Author Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 91704 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #120 on: August 11, 2013, 06:02:45 AM »
Some Velvet Morning.
The Chase, Dancing Queen, Cusco.
Mine, all mine, all mine.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #121 on: August 11, 2013, 12:00:17 PM »
There once was a host named Noory
His radio shows were just boring
He'd ask his guest questions
Long after their confessions
But the host was oblivious and also liked to talk about dead and injured children and sigh with relief that Art Bell wasn't taking his job and soon he would have his lissners snoring.

Opps, soory.  That's not Haiku - must be sNoory-ku.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #122 on: August 11, 2013, 12:35:54 PM »
Bleef in yourself
Bleef in me
I bleef not in coincidences
I bleef not in cold pizza rolls
Do not chew
Do not Swallow
2 days of burning
2 days of tears


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #123 on: August 14, 2013, 06:04:56 PM »
Noorie prayed for yeeeew
It’sh a miruhcle, Goatsy!
You can sing again!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #124 on: August 16, 2013, 07:08:33 PM »
SaucyRossy felt torn apart by Goatsy;
A sick cat who showed his tail mostly;
Noory took the bait;
Perhaps sealing our fate;
Pray for, but never Google poor Goatsy.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #125 on: August 16, 2013, 07:35:58 PM »
pressure from boredom
as a diamond from a lump
Noory is a gem

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #126 on: August 22, 2013, 12:37:37 PM »
I sit on this turd and am wondrin
how I came upon all this blundrin
 show me door
it's too early to snore
Art Bell is callin like thundrin


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #127 on: August 22, 2013, 01:00:00 PM »
SaucyRossy felt torn apart by Goatsy;
A sick cat who showed his tail mostly;
Noory took the bait;
Perhaps sealing our fate;
Pray for, but never Google poor Goatsy.


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #128 on: August 22, 2013, 03:44:55 PM »
tick talk tick talk tick
while tiny grass is dreaming
september sixteen

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #129 on: August 22, 2013, 03:51:32 PM »
^^^^^^
+20!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #130 on: August 22, 2013, 04:02:13 PM »
Chicago hot dog
George gobbles it up all night
Tommie's small wiener

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #131 on: August 22, 2013, 10:31:58 PM »
Nice to have the thread originator back.  :D

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #132 on: August 23, 2013, 03:30:59 AM »
Nice to have the thread originator back.  :D

very well said.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #133 on: August 23, 2013, 03:05:18 PM »
There once was a host named Noory
who courted Art's ghost's past glory
The hot air blew
the fart then grew
and exploded with nary a sorry!

 

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #134 on: August 28, 2013, 02:20:08 PM »
Eyes open starlight
Yeah, I want to take a ride
Only a clown car

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #135 on: August 28, 2013, 02:20:38 PM »
This thread is great BTW

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #136 on: August 28, 2013, 02:38:41 PM »
This thread is great BTW

agreed.  it's among my favs.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #137 on: August 28, 2013, 02:59:48 PM »
Blow gently, graceful,
flowing, dancing in the wind.
George Noory's mustache.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #138 on: August 28, 2013, 05:04:52 PM »
under pressure, pain.
shaking under extreme weight.
Danheiser's poor knees.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #139 on: August 28, 2013, 05:27:40 PM »
tick talk tick talk tick
while tiny grass is dreaming
september sixteen

Damn.  Have I told you yet how great it is to see you back here??   :)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #140 on: August 28, 2013, 07:03:37 PM »
Dream of crafting a
Haiku as exquisite as
Aldousburbank can.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #141 on: August 28, 2013, 07:11:41 PM »
Zoo animals shot
A mean baby created
'I love it' says George

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #142 on: August 29, 2013, 06:14:28 PM »
How cool is Snoory?
Not too; even less edge than
a red rubber ball.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #143 on: August 30, 2013, 09:41:11 AM »
Art posts true feelings
Bell gabbers rejoice this news
Noorie gets it? No.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #144 on: August 30, 2013, 09:48:35 AM »
We have constructed
BellGab.com in honor
Of our escaping

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #145 on: August 30, 2013, 10:07:53 AM »
Next up, Cornelious
Hey Corney, How are Yeee-eeewwww?
Boiling sewage pits

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #146 on: August 30, 2013, 10:09:56 AM »
Next up, Cornelious
Hey Corney, How are Yeee-eeewwww?
Boiling sewage pits
Yes!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #147 on: August 30, 2013, 10:13:09 AM »
noory san sits like
white bird in a gilded cage
droning on and on

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #148 on: August 30, 2013, 10:49:25 AM »
Wanna take a ride?
A Sicilian boat ride?
Get in the boat, George.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #149 on: August 30, 2013, 11:26:53 AM »
First, five syllables
Then come seven syllables
Then George Noory sux