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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79530 on: April 28, 2017, 11:35:55 AM »
I love high strangeness

That's a code phrase between George and Tommy.

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« Reply #79531 on: April 28, 2017, 12:25:13 PM »
They must check out interdimensionally. We never find any dead bodies.
But has anyone ever found a dead mountain lion or goat?




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« Reply #79534 on: April 28, 2017, 12:45:15 PM »
He could at least play good French bumpers.  I'm trying to think of one but I can't think of one now.  Not sure if this one passes muster but it is the closest I can get.


Porge!!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79535 on: April 28, 2017, 12:45:45 PM »
You are quite the dirt digger on Guido!  Impressive.

Better still was the "dirt" online over some lawsuit with Youngevity International (Guido [Geno] partners) in that criticalhealthnews (dot) com. Apparently some distributor went rogue and won out against that "Dr. Wallet" and his multi-level marketing bit.

"What You Should Know about Youngevity": "Truth In Adverting" blog. Read each subsection.

https://www.truthinadvertising.org/what-you-should-know-about-youngevity/

The "dirt," true or not, gets better here:

February 09, 2017; "Wakaya Perfection counterclaim details Youngevity vendetta, infidelity":

http://behindmlm.com/companies/youngevity/wakaya-perfection-counterclaim-details-youngevity-vendetta-infidelity/

Quote from above source: BEGIN QUOTE <<Dr. Wallach frequently engaged in a pattern of traveling with and sharing hotel rooms at Youngevity events with a variety of female companions other than his wife, some of whom are Youngevity distributors.

This behavior was widely known within the Youngevity community.

Taking advantage of the influence he held as founder of Youngevity, Dr. Wallach routinely attempted to coerce distributors, including Vaughn and the Pitcocks, into inserting Dr. Wallach’s female companions into favored positions in their distributors’ organization.

The Wallach Group tolerated, and thereby condoned, this behavior, despite its highly inappropriate nature.>> END QUOTE

I cannot vouch for the validity of such claims, nor do I advance any accusations. I just report from a source and relate what is stated.



 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79536 on: April 28, 2017, 01:09:51 PM »
And last night with Geno (or AKA Guido) playing those French-spoken bumper songs. I have only offer a theory. Wasn't Geno in Toronto recently? Maybe he ran across a French-Canadian woman and may be trying to "woe" her by his "affection" for the French language.

I still get a kick out of Geno reporting (uncorrected) a while back about that mass shooting he claimed was in Montreal. When it was really in Quebec City. I understand -- true or not -- even a Canadian affiliate aired an apology to listeners in the morning show that proceeded Geno's broadcast overnight, noting what they heard was wrong and did not reflect that affiliate's status in news reporting.

Great! What's going to be next? George Noory croons your favorite French songs? Instead, I suggest George Noory adopt the stage name "Geno" -- short for George Noory -- and performs your favorite "gangsta rap" tunes in the ghetto for his "minority" fans out there. Rap it, George, as "Geno" hisself [sic] and get down in the 'hood and try getting that fame you seek that way.   

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« Reply #79537 on: April 28, 2017, 05:50:17 PM »
LMH had some good stories last night but a disturbing thought struck me. All of these people who are seeing giant cats, dragons, and giant, hairy people with glowing eyes seem to be armed and whose first instinct when hearing, for example, barking dogs is to shoot out into the darkness (despite as mentioned a minute later her inlaws lived next door- so we aren't talking some ranch or rural property.) And that inlaw came out of his place with his pistol, was surrounded by large, hairy men with glowing eye and he busts some rounds into them. All with no effect however. Now I fully support gun ownership but I don't think folks who see dragons or whose first instinct at a strange sound, or just dogs, is to let loose some rounds into the darkness should be brought up on stage at the next NRA convention.
-GNS

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« Reply #79538 on: April 28, 2017, 06:54:46 PM »
And last night with Geno (or AKA Guido) playing those French-spoken bumper songs. I have only offer a theory. Wasn't Geno in Toronto recently? Maybe he ran across a French-Canadian woman and may be trying to "woe" her by his "affection" for the French language.

Or his girlfriend ran away to France with his wallet when he was in the shower singing.

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« Reply #79539 on: April 28, 2017, 07:04:50 PM »
And last night with Geno (or AKA Guido) playing those French-spoken bumper songs. I have only offer a theory. Wasn't Geno in Toronto recently? Maybe he ran across a French-Canadian woman and may be trying to "woe" her by his "affection" for the French language.

YEAH, "WOE" HER!  Woe is her...

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« Reply #79540 on: April 28, 2017, 07:36:09 PM »
Hahaha.  Yeah, that was pretty weird, with Jorch playing French bumper music.  What's next?  Polka music?  Maybe some rap?  Note to Jorch.  Just because it's different doesn't make it cool.

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« Reply #79541 on: April 28, 2017, 07:42:02 PM »
Hahaha.  Yeah, that was pretty weird, with Jorch playing French bumper music.  What's next?  Polka music?  Maybe some rap?  Note to Jorch.  Just because it's different doesn't make it cool.

I'm looking forward to some bailalaika music next week.  Maybe when he has his next political guest.  Pud will appreciate that. :D

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« Reply #79542 on: April 28, 2017, 07:48:22 PM »
I'm looking forward to some bailalaika music next week.  Maybe when he has his next political guest.  Pud will appreciate that. :D
He he he.  Maybe that dogs barking jingle bells song.  Why wait for The Holidays.

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« Reply #79543 on: April 28, 2017, 07:53:33 PM »
But has anyone ever found a dead mountain lion or goat?

The baby pigeon question. Ever seen one? Pigeons appear interdimensionally.

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« Reply #79544 on: April 28, 2017, 07:59:47 PM »
The baby pigeon question. Ever seen one? Pigeons appear interdimensionally.
I've seen them on an office window railing alcove once. I heard a rustling and instantly thought to pick up a firearm and start blazing away into the darkness and then call Norry about my paranormal experience. But it wasn't a dragon, mothman, bigfeet, etc but just some pigeons (really rock doves) and, unlike an "experiencer," I just looked and saw that they were birds and didn't shoot randomly.
-GNS

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« Reply #79545 on: April 28, 2017, 08:05:58 PM »
He he he.  Maybe that dogs barking jingle bells song.  Why wait for The Holidays.


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« Reply #79546 on: April 28, 2017, 08:09:47 PM »
I've seen them on an office window railing alcove once. I heard a rustling and instantly thought to pick up a firearm and start blazing away into the darkness and then call Norry about my paranormal experience. But it wasn't a dragon, mothman, bigfeet, etc but just some pigeons (really rock doves) and, unlike an "experiencer," I just looked and saw that they were birds and didn't shoot randomly.
-GNS

They weren't really there. 'They' just wanted you to think they were.

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« Reply #79547 on: April 28, 2017, 10:55:53 PM »
The baby pigeon question. Ever seen one? Pigeons appear interdimensionally.
I never had thought about that before!

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« Reply #79548 on: April 29, 2017, 12:12:25 AM »
Hoped for a 3day Noory free weekend but have to settle. Looks like a good Knapp night on Sunday.

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« Reply #79549 on: April 29, 2017, 12:15:08 AM »
Peter Davenport is my favorite regular segment guest (LMH is in a different class).

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« Reply #79550 on: April 29, 2017, 12:21:52 AM »
Looks like a good Knapp night on Sunday.

Yes (I already bought Stranger In The Woods, but haven't started reading yet).....and then we get dropped straight back into the septic tank on Monday with Glynis McCants and her Numbers BS.

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« Reply #79551 on: April 29, 2017, 01:53:01 AM »
Yes (I already bought Stranger In The Woods, but haven't started reading yet).....and then we get dropped straight back into the septic tank on Monday with Glynis McCants and her Numbers BS.
I like Glynis.  If you have a pen and paper, her info is easier to understand.  I compared my notes to the info on her site a few years ago and boy was i glad i had notes because she covers a lot of ground on the air.

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« Reply #79552 on: April 29, 2017, 02:00:13 AM »
I like Glynis.  If you have a pen and paper, her info is easier to understand.  I compared my notes to the info on her site a few years ago and boy was i glad i had notes because she covers a lot of ground on the air.

I have a Uno card in my wallet. Number 8.

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« Reply #79553 on: April 29, 2017, 07:58:01 AM »
Annie from Allie Bammie not only dreamt the tsunami and Katrina, but also had 'a bad feeling' about Jim Croce, her favourite singer, getting on that plane and tried to get him on the phone to warn him but couldn't get to him.
Next caller dreamt 9/11, complete with angels and telepathic conversations with the terrorists as they were flying the planes at the towers, and also had an apococalyptic vision, with Jesus as her helpful guide, about a mall in Houston being invaded by the UN. Then again, she also claimed to fast for 40 days every year, eating nothing but lentils and getting up early every day to pray before going to work. 
Up comes Corny to suggest a C2C whip round to help the caller from Hawaii who wants to go to one of George's live stage show events, but can't afford it. Well, says George, we have in the past helped people on low incomes get to my events. We don't broadcast it, he said, broadcasting it. In a perfect Noory moment, he then observed that his next gig is in Washington and Hawaii's a bit far away. So there you have it, folks, Generous George will dig deep to help you, as long as you're no more than an Uber ride away. His solution was that they'll take a show to Hawaii. Just as soon as that studio gets built, huh George?

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« Reply #79554 on: April 29, 2017, 09:50:57 AM »
Falkie could build a full-blown pyramid out of old food containers and dirty underwear faster than Jorch's Hawaiian studio is coming together.

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« Reply #79555 on: April 29, 2017, 11:55:23 AM »
I'm eating a turkee on whole wheat sammich.  Maybe Jorch is on to something.  I hope I'm not losing too many IQ points.

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« Reply #79556 on: April 29, 2017, 12:02:45 PM »
I'm eating a turkee on whole wheat sammich.  Maybe Jorch is on to something.  I hope I'm not losing too many IQ points.

As long as you can still say 'eating', 'something' and 'losing' without them turning into 'eateen', 'summtheen' and 'loozeen', you're still safe.

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« Reply #79557 on: April 29, 2017, 12:20:32 PM »
As long as you can still say 'eating', 'something' and 'losing' without them turning into 'eateen', 'summtheen' and 'loozeen', you're still safe.
Heh, heh.  Looks like I'm still good.  Although, I am getting a hankering for some "tooomeric."

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« Reply #79558 on: April 29, 2017, 01:00:39 PM »
YEAH, "WOE" HER!  Woe is her...

Too good! I accidentally created my own "Nooryism" by using "woe" by judging by Geno's past failures in relationships, that is where it ends up: Woe! Like it appears Geno's relationships end up in court to be resolved. I'd like to hear the story behind this one! Some "rumor" online claimed that the woman was actually a transgender man and then it led to Geno freaking out over it and accusations of "stalking" and "harassment" were leveled by both sides.

NOORY v. Grace, 317 S.W.3d 98 (Mo. Ct. App. 2010)
Missouri Court of Appeals
Filed: May 11th, 2010
Precedential Status: Precedential
Citations: 317 S.W.3d 98
Docket Number: ED 93367
Panel: George W. Draper III, Gary M. Gaertner Jr., Kurt S. Odenwald
Judges: Kurt S. Odenwald, P.J., George W. Draper, III, and Gary M. Gaertner, Jr

Sounds like another Noory "personal relationship" gone sour. Very sour. Why does such appear to follow that guy around? The only listing I can find for one Gini G. Grace, is that of a licensed attorney practicing in Symsonia, Kentucky. I ponder what her side of the story is about Noory.

https://www.courtlistener.com/opinion/2271664/noory-v-grace/

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« Reply #79559 on: April 29, 2017, 01:27:42 PM »
Falkie could build a full-blown pyramid out of old food containers and dirty underwear faster than Jorch's Hawaiian studio is coming together.

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Geno mention on his "Open Lies" last year that he kept the computers at the Hawaiian studio powered up? Stating he "never turns off computers" and admitting they must be gathering dust by now.

What? Is he saying Premiere Networks shelled out the bucks to build a studio "just" for Geno in Hawaii, but he refuses to use it? What? I bet the stockholders are pleased with that waste of their money, huh?  If what he said was true about "leaving the computers running there," he is implying he's been in that studio. Correct?

He often states the reason he doesn't "use" the Hawaiian studio is because Producer Tom [Danheiser] has him "running around" and traveling to events too much. Excuse me. But isn't the Los Angeles to Honolulu flight -- and vise versa -- roughly three hours? Yet, Geno cannot take the time to fly there to put on a show? What? Noory, Hawaii isn't that far away from you -- but yet, you cannot find the time to get there? Another of Noory's pure bunk as always.

And last night: Noory was not in the U.S. Navy -- he was in the U.S. Navy Reserve. Big difference. Full time vs. part time. Active duty vs. sitting around answering telephones for the brass and taking messages. What a putz.

Then comes the promise of "medical assistance" or whatever for listeners. What "medical" bit is that? Does he mean those supplements and that criticalhealthnews(dot) com online posing as a licensed medical provider? Noory, the FDA requires a disclaimer with your bogus "medical" shows you fail to air: "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not meant to prevent, treat or cure any kind of disease."

But in Noory's mind, he is above all of that. He can think the FDA is corrupt so himself and his guest can make whatever bogus, unproven medical claims they want. One day, what they do will out. There is only so much bullsh*t they can issue before they mess up and get caught for such deceptions.

Geno the miracle. The worst in talk radio and no doubt Premiere Networks itself knows this can't go on as is for too longer.