Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 88282 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #180 on: September 03, 2013, 04:31:12 AM »

don't say "Obama"
call him "Mr. President"
proper pansy jorch

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #181 on: September 03, 2013, 04:45:05 AM »
George has a system
It's all for the new lissners
No thought or effort

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #182 on: September 03, 2013, 08:32:18 PM »
and how many times
must numbnuts go on and on
sad kid hurt or died

the answer my friend
will be blowing in the wind
want to take a ride?


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #183 on: September 03, 2013, 08:56:14 PM »
Wanna take a ride?
Scotch taped name flapping in breeze
Watchers ask "Jorch who?"

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #184 on: September 04, 2013, 12:07:44 PM »
dentist drill to gumbs
scratch chalkboard, taze my balls bro
george's open lines

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #185 on: September 04, 2013, 09:36:21 PM »
Pizza Rolls
Hopes rise
Lost opportunity...

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #186 on: September 07, 2013, 01:24:06 PM »
Coast to coast lifts ban
Sow their wild Oates Thursday night
Kcus ouy egroeg ouy kcuf

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #187 on: September 07, 2013, 02:01:00 PM »
Coast to coast lifts ban
Sow their wild Oates Thursday night
Kcus ouy egroeg ouy kcuf
Most excellent Grasshopper.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #188 on: September 07, 2013, 04:43:35 PM »
Never has Noory
Ever said sorry.
Bad taste is innate.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #189 on: September 07, 2013, 07:24:09 PM »
george takes friday off
then art responds on facebook
you're going down bitch

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #190 on: September 07, 2013, 11:06:17 PM »
Noorie is pond-scum
He really pisses me off!
No class, loser boy

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #191 on: September 09, 2013, 01:45:43 AM »
Scams for two hundred
P. T. Barnum with no brains
Who is George Noory?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #192 on: September 09, 2013, 07:31:34 PM »
I hate to have to point this out but...



Noory-san say
become a Coast Subscriber
hear UFO phil

Noory-san say
I enjoy public schpeaking
broadcashting

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #193 on: September 11, 2013, 12:40:01 AM »
somewhere in heaven
aunt toyotacorolla
turns off radio

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #194 on: September 11, 2013, 10:43:02 AM »
smackdown in sucks thread
bell and noory together
liar exposed

lucid dreaming - cool
tell us about your own dreams
boring, boring stuff

gerald celente
no good money advice yet
the sky is falling

art bell six days hence
finally good radio
late night bore no more

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #195 on: September 11, 2013, 02:42:23 PM »
Fake try to make friends
People here still think I suck
Must be all haters

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #196 on: September 12, 2013, 02:53:10 AM »
burp snort gulp
my sleep number is ninety
I love it

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #197 on: September 12, 2013, 03:07:16 AM »
Used to hate the job
Tom was eating his way out
Now Art's coming back

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #198 on: September 12, 2013, 03:13:52 AM »
First John David Oates
Then 9/11 truthers
A sad cry for help

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #199 on: September 12, 2013, 03:48:34 AM »
show intro
and classic bumper music
ARTifacts

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #200 on: September 12, 2013, 02:24:05 PM »
Sirius XM
it furthers one to subscribe
fifteen bucks, no blame

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #201 on: September 12, 2013, 02:46:51 PM »
Could we start a thread of limericks as well?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #202 on: September 12, 2013, 03:35:57 PM »
There once was a host
Who sucks and killed Coast to Coast
And George Noory Sucks!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #203 on: September 12, 2013, 05:28:28 PM »
There once was a bad host named Norry
Who never has researched a story
    Dead babies, verbal faux-pas
    A listener exodus caused.
In all, he was just too damned gory!!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #204 on: September 14, 2013, 06:15:23 AM »
Stupid moron George
Gets pizza roll burning mouth
Noodlehead fails again

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #205 on: September 14, 2013, 09:36:59 PM »
still he is the host
of what's left of coast to coast
now the show is toast

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #206 on: September 14, 2013, 09:44:04 PM »
Sirius, bright star
A desert voice calls to us
Soon we will listen

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #207 on: September 16, 2013, 10:36:23 PM »
september sixteen
while i'm writing this haiku
michio kaku

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #208 on: September 17, 2013, 12:16:19 AM »
Waiting. Frozen time.
Suffering, Noory sucks goobs.
But now, Art's back. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #209 on: September 17, 2013, 01:47:10 AM »
Art is back
deeply he drinks
George's  milkshake