Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 88286 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #300 on: March 26, 2014, 08:12:47 PM »
obama sans teleprompter
noory sans 3x5 cards
sound the same

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #301 on: March 26, 2014, 08:19:32 PM »
hogue predicts
escalator to Hawaiian studio
noory oh goshes

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #302 on: March 26, 2014, 11:03:04 PM »
Pizza Rolls...
Tommy...
Dead Babies...

Things George dreams about.




Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #303 on: March 26, 2014, 11:06:55 PM »
obama sans teleprompter
noory sans 3x5 cards
sound the same

HA!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #304 on: March 27, 2014, 07:15:06 AM »
noory and hoaguester
who is smarter?
we will never know

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #305 on: March 27, 2014, 03:41:44 PM »
Alien sputum
stuck to the roof of my mouth
Noori's a moron

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #306 on: March 27, 2014, 03:53:00 PM »
Scorching pizza stuff

Little tiny box of 'em

what's that cue card say?
-------------------------
No turkey on rye

It scorched the roof of my mouth

No one believes you

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #307 on: March 27, 2014, 04:14:23 PM »
You bit into it
read the warning on the box
It was unbelievable

George tries to do shtick
Laugh track cannot save him I'm
in Mini apples

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #308 on: March 28, 2014, 02:57:50 PM »
noory doing standup
tries to make a funny
crickets are heard

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #309 on: March 30, 2014, 04:10:33 AM »
Once turd was shiny
Then covered in ashes
Flies avoid it now

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #310 on: March 30, 2014, 07:56:35 PM »
Talented people here!   8)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #311 on: March 30, 2014, 07:59:35 PM »
monday night noory
5 days without knapp
we are sad

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #312 on: March 30, 2014, 08:01:34 PM »
monday night noory
gns thread
will be rocking again

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #313 on: March 30, 2014, 08:03:08 PM »
red pills
blue pills
noory chooses 3rd pill (toomerik?)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #314 on: April 02, 2014, 08:35:48 AM »
steve quayle
alex jones
noory hits new low

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #315 on: April 08, 2014, 01:43:53 PM »
brain dead,soul sucking noory
writes st paul is the antichrist
art why hast thou forsaken us?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #316 on: April 08, 2014, 04:00:52 PM »
Cue up the spotlight
The Snorge is coming to town
To tell jokes and sing

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #317 on: April 08, 2014, 04:10:32 PM »
Shiny light on mars
Signals of SOS
George speaks into the airwaves
Aliens scream

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #318 on: April 09, 2014, 02:51:57 AM »
don't know what it means
Iambic Pentameter
gets triple word score

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #319 on: April 09, 2014, 03:43:23 AM »
George probably thinks
Iambic Pentameter
is a new health food

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #320 on: April 09, 2014, 04:08:52 AM »
Picnic with Noory:
Carnivora, turmeric
and meat analogue

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #321 on: April 15, 2014, 01:14:11 PM »
   Jorch on Coast to Coast.                                                                                                                  And on the Gaiam t.v.                                                                                                                     Suckage still the same.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #322 on: April 16, 2014, 12:48:21 AM »
Jorch's health products
This one tastes like tangerine
More infomericals

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #323 on: April 16, 2014, 09:25:01 PM »
1500 pages mustache stained trees
the root of all stupidity
congrats to noory


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #324 on: April 17, 2014, 08:45:48 AM »
toomeric stained mustache
carnivora rules the night
good radio is dead

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #325 on: April 25, 2014, 12:36:06 AM »
EMP attack
Big problem - still, an upside
Noory's show, knocked out

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #326 on: April 25, 2014, 12:38:46 AM »
Another Jorch night
Scorpions ballad whistles
Through his empty head

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #327 on: April 25, 2014, 07:10:13 AM »
a jorchless friday
no ufophil
many shouts of joy heard

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #328 on: April 25, 2014, 07:28:10 AM »
a jorchless friday
no ufophil
many shouts of joy heard
Stupid fucking George
You're such a flaming dimwit
Please shut your pie hole

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #329 on: April 25, 2014, 01:25:32 PM »
Jorch 3 day wekend
Knapp doubleheader
Aldous approves