaped the alligator unscathed because I was a ninja when I was 29. I still am, it's just that crap likes to fall on top of me.

or...you are just clumsy that liked getting shanked by trees and licked by goats

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« Reply #107339 on: December 27, 2016, 08:56:03 PM »
They have no sympathy for my plight. I was telling Trostol just today about the time I got trapped in a building with a live alligator. All he was interested in was whether I got hurt climbing out the window so he could laugh.

Haha how did you get trapped in the first place?