Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 88283 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #240 on: November 20, 2013, 05:12:49 PM »
Hawaiian rain storm
and Vietnamese typhoon.
Coincidences?

Coincidences
Do not exist, say Noory
Must be a portal

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #241 on: November 20, 2013, 05:20:31 PM »
All life's mysteries
Two explanations exist
Angels or Portals

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #242 on: November 21, 2013, 02:01:19 AM »
Eight hours of show prep
(Joke page, sandwich, and a nap)
Yep, ready to go


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #243 on: November 21, 2013, 05:34:08 PM »
Shifty eye
Sheisty lip
Bobblehead

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #244 on: December 14, 2013, 11:28:54 PM »
East of the Rockies...
Pizza rolls are way too hot
Turmeric save me!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #245 on: December 15, 2013, 05:58:04 AM »
L-ing My A Off
Haiku for Noory-San is
A perfect title


Retarded question
Retarded question again
Maybe a portal?

Retarded question
Guest provides a long answer
Repeat the question

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #246 on: December 15, 2013, 06:01:48 AM »
East of the Rockies...
Pizza rolls are way too hot
Turmeric save me!

John Titor succeeds
Found parts to make a portal
Sent pizza rolls back

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #247 on: December 15, 2013, 09:03:29 AM »
Six weeks we listened
Then some stupid shit happened
Now six weeks bitching

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #248 on: December 31, 2013, 04:45:09 AM »
He ruined our show
Google search:  'George Noory Sucks'
Somewhat lovable

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #249 on: December 31, 2013, 08:18:33 AM »
Aaargh You Suck You Suck
Aaargh You Fucking Suck You Suck
twenty goto ten

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #250 on: January 02, 2014, 04:14:50 PM »
My radio plays
while tears burn like pizza rolls.
Pass the turmeric.

Carnivora haunts
my dreams like EVPs or
something of a cat.

The Antarctica
waits in icy stillness for
George to stop talking.

Yea though I walk through
the Valley of Pizza Rolls
. . . could be a portal.


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #251 on: January 03, 2014, 04:36:04 AM »
rug on floor and skull
the mustache guards the portal
billion year contract

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #252 on: January 13, 2014, 09:30:36 AM »
I have not listened
To Coast To Coast for so long
I know you still suck

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #253 on: January 13, 2014, 09:33:05 AM »
We all have our favorite threads. This one is mine.  :)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #254 on: January 13, 2014, 09:49:49 AM »
We all have our favorite threads. This one is mine.  :)

Favorite posters too
Seraphim Twenty Seven
You are one of mine

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #255 on: January 13, 2014, 10:25:21 AM »
Favorite posters too
Seraphim Twenty Seven
You are one of mine

 :) :) :) :) :)
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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #256 on: January 13, 2014, 11:02:41 AM »
A fine thread that shows
Quick wit, rapid repartee-
A great safety net!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #257 on: January 13, 2014, 12:29:27 PM »
Noory has no cool,
Art Bell is King of the Night.
Art, don't forget us.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #258 on: January 13, 2014, 12:40:57 PM »
Coast To Coast sucks hard,
Noory was never worthy.
Radio silence.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #259 on: January 13, 2014, 01:05:11 PM »
Aldous' haiku
Surrounded by two ladies
Does it get better?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #260 on: January 13, 2014, 01:15:55 PM »
Aldous' haiku
Surrounded by two ladies
Does it get better?

noory shows up
ladies leave
Aldous is sad

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #261 on: January 13, 2014, 01:25:41 PM »
Aldous' haiku
Surrounded by two ladies
Does it get better?

Favorite hippie
Of all BellGab, cheers me up.
Grateful for the smile.   :)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #262 on: January 14, 2014, 10:55:51 AM »
Angel in Memphis,
Raining down fresh tears of grief.
Coast to Coast is on.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #263 on: January 14, 2014, 10:59:11 AM »
George Noory bellows,
"GIVE ME BACK MY PIZZA ROLLS!"
My feet fly like wind.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #264 on: January 14, 2014, 11:03:21 AM »
spec sheet, dark weekend
future theatre with the Birnes
into the planet

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #265 on: January 14, 2014, 11:05:43 AM »
gabcast, doug stanhope
hopefully knapp gets well soon
still no george noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #266 on: January 14, 2014, 02:30:17 PM »
Angel in Memphis,
Raining down fresh tears of grief.
Coast to Coast is on.

George is unaware
He flushed our show down the drain
Never-ending suck.


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #267 on: January 14, 2014, 02:41:18 PM »
Watch the fillings pop.
Totino's got your tongue, George?
Saved from you by grease.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #268 on: January 14, 2014, 09:33:17 PM »
pubic hair on face
lice my favorite topping
pizza diapers

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #269 on: January 17, 2014, 08:27:58 PM »
Scorpions ballad
Again with the damn whistling
Bumper music fail