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Haiku for Noory-san
« on: February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM »
grafted branch, brown leaves
the root of all evil grows
mustache stained tree, dead

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 05:17:24 PM »
Ponderous George asks,
"Do you think it was angels?"
No, George, I do not.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2011, 08:08:53 PM »
autumn winds, ears bleed,
radio dial won't turn,
all that was is lost.


Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 03:22:22 PM »
Worker in the light,
from the shadow no talent
repetitive drone.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 03:57:34 PM »
LOL this is the best thread i've seen in a while.  I don't mean to break up the theme but I had to comment.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 04:56:33 PM »
radio crackles,
What hidden truths can be heard?
Buy e-foods and gold.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 05:24:53 PM »
aura of mystery
send your mp3 to view
worker in the dark


-Anagrammy

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 05:31:24 PM »
Heh me like this thread plenty

I can't take his voice
turning off the radio
doth quote the Sasquatch

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 05:43:28 PM »
making love with George
sweet sounds of UFO Phil
Richard C. Hoagland

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2011, 12:00:52 AM »
This is not EXACTLY a haiku, but it is the best one.  And it is for George, no doubt...


Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2011, 03:49:43 PM »
This is not EXACTLY a haiku, but it is the best one.  And it is for George, no doubt...

General,

Very perceptive sir.  Something about the message is haunting me now.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2011, 10:11:59 PM »
Cancer would be fun,
When compared to the George fog,
Give me a shit bag.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2011, 10:15:16 PM »
Cancer would be fun,
When compared to the George fog,
Give me a shit bag.

omg a shit-bag-cancer-fog... we have the new name for noory.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2011, 01:06:24 AM »
Upping the anti now- my haikus from now on will all be Noory's words (these taken from first post on GN The Definitive Compendium thread)  but the Nooryisms are scattered throughout the universe, like dark matter....


Improve our suffering
This will make you want to think
We'll all be cyborgs

Anagrammy

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2011, 09:38:33 AM »
My daily Snoory dis-

Spring arrived today
with new grass and morning dew
you suck George Noory

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2011, 09:53:13 PM »
Written in sanskrit
which means written in sand, right?
awkward silence shrieks

Anagrammy

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2011, 01:29:41 AM »
Written in sanskrit
which means written in sand, right?
awkward silence shrieks

Anagrammy
;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 07:49:56 AM »
dim voice in the night
while signifying nothing
makes no sense at all

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2011, 02:50:25 AM »
dim voice in the night
while signifying nothing
makes no sense at all
when i was a kid, i thought words like "while" had two syllables.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2011, 11:46:52 AM »
George Noory
Fraudulent Psychic
Bag 'o Douche

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2011, 08:03:14 PM »
billions of planets
in George's solar system
lone neuron in brain

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2011, 12:56:26 AM »
'Stache shines in dull sun,
Blinding slow slaves with black beams,
Now the dark toupee.


Sent from my Droid X.

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2011, 10:53:02 AM »
somewhere deep within
basement, area 51
greys say George sucks too

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2011, 07:57:33 PM »
In George's skill set
One item not included
Was the gift of gab

Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2013, 11:26:13 AM »

Monday
Monday come again,
bitterness returns ever.
Despair. Noory sucks.
Hello how are you?
Could it have been an angel?
Well now that's true too


Frog sits on lily
Watching sky turn to twilight
Croaks ‘hey George you suck’
 
 
Summer now arrives
On wing of fleet noble cranes
Crying ‘Tom sucks too’

three by five flurry;
silence only, weeping starts
confusion follows

Thread merger complete
Haiku for Snorge flow once more
Great is the suckage



 

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2013, 11:43:14 AM »
Haikus past, now back.
forgotten prose remembered,
george noory still sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2013, 11:46:36 AM »
Two-minute nuking
Molten cheese come forth and scald
Hail the pizza roll

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2013, 12:13:47 PM »
Feb is here again
I can say Feb-bu-bare-y
Need speech therapist

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2013, 12:20:42 PM »





Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2013, 02:08:55 PM »
Children are abused
Would it be a mean baby
Noory is content