Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 91707 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #270 on: January 17, 2014, 08:56:27 PM »
george noory gets it
I know it's been said before
but I still don't care.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #271 on: January 18, 2014, 12:28:33 AM »
The Target Hackers
Employed off-the-shelf malware.
George calls it "mall wear".

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #272 on: January 19, 2014, 03:03:20 AM »
If here Yoda was
To Coast listen he would not
Since sucks Noory does


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #273 on: January 19, 2014, 08:06:47 AM »
The Target Hackers
Employed off-the-shelf malware.
George calls it "mall wear".

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #274 on: January 19, 2014, 09:53:51 AM »
If here Yoda was
To Coast listen he would not
Since sucks Noory does


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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #275 on: January 19, 2014, 01:49:40 PM »


POLYVORE! I have made masterpieces there.

Oops. I mean.

Images of meat
Tear through my mind like ragged
Memories of George.

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"Meat wings" Seraphim27

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #276 on: January 19, 2014, 02:41:55 PM »
POLYVORE! I have made masterpieces there.

Oops. I mean.

Images of meat
Tear through my mind like ragged
Memories of George.

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"Meat wings" Seraphim27

 ;D

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #277 on: January 19, 2014, 10:14:22 PM »
In the cave, Tommy
Makes horrific discov'ry:
An insane Noory

Re-enacting Some-
Where in Time with Art, Richard
C., and Strieber dolls.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #278 on: January 19, 2014, 10:40:21 PM »
In the cave, Tommy
Makes horrific discov'ry:
An insane Noory

Re-enacting Some-
Where in Time with Art, Richard
C., and Strieber dolls.

ROFL I would totally buy those dolls myself  ;D

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #279 on: January 20, 2014, 12:23:59 AM »
George you are so cool
Everyone loves your shows, man
(Haiku for George Knapp)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #280 on: January 22, 2014, 12:43:44 AM »
Jorch is a bad host
Noory is only human
(Haiku for John B Zombie)

(and I just realized that's not a haiku)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #281 on: January 22, 2014, 08:45:19 PM »
ufo phil starts
radio smashed against wall
no coincidence

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #282 on: February 02, 2014, 02:58:37 AM »
Noory-san uh say
uh as above, so uh blow
spiritual Jorch

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #283 on: February 02, 2014, 05:50:36 AM »
Jorch is a bad host
Noory is only human
(Haiku for John B Zombie)

(and I just realized that's not a haiku)

A haiknoo?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #284 on: March 02, 2014, 02:49:01 AM »
Oberon when asked
"How magical are wizards?"
Turns Noory to shit

(inspired by the 11-15-13 show)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #285 on: March 02, 2014, 03:24:37 AM »
when one sees this thread
compulsion is to write one
quick! before you suck

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #286 on: March 04, 2014, 02:01:49 PM »
escalator to the top of the volcano
put it in neutral
and down we goooooo

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #287 on: March 10, 2014, 07:59:24 PM »
people are whacked out
my shorts smell of turmeric
i love dead children haha

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #288 on: March 15, 2014, 04:37:55 AM »
I like to haiku
do you, too, like to haiku?
No.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #289 on: March 15, 2014, 04:48:24 AM »
Gesundheit

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #290 on: March 15, 2014, 07:57:05 PM »
Mangled interview
Open lines suck - can't get worse
Then, UFO Phil

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #291 on: March 15, 2014, 11:16:06 PM »
floppy lips
under the mustache
mic spittle

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #292 on: March 15, 2014, 11:38:10 PM »
Lip critter no
How low can it go
Art bring it back

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #293 on: March 16, 2014, 04:27:02 AM »
oh tommy help me
hot pizza roll in my shorts
now your mouth will burn

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #294 on: March 22, 2014, 12:58:37 AM »
The desert fringe, once
What happened to our show Jorch?
Now, just turmeric

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #295 on: March 22, 2014, 02:07:14 AM »
dead children
dead children and more
dead children

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #296 on: March 22, 2014, 05:27:59 AM »
George out for a walk
Bird flies by, craps on his head
"Was it an angel?"

Coast to Coast guest host
gets better ratings than George
First show is his last

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #297 on: March 26, 2014, 11:24:09 AM »
random thoughts in my head
no 3x5 cards
i feel like noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #298 on: March 26, 2014, 07:26:44 PM »
random thoughts in my head
no 3x5 cards
i feel like noory

Pizza rolls eaten
Then dreams of Crimeria
Now I'm Noory too

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #299 on: March 26, 2014, 07:54:35 PM »
Hogue prognosticates
Noory says Gosh! Exactly!
True prophet my ass