Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 91713 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2013, 11:28:15 PM »
Lost cue cards need help
Where for art thou, Tommie-san?
Oh no I've got mail

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #61 on: February 21, 2013, 02:46:16 AM »
Thick skulled and thin skinned
On radio or t.v.
Fork-tongued and mush-mouthed



Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #62 on: February 21, 2013, 02:57:15 AM »
Newsmen, so he claims
To be his inspiration.
Those like Les Nessman.





Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #63 on: February 21, 2013, 01:02:14 PM »
Scream on the comm line,
"I swear I thought turkeys could fly!"
Could they be angels?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #64 on: February 21, 2013, 02:35:30 PM »
Lost off the road from Marrakesh
Parking to no avail
Radio masquerading next to fail

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #65 on: February 21, 2013, 03:50:07 PM »
How are yew,
Li-o-nel Fanthorpe?
How are yew?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #66 on: February 21, 2013, 03:53:38 PM »
Can I buy e-foods
with some of the gold I bought
from Lear Capital?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #67 on: February 21, 2013, 03:57:30 PM »
Mean baby,
Why are you so mean?
uh-mazing.




Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #68 on: February 21, 2013, 03:57:43 PM »

In the news,
How did this happen?
oh my garsh.


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #69 on: February 21, 2013, 03:59:47 PM »

Amazing shtory.
How'd yew get involved in this?
Let's go to the phones.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #70 on: February 21, 2013, 04:06:03 PM »
They checked my I.D.
Those New World Order lowlifes
Circle K dinner

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #71 on: February 21, 2013, 04:46:54 PM »

noory seeks the one
men of middle victory
volcano for him

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #72 on: February 21, 2013, 04:55:24 PM »
Dead baby stories
It's like middle school relived
But... he's serious

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #73 on: February 21, 2013, 05:10:17 PM »
Just comb in and rinse.
I hope no one will notice.
Just For Men hair dye.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #74 on: August 08, 2013, 07:16:20 PM »
omg! you guys are too good!!!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #75 on: August 08, 2013, 07:24:56 PM »
All out of questions.
Let's go to the phones.
Bateman's on the air.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2013, 07:28:07 PM »
All out of questions.
Let's go to the phones.
Bateman's on the air.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #77 on: August 09, 2013, 12:37:24 AM »
they are calling me
the forum records my slop
email the admin

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #78 on: August 09, 2013, 12:38:43 AM »
they are calling me
the forum records my slop
email the admin

Nice one

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #79 on: August 09, 2013, 12:41:25 AM »
Nice one

haha, thank you.  i put some thought into this.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #80 on: August 09, 2013, 02:09:56 AM »
Art hoists the black flag
George says "Absholutely not!"
Let the war begin.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #81 on: August 09, 2013, 02:14:20 AM »
"Art retired,
He's winding down, folks."
You wish, George.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #82 on: August 09, 2013, 02:15:52 AM »
Not even Tommy
Can console the sobbing man.
email the admin.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #83 on: August 09, 2013, 02:17:47 AM »
very vague
and cryptic email
made my day.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #84 on: August 09, 2013, 02:44:31 AM »
George's bleefs:
They're all out to get us, but
WHO ARE THEY?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #85 on: August 09, 2013, 05:05:38 AM »
Question guest tonight:
Bigfoot, aliens and mothman,
are they all robots?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #86 on: August 09, 2013, 05:19:53 AM »
Wush thish thing Haiku
Ma Gawsh I don' undershtan
Ish it a demon?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #87 on: August 09, 2013, 12:09:05 PM »
"Haiku for Noory-san" thread is going down as my entry in the "Things That Give You Joy" thread.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #88 on: August 09, 2013, 12:15:22 PM »

        Idiot of Detroit
        Devoid of Wit and Wisdom
        Overnight's Misfortune.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #89 on: August 09, 2013, 12:16:50 PM »
"Haiku for Noory-san" thread is going down as my entry in the "Things That Give You Joy" thread.

x2. I am enthralled.