Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 88279 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #90 on: August 09, 2013, 12:32:07 PM »

      Canker Sore, Migraine
      Genital Warts, Gangrene Toe
      Preferable to Noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #91 on: August 09, 2013, 12:59:45 PM »
I am George the Snorge
I like cartoons and prank calls
My friends call me Dave

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #92 on: August 09, 2013, 01:05:23 PM »
Inspired with wonderous
magnificence and / or awe
none of this with Noory


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #93 on: August 09, 2013, 01:29:03 PM »
Uh Portle Opensh
Uh Dimenshunal Be-een
Fyshics' in muh Gut

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #94 on: August 09, 2013, 01:51:49 PM »
The cave!
The cave!
Noory's in
the cave.

Plato's "Cave"
and
Noory's cave,
one in the same
must be.


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #95 on: August 09, 2013, 02:30:03 PM »

Epic Haiku

Real experience             
to live in fear, isn't it?
A radio slave.

I've said things people
would not believe: attack lips
on fire - pizza roll

I've hustled C Cranes
in dark, on air, half trying
while Danheiser ate

All these shitty times
will be lost like the bad guests
I drop - "Open Lines!"

September comes soon
I am not ready for this
Oh crap, time to die






Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #96 on: August 09, 2013, 03:02:32 PM »
clears throat.. ahem.....


A simple man crept quietly through the streets of Mexico.
Blackened sweat smeared down along his brow.
Kidnappers lurked in the shadows ready to pounce.
Stolen from his taxi, he now makes these dirty streets his home.
Rain puddles and turkey sandwiches.
Another night south of the Rockies.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #97 on: August 09, 2013, 03:33:21 PM »
Not Ed Gee uh-nuff
In-ter-vu-in' on thuh fly
Jush mailin' it in

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #98 on: August 09, 2013, 03:46:07 PM »
A man contained
Within the Coast format
Never speaking wholly

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #99 on: August 09, 2013, 03:48:33 PM »
During the midnight hours
Noory-san, Deaf, headphones on
Staff, Behind the glass listening to Art replays

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #100 on: August 09, 2013, 03:49:49 PM »
Implants, Botox, Plugs, Lift
A new man artificially looms
Still lacking available starlets

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #101 on: August 09, 2013, 03:50:57 PM »
Writing haiku for Noory-san
Hard mentally draining
Just like Coast show prep

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #102 on: August 09, 2013, 03:54:07 PM »
You're on Coast to Coast,
Hey George, you really suck, guy.
on to next caller.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #103 on: August 09, 2013, 05:19:07 PM »
Lesh go to thuh pfones
Phyllis from Denver hi Phil
He mustuh hung up

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #104 on: August 09, 2013, 05:56:50 PM »
Twenty-Three Hundred
Souls Boarded Gaiam TV
Good Ship Titanic

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #105 on: August 09, 2013, 06:03:37 PM »
Who is Bruce Bateman?
Houston, we have a problem.
There is no baby.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #106 on: August 09, 2013, 06:29:06 PM »
Poor old Marilyn
Was she in an accident?
Dave's slow to catch on

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #107 on: August 09, 2013, 06:42:12 PM »
A lone white dove cries.
A wise owl loses her way.
George is on the air.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #108 on: August 09, 2013, 07:07:59 PM »
Ware thar'sh plants ther'sh rain......
Ware thar'sh planets ther'sh shunlite......
It'sh unbleev-uhble.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #109 on: August 10, 2013, 01:29:16 AM »
Dusk, the Nighthawk Soars
Unteathered by Reason's Laws
to Bomb Once Again


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #110 on: August 10, 2013, 01:56:49 AM »
I'm shitting myself laughing.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #111 on: August 10, 2013, 07:10:49 AM »
Turn off Coast to Coast
George Noory's level of suck
Is Beyond Bleef

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #112 on: August 10, 2013, 08:03:05 AM »
I would guess your mind,
Is a part of who you are.
Coincidences?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #113 on: August 10, 2013, 08:06:04 AM »
City of Angels.
Art is wagering war? Gosh.
Summon the portals!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #114 on: August 10, 2013, 02:17:01 PM »
whoever it was that found,
how to shink pizza
into small bite size rolls, thanks.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #115 on: August 10, 2013, 04:20:18 PM »

      Gateway to the West
      Brings us radio's awful pest
      Wig wearing douchebag

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #116 on: August 10, 2013, 04:28:14 PM »

     A two legged tick
     Angels, no coincidences
     Radio's colostomy bag

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #117 on: August 11, 2013, 03:18:18 AM »
Mediocrity
Crap Rises Over L.A.
Dumbed Down From Top  :P

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #118 on: August 11, 2013, 04:10:23 AM »
Auff thuh Puh-sif-ick
Frum thuh gateway to thuh West
Hullo how are yewwwww

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #119 on: August 11, 2013, 04:49:50 AM »
Hellow, how are yuuu?
That'sh zactly rite; I luv it.
Uh noth'r clashic.