Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 91709 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #210 on: September 17, 2013, 02:23:59 AM »
Holy screaming shit
Art Bell kicks Jorch Snoorie's ass
No comparison

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #211 on: September 17, 2013, 09:18:37 PM »
Poor George
empty of head
mouth flappin'

Vacant eyes
chances lost
what now?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #212 on: September 18, 2013, 11:16:35 PM »
Art is really back
George is fading memory
But haikus still fun


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #213 on: September 19, 2013, 12:16:19 AM »
Stumble and mumble,
Fumble, jumble, and bumble,
Should be more humble

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #214 on: September 19, 2013, 02:22:47 PM »
Noory is boring
And rude and a dolt.
Thanks to you all who are not!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #215 on: September 20, 2013, 06:58:48 PM »
Art gives you hard time!
Itís a talk show and thatís why.
George still does not prep.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #216 on: September 21, 2013, 03:35:39 AM »
Deep freeze is ajar
Pizza rolls nowhere in sight
Blame the alien

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #217 on: September 21, 2013, 04:05:15 AM »
Deep freeze is ajar
Pizza rolls nowhere in sight
Blame the alien

Masterpiece. 

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #218 on: September 26, 2013, 09:57:17 PM »
George PM's MV
"You guys were not nice. boo hoooooo"
So-ooooo don't care, ass hat

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #219 on: October 02, 2013, 11:24:42 PM »
GNS was fun
Enjoyed commiserating
Now can't be bothered

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #220 on: October 05, 2013, 07:38:07 PM »
Good show
A moron takes over
Bad show

I never wrote a Haiku before!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #221 on: October 18, 2013, 11:38:44 AM »
still bein' a clown
circus wants you back cuz you
can't stop yo clownin'

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #222 on: October 25, 2013, 10:10:28 AM »
Raging through the night
Listening to Dark Matter
Because Noory sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #223 on: October 26, 2013, 04:19:29 PM »
more right against left
Quick Karl and NowhereInTime
jesus fuck, shut up

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #224 on: October 30, 2013, 11:20:39 AM »
truly, hard to be-
lieve;
are you all so stupid?
It would seem, yes, MUCHO

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #225 on: October 30, 2013, 11:24:27 AM »
At least we know how
Many syllables to use
In a damn haiku

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #226 on: October 30, 2013, 11:26:56 AM »
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Are you so alone? I guess;
Much love forever, <3

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #227 on: October 30, 2013, 11:27:41 AM »
p.s. you should see this idiot's PM to me

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #228 on: October 30, 2013, 11:31:57 AM »
p.s. you should see this idiot's PM to me
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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #229 on: October 30, 2013, 12:38:47 PM »
Jesus Christ, Jasck star. 
Hitting the sauce a little
bit early today?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #230 on: October 30, 2013, 01:43:17 PM »
At least we know how
Many syllables to use
In a damn haiku

Once a decent show
Clueless moron takes over
Now a shitty show

Better? (I never knew about the syllable thing)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #231 on: October 30, 2013, 02:05:14 PM »
Tuesday on Bellgab
lid flew off the crazy pot
kernels of crap flew

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #232 on: October 30, 2013, 02:16:22 PM »
jackstar goes all troll
alcohol or something else?
hope he's sober soon

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #233 on: October 30, 2013, 07:48:10 PM »
At least we know how
Many syllables to use
In a damn haiku

Instant classic this
Yes haiku masters must count
Keep on rockin dude

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #234 on: November 12, 2013, 05:46:02 PM »
Brief Joy.  Now, Art's voice
gone.  Depression glooms Darkly.
Does it all Matter?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #235 on: November 13, 2013, 12:31:07 PM »
Pahrump Art sees shadow
Two more years non compete clause
Bill Murray slits wrists

needy Australians
and redneck truckers anger
one call per month dick

Guests forsook Noory
line up for Daves butt starts here
pucker up Hoagland

flaky Bell quits again
satellite radio doorstop
six month subscription

cell phones cut out am
i on the air yet? turn off
your radio dolt

six weeks then a bonk
lardass hogue delights while Dave
Noory ejaculates

I don't want Oprah
or Stern or Opie or Raw dog
Art Goatse's his fans

Bellgab up in arms
torches and pitchforks abound
Phillipines looks good

same old Nibiru
guests need new material
2012 bullshit

Bill from West Hartford
go take a shit then come back
moron's still rambling

smokes 3 packs a day
Evelyn Paglini voice
nails on chalkboard

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #236 on: November 17, 2013, 02:50:09 AM »
Noory's irked again
Bad connections and dropped lines
But they're in his brain

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #237 on: November 18, 2013, 03:41:56 PM »
There are two Georges
Knapp is a pro as you know
Noory though just blows

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #238 on: November 20, 2013, 03:35:49 PM »
Late Night Snack cookbook
"Fast and easy" toaster tart
Requires one hour

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #239 on: November 20, 2013, 04:17:36 PM »
Hawaiian rain storm
and Vietnamese typhoon.
Coincidences?