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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #82290 on: August 11, 2017, 06:52:48 PM »
George was confused when Dr. Sky explained people should never stare directly at the sun, period.  He seemed to think there was something special about an eclipse that made it dangerous, but otherwise no worries.  He asserted that people look at the sun all the time, to which a puzzled Dr. Sky responded: "I don't know anyone who does that."
I could see Norry drowning by looking up at the rain.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #82291 on: August 11, 2017, 09:19:19 PM »
Sigh!  Everything is at peace at Bellgab.  Pate is back with the cryptic posts.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #82292 on: August 11, 2017, 09:20:53 PM »
Some vocal and audible soul should call in on Open Lines and ask these questions:

1.  Norry, why do you keep a secret wife?  Share and let her be ridiculed like the rest. 

2.  Norry, why do you suck?

3.  This is not a question, but he should be given a personal RSVP to begin posting again in his namesake thread.  He is missed.


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« Reply #82293 on: August 11, 2017, 11:29:20 PM »
Will Ferrell where are you?  Currently, I have two projects under development which cuts into my posting time.

The first is "Slow On the Uptake", a comedy that will star Will Ferrell.  He is an elevator operator, that was hired to meet quotas, and his job has been phased out, but due to regs he still must keep his job.  He works at Corporate Central where he is still the elevator operator.  He announces the floor at every stop and rides up and down it all day.  Then, the host of the political talk show is fired in the middle of the show, and at the commercial break, the elevator operator is given the mike and the rest is where comedy ensues. 

The next is a sexual thriller/drama , entitled, "The Secret Lives Of the Wives."  This could be anyone's wives.

Another project is a black ops one and is still being negotiated.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #82294 on: August 12, 2017, 12:24:22 AM »
tonights guest on C2C is boring {for me} so I'm listening to Michael Savage show I posted in: Art Bell - Michael Savage Thread.
http://bellgab.com/radio-and-podcasts/art-bell/msg1086684/#lastPost

..much more interesting then Stupid Noory.

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« Reply #82295 on: August 12, 2017, 02:08:56 AM »
Will Ferrell where are you?...

Boston?

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« Reply #82296 on: August 12, 2017, 03:16:16 AM »
I just watch this like 8 times already...
I'm laughing so hard -so well done.
I noticed there are other ALEX JONES remixes on Youtube, I saw 3 of them , but this one is the best so far...
We need a "like" button for posts!

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« Reply #82297 on: August 12, 2017, 03:23:40 AM »
We need a "like" button for posts!
LOL, definitely yes!



..the 0:41 sec moment is hilarious, ,qa qa qa qa



***EDIT
I just 'looped' this video and is playing over and over -I like it so much :)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #82298 on: August 12, 2017, 04:40:37 AM »
Yep, I'm the real deal. Here"s my website: www.searchingforfernando.wordpress.com   If you are one of the few who actually read my long, long, story, and are inclined to think I made it up, I have a standing offer: anyone who thinks I invented my story can come to my town. I will show them the original documents that are on my website (but you better bring a Spanish translator because I can't even read the Spanish documents myself). I will introduce them to the witnesses to my story. I will take them to the local police station, and they can read the police records that back up my story. By the way, you'll never hear a story like mine on C2C because: #1   It actually happened   #2   I can prove it actually happened   #3   if I was a guest on C2C no one's palm would be greased (including my own) and   #4  I would only tell this story on the radio to an expert interviewer like Art or George Knapp.
At the stroke of midnight,
hmmmmm....
by some twists and turns by reading other posts I come upon this post of yours, and I started reading your story on your website,
it's starting to sound intriguing, /but it will take me few days before I can finish reading due to other things I need to catch up with/

Did you ever contacted George Knapp to have your story told ??


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #82299 on: August 12, 2017, 06:17:47 AM »
I could see Norry drowning by looking up at the rain.
I could see a light rain shower being called a "Noory-strangler."

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« Reply #82300 on: August 12, 2017, 06:47:02 AM »
Sigh!  Everything is at peace at Bellgab.  Pate is back with the cryptic posts.
And George Noory is just a burp in the road!

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« Reply #82301 on: August 12, 2017, 10:57:52 AM »
I could see a light rain shower being called a "Noory-strangler."
Or a sprinkle called a "Jorch-choker."

"That was a pretty nice sprinkle we just got.  Almost a minute.  Quite the "Jorch-choker."  Damn, Jorch was looking up again.  Hey, Jorch, get up before somebody runs you over."




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« Reply #82302 on: August 12, 2017, 12:51:38 PM »
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« Reply #82303 on: August 12, 2017, 03:00:13 PM »
Near the end of the show last night I caught Noory telling a caller that perhaps Kim Jung Un was being "edged on" by someone.  Noory probably meant "egged on" :o
The Cleopatra obessed caller made it in again too.
Also a caller named George was complaining about some so-called Bible expert guests recently and scolded Noory that his guests are getting "stale"  :o

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« Reply #82304 on: August 12, 2017, 03:32:21 PM »
Near the end of the show last night I caught Noory telling a caller that perhaps Kim Jung Un was being "edged on" by someone.  Noory probably meant "egged on" :o
The Cleopatra obessed caller made it in again too.
Also a caller named George was complaining about some so-called Bible expert guests recently and scolded Noory that his guests are getting "stale"  :o
C2C should just give-in and let Bill from Madison with his Finno-Urgic theories and the Cleopatra lady be on the show as a full guest. Their theories seem to be as good as other guests and in some cases more interesting. Also the poor guy from Elgin, TX who always calls in and goes on about his dad that was murdered but never gives us the whole story. Let them have a show and be done with it. Heck, even give "Corny" a chance to really explain his legal situation and not just replays of "bullets, beans, and Bible" "gold, guns, and guts" spiel.

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« Reply #82305 on: August 12, 2017, 10:39:07 PM »
Norry, you will never hear from her again unless your perform the following feats:

1.  Show up at her door step.

2.  With roses.

3.  And a ring, (no not that kind, she just likes jewelry).

4.  Recite the following:  "Please forgive me, I have been such a Richard."

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« Reply #82306 on: August 12, 2017, 10:42:25 PM »
Norry, you will never hear from her again unless your perform the following feats:

1.  Show up at her door step.

2.  With roses.

3.  And a ring, (no not that kind, she just likes jewelry).

4.  Recite the following:  "Please forgive me, I have been such a Richard."
Dateline,
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT George Norry's transvestite lover ??

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #82307 on: August 13, 2017, 03:01:19 AM »
You 'fuckers' thing that George Noory sucks and is irritating,
just listen to this stupid bitch Lisa Garr - hmmmmm... uhhmmmm... hmmm ohhh... ugggg ..ughhmm ..oghmmm..
that is on C2C tonight.

Here are my reflections I posted in her thread...what a fucking irritating bitch.

Lisa Garr, you are polite and you have nice soft voice -{otherwise you are very 'fuckable' by the audio criteria} -
but please never again have any astrologers, psychics and other similar 'readers' on your show -they always suck donkeys dick
and are super boring and give aura of dishonesty.

The bitch astrologer guest Susan Miller you have tonight is so full of shit that she makes George Noory to sound like Art Bell.
Lisa Garr just because of your very sexy voice I like to give you this advice ...choose other topics in the future
fuck all those rip-off boring artists or we are going to declare you as a ..female version number 2 of George Noory GirlNoory-2.
(Heather fucking Wade is number one, Girl Noory-1. she is so stupid) -so please Lisa don't continue this lame fucking boring toipc\
because it never works,
even the best fucker in the biz Art Bell had a very hard time to keep this topic interesting,
and as much as I despise that fucker now I must give him the credit that he was very fucking good ,
but you Lisa Garr are not even close to his league,
so don't ever fucking try to have this type of topics this type of boring lame guests again,..
or we will 'rip you a new one every time you are on the air'

Let the stupid George Noory to have these type of lame boring guests,
you Lisa stay away from this shit now,..and have more intelligent guests, OK ??  :) ;)

OK, fucking Lisa Garr,
I gave up on listening to onother very interesting show (proven performer)
to give you a chance after the fucking bitch astrologer Susan Miller you had in the first part of the C2C show tonight,
but now in the second part with Jeffery Olsen -you Lisa Garr making those stupid vocal noises: hmmmm... hmmmm.. ggmmm ..uggmmmhhh ..ummmhhh 
FUCK YOU BITCH -if you are doing C2C you should know by now better -
are you fucking competing with that fucking Chinese bitch Heather Wade by making those stupid noices , hmmmm ..uhhmmm ..hmmm.. -when your guest is talking.

You Lisa Garr sound almost like AMY MARTIN -She was / is doing the same shit "sound effects" -
just as I will finish typing this I'm going to turn you the fuck OFF -and never listen to you again.
And I hope Bellgabbers will write to C2C Big BOSSES and ask not to have you ever again -
YOU ARE JUST WASTE OF AIR TIME no matter of the guest.

hmmmmm... uhhmmmm... hmmm ohhh... ugggg
      FUCK YOU AMATEUR HOUR BITCH !!

 :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(


Lisa Garr - official cow of the Coast To Coast Show.
hmmmmm... uhhmmmm... hmmm ohhh... ugggg


Now 'fuckers' appreciate that fucker George Noory every time he opens his fucking stupid mouth,
because he has a very serious female competition in ... Lisa Garr -fucking most irritating radio host.

I bet you she the (fucking Lisa Garr) is much more irritating than George Noory.
Fuck !!!

ugmm.. hmm. ghhmm.. oghhhmm... ugghhmm.. ughhhmggmm...  by: Lisa Garr


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« Reply #82308 on: August 13, 2017, 06:40:58 AM »

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« Reply #82309 on: August 13, 2017, 11:23:04 AM »
Alex, you are much more entertaining doing your "Gay Frogs" routine.  Stay with your strengths.

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« Reply #82310 on: August 13, 2017, 12:26:33 PM »
As George's dick and balls serve but an aesthetic purpose these days, why must he continue to promote boner pills?
PaulAtreides,
why you are constantly staring at George's dick and balls you sick homo pervert.

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« Reply #82311 on: August 13, 2017, 12:32:53 PM »
George never would say if it could give itself a blowjob.
PaulAtreides, you sick homo creep, so now you are offering to give George a blowjob, you are sick faggot, that's all I have to say about you.

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« Reply #82312 on: August 13, 2017, 12:35:55 PM »
That would be wonderful.  George lives near me in St. Louis and I like to know all I can about my neighbors.
PaulAtreides, so now you are stalking George Noory to be his tranny lover, right ??
you are a sick creep PaulAtreides, that's all I have to say about you.

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« Reply #82313 on: August 13, 2017, 12:42:21 PM »
I bet Noory's been to Mel's Hole.

PaulAtreides, I bet you are dreaming to be inside of Noory's hole.
you sick creep.

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« Reply #82315 on: August 14, 2017, 02:56:13 AM »
A 'stern letter' often gets results, I imagine the we are drafting one to Russia about Crimean antics right now...

Crimea is back in Russia where it belongs, and you or even the US can do fuck all about it.
you can only fap to it and sing your sour blues.... 8)

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« Reply #82316 on: August 14, 2017, 07:25:03 AM »
Crimea is back in Russia where it belongs, and you or even the US can do fuck all about it.
you can only fap to it and sing your sour blues.... 8)


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« Reply #82317 on: August 14, 2017, 12:38:07 PM »
Sigh!  Everything is at peace at Bellgab.  Pate is back with the cryptic posts.
Heh, heh... "Booze is good!"  ::)


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« Reply #82318 on: August 14, 2017, 12:55:30 PM »
Heh, heh... "Booze is good!"  ::)




Small joy that.


Normally, I am raging drunk when this idiot is a guest and I turn off the radio--if I don't unplug it and throw it somewhere in a drunken rage--just because of the kind of banal boring obnoxious and aurally non-stimulating garbage such as tonight's radio...  Unfortunately, I am working on my taxes...  If I had known this idiot was going to be interviewing that idiot, I think I would have gone to the bar earlier to get into the correct frame of mind to deal with this.

That is all.

-edited- changed "...Catch-22 or suck..." to "...Catch-22 OF suck..."

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« Reply #82319 on: August 15, 2017, 12:12:13 AM »
lol... shitty John Curtis

N. Korea never strike an ally ... Obama weak
N. Korea "backs down" from striking Gwan...Trump strong