Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 88277 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2013, 02:16:51 PM »
Wind blows
Crap in the wind
Jorch is butt crap in the wind


(Apologies to Kansas)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2013, 03:33:58 PM »
Brilliant! I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard.

A break from the traditional graceful style...

Bukowski Haiku
Mushmouth again. Shit.
Cretinous ass, low normal.
Who hired this moron?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2013, 03:41:11 PM »
cold puddles of rain
soaking into Noory's shoes
a coincidence?


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2013, 03:49:08 PM »
A corporate shill
Bumbling through another show
Is Beyond Belief.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2013, 04:14:47 PM »

Shameless sideshow geek
 
Turmeric coated fowl heads
 
feathers in your stache

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2013, 08:07:33 PM »
the searing blisters
they taste like pepperoni
it was well worth it

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2013, 08:09:21 PM »
the searing blisters
they taste like pepperoni
it was well worth it

I'm still laughing!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2013, 08:44:37 PM »
George, Tommy, Lisa
The triumvirate of suck
Incompetence rules

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2013, 08:54:59 PM »
Searching for the Desert of the Sea
Forever searching, the dark of the night
Silence broken, the curse of UFO Phil

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2013, 09:08:39 PM »
Brave caller gets through
Seeks to disagree with Snorge
Oops, guess we lost call.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2013, 09:16:45 PM »
George, poor George
Looks to mom for help, more help
like a 7 year old


Alas poor George
I knew him once, poor misguided
now lost forever, gone

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2013, 09:40:09 PM »
This ones reaching, but I've been drinking...

drooling, fork ready,
all you can eat buffet, I'm
Tommy Danheiser.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2013, 09:55:30 PM »
Guest's answer is deep
Follow-up is obvious
Still next card is asked

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2013, 12:14:55 AM »
Great job, folks!

Here's my sucky attempt at Haiku:


I may not know Art
But I know what I dislike 
Bite me Snorge Noary

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2013, 12:34:17 AM »
A split show for you
If I had a cock, suck it
Not quack health again

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2013, 12:46:37 AM »
Art thought he scared me,
I am a really good host!
He'll never come back.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2013, 12:53:48 AM »
Guest's answer is deep
Follow-up is obvious
Still next card is asked

Hahaha... nice.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #47 on: February 20, 2013, 10:42:40 AM »
Pizza rolls burning
Ears safe, will not bleed tonight
Oh no, he returns...


( see I knew there was a use for my English degree)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #48 on: February 20, 2013, 11:58:11 AM »
the searing blisters
they taste like pepperoni
it was well worth it

ROTFLMAO! ;D

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #49 on: February 20, 2013, 12:44:08 PM »
Half of mouth droopy.
Mustache hides birth defect shame.
Lawsuit will fix all.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #50 on: February 20, 2013, 12:46:58 PM »
Half of mouth droopy.
Mustache hides birth defect shame.
Lawsuit will fix all.

Love it!  ;D

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2013, 01:26:36 PM »
Stump dumb, lazy man,
burnt mouth, ruined show, won't go,
gunna sue 'em all
 

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #52 on: February 20, 2013, 01:30:43 PM »
I suck, I suck,
I suck, suck suck,
I suck, I suck.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #53 on: February 20, 2013, 01:46:08 PM »
Coastabber lowlife,
I called the cyber police.
Respect the mustache.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #54 on: February 20, 2013, 01:48:21 PM »
toomeric
Feb-a-roo-ary
Jorch Noaree

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2013, 01:50:26 PM »
Paper*Boy will pay.
MV must shut down his site.
NO COINCIDENCE.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2013, 10:40:17 PM »
We'll hear more about
our guest after this ad for
Tahiti Village

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2013, 11:04:44 PM »
We'll hear more about
our guest after this ad for
Tahiti Village

Heh heh, nicely executed.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2013, 11:19:34 PM »
Response: lol lowlife
Bordering defamation
Better call Matlock


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2013, 11:24:25 PM »
The General is on FI-YAH! Actually, all of the contributions of the last 12 hours or so are just superior efforts and have me lolling. Outstanding!