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« Reply #79500 on: April 28, 2017, 02:31:23 AM »
Sumptheens going on!  Take a drink.

I'll have a black cherry super beets shaken; not stirred please.

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« Reply #79501 on: April 28, 2017, 02:32:55 AM »
That would cause me to leave too. Sounds unsettling.

It was very unsettling. It wouldn't have affected me like it did if I had experienced something like that before. This sounds stupid since we are listening to Noory but at the same time, I felt an overwhelming sense of evil.  I've never felt anything like that before either.

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« Reply #79502 on: April 28, 2017, 02:34:21 AM »
So bigfoots can shapeshift and travel interdimensionally .. but given the reports, they apparently can't take showers or get a decent haircut.

lol.  I know right .  Of course maybe their sense of smell is different and to them, dirty smells good.


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« Reply #79503 on: April 28, 2017, 02:35:35 AM »
So bigfoots can shapeshift and travel interdimensionally .. but given the reports, they apparently can't take showers or get a decent haircut.

They must check out interdimensionally. We never find any dead bodies.

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« Reply #79504 on: April 28, 2017, 02:36:22 AM »
WTF!  Another bad song.  This is 'Murica, Jorch.  Go to France if you want play French bumpers.

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« Reply #79505 on: April 28, 2017, 02:37:13 AM »
Maybe these are songs from George's glee club days.

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« Reply #79506 on: April 28, 2017, 02:38:04 AM »
Yeah she was saying that they're trying to get us to "evolve".  Well jeez how about a little more direction?  Also I'm not really sure how to evolve myself, even if someone ordered me to do it.

I'm thinking we're their entertainment channel for sure, if anything. It would explain a lot. The Earthlings Are Hilarious Channel, or something similar.

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« Reply #79507 on: April 28, 2017, 02:41:09 AM »
Maybe these are songs from George's glee club days.

He could at least play good French bumpers.  I'm trying to think of one but I can't think of one now.  Not sure if this one passes muster but it is the closest I can get.


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« Reply #79508 on: April 28, 2017, 02:42:25 AM »
Pterosaurs.

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« Reply #79509 on: April 28, 2017, 02:43:48 AM »
"Sometheen's happening out there!"  (by Linda's interviewee, though, so just a half-drink).

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« Reply #79510 on: April 28, 2017, 02:44:43 AM »
"Sometheen's happening out there!"  (by Linda's interviewee, though, so just a half-drink).

[half-glug]

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« Reply #79514 on: April 28, 2017, 02:48:59 AM »
Expect a "thunderbird" question from George at break.  ;)

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« Reply #79515 on: April 28, 2017, 02:56:09 AM »
I swear he asked Linda these same two questions last time, and the time before that:  "Where do you find your stories?" and "What drives you?"  He barely talks during these shows but still finds ways to be redundant.  ::)

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« Reply #79516 on: April 28, 2017, 03:00:34 AM »
I swear he asked Linda these same two questions last time, and the time before that:  "Where do you find your stories?" and "What drives you?"  He barely talks during these shows but still finds ways to be redundant.  ::)
George Noory Sucks !     ;)    ;D
(Just had to throw that in there.)


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« Reply #79517 on: April 28, 2017, 03:00:56 AM »
I swear he asked Linda these same two questions last time, and the time before that:  "Where do you find your stories?" and "What drives you?"  He barely talks during these shows but still finds ways to be redundant.  ::)

LOL. I know.  I'm convinced Siri could replace Jorch and we would have a greater variety of questions.

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« Reply #79518 on: April 28, 2017, 03:04:59 AM »
George seems kinda sentimental about Linda tonite.  I'm getting that "Dream Lover" vibe.

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« Reply #79519 on: April 28, 2017, 03:05:10 AM »
LOL. I know.  I'm convinced Siri could replace Jorch and we would have a greater variety of questions.

I would love to hear Siri take on JC.

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« Reply #79520 on: April 28, 2017, 03:06:48 AM »
LOL. I know.  I'm convinced Siri could replace Jorch and we would have a greater variety of questions.

Better pronunciation too

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« Reply #79521 on: April 28, 2017, 03:09:13 AM »

Jorch's Heart is on Fire! lol

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« Reply #79522 on: April 28, 2017, 03:10:16 AM »
George seems kinda sentimental about Linda tonite.  I'm getting that "Dream Lover" vibe.

I actually like that one.  Bobby D is alright with me.  But yeah, I catch your drift. :D

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« Reply #79523 on: April 28, 2017, 03:11:44 AM »
I would love to hear Siri take on JC.
Now that would be funny.  :)

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« Reply #79524 on: April 28, 2017, 03:12:48 AM »
Better pronunciation too

lol.   Indeed!

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« Reply #79525 on: April 28, 2017, 03:14:17 AM »
Jorch's Heart is on Fire! lol

Poor Linda's got a massive head cold ... but old Georgie is still puttin on the heat!

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« Reply #79526 on: April 28, 2017, 03:18:19 AM »
I would love to hear Siri take on JC.

Lol, that could be a whole show.

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« Reply #79527 on: April 28, 2017, 03:28:02 AM »
Barry from NC ... still stalking Cornelius ... and now following George all over the west coast.

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« Reply #79528 on: April 28, 2017, 03:28:22 AM »
Flying 3000 miles to see Jorch.  Ughhh!  I might do that to see ELO or Pink Floyd but Jorch? 

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« Reply #79529 on: April 28, 2017, 03:46:07 AM »

My boyfriend! 💖  Still not buying a book