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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79470 on: April 28, 2017, 01:57:09 AM »
I think we're all hybrids. 98% chimpanzee and 2% Bighead Alien, from the Great Galactic Genetic Experiments of 2 Million BC.
I'd say Jorch is 98% moron and 2% turkee sammiches.

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« Reply #79471 on: April 28, 2017, 01:59:17 AM »
I'd say Jorch is 98% moron and 2% turkee sammiches.

Not necessary to insult morons and turkee sammiches.

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« Reply #79472 on: April 28, 2017, 02:01:30 AM »
These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. Budd Hopkins knew better and Jacobson does too.


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« Reply #79473 on: April 28, 2017, 02:04:11 AM »
These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. Budd Hopkins knew better and Jacobson does too.

I get really suspicious when a guest says that aliens contacted them and spoke to them in their mind. Sounds too much like schizophrenia to me.

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« Reply #79474 on: April 28, 2017, 02:04:32 AM »
Jorch must have been beaten on a daily basis in the boys restroom by the cool kids in his high school.  Too bad it didn't help any.

lol, I know.  My parents had far hipper tastes in music than Jorch and they were like 20 years older.

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« Reply #79475 on: April 28, 2017, 02:05:51 AM »
Hi, TL.  :D  Yeah that tune had me gagging.

Hi sweetie. Quelque fromage. Can't you just see Linda rolling her eyes during these bumpers?

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« Reply #79476 on: April 28, 2017, 02:06:39 AM »
These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. Budd Hopkins knew better and Jacobson does too.

And Whitley.

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« Reply #79477 on: April 28, 2017, 02:07:05 AM »
Jorch must have been beaten on a daily basis in the boys restroom by the cool kids in his high school.  Too bad it didn't help any.

But it might explain his obvious drain bamage

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« Reply #79478 on: April 28, 2017, 02:07:42 AM »
... the cool kids in his high school...


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« Reply #79479 on: April 28, 2017, 02:08:23 AM »
These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. Budd Hopkins knew better and Jacobson does too.
So do a bunch of cows.

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« Reply #79480 on: April 28, 2017, 02:08:49 AM »
And Whitley.

Yep. Whitley found out the hard way. So to speak

Ok. Now this is cool bumper music

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« Reply #79481 on: April 28, 2017, 02:09:56 AM »
I get really suspicious when a guest says that aliens contacted them and spoke to them in their mind. Sounds too much like schizophrenia to me.

Yeah, I know what you mean.  The thing is I had it happen to me one time. Just the one time.  I second guess myself but it happened.  It was strange.  You don't actually hear it with your ears but into your mind comes a voice.  In my case, it was a mocking laugh.  Scared the shit out of me.

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« Reply #79482 on: April 28, 2017, 02:10:15 AM »
If aliens could use a mind link, I think it would all be in visual images. Not words in a language we could understand.

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« Reply #79483 on: April 28, 2017, 02:12:09 AM »
Hi sweetie. Quelque fromage. Can't you just see Linda rolling her eyes during these bumpers?

Oh god, yes.  Thank goodness this latest bumper was good.  Always liked Joe Jackson. :)

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« Reply #79484 on: April 28, 2017, 02:12:18 AM »
I get really suspicious when a guest says that aliens contacted them and spoke to them in their mind. Sounds too much like schizophrenia to me.

What if being schizophrenic just means being tuned into the Alien Channel?

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« Reply #79485 on: April 28, 2017, 02:13:07 AM »
Yeah, I know what you mean.  The thing is I had it happen to me one time, just the one time.  I second guess myself but it happened.  It was strange.  You don't actually hear it with your ears but into your mind comes a voice.  In my case, it was a mocking laugh.  Scared the shit out of me.

I have had it happen a few times. Not with aliens. I attributed it to God. Noone can ever tell me otherwise. I just knew. I wish it happened more often to tell you the truth.

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« Reply #79486 on: April 28, 2017, 02:13:57 AM »
Linda says the magic words "high strangeness."  Take a drink.

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« Reply #79487 on: April 28, 2017, 02:14:00 AM »
I love high strangeness, even tho a lot of it is pretty gruesome.  [glug]

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« Reply #79488 on: April 28, 2017, 02:14:13 AM »
What if being schizophrenic just means being tuned into the Alien Channel?

Hope they don't have as many commercials as C2C.

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« Reply #79489 on: April 28, 2017, 02:17:39 AM »
Hope they don't have as many commercials as C2C.
Hahaha.  Just what I need.  Carnivora commercials living in my head.

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« Reply #79490 on: April 28, 2017, 02:18:24 AM »
Hahaha.  Just what I need.  Carnivora commercials living in my head.

Bet they play David Bowie bumpers tho.

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« Reply #79491 on: April 28, 2017, 02:19:01 AM »
Wonder if Flo & Progressive would cover you if you had a Bigfoot collision in your car?

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« Reply #79492 on: April 28, 2017, 02:19:25 AM »
I have had it happen a few times. Not with aliens. I attributed it to God. Noone can ever tell me otherwise. I just knew. I wish it happened more often to tell you the truth.

In my case, I believe it was a member of God's opposition.  I was investigating an allegedly haunted place in St. Augustine where a murder took place. An old sports bar that had mob connections but had been abandoned.  I skeedaddled as I was by myself and it was night.

People talk about hearing God or the Holy Spirit and I would love to experience that but so far, no dice.

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« Reply #79493 on: April 28, 2017, 02:21:01 AM »
In my case, I believe it was a member of God's opposition.  I was investigating an allegedly haunted place in St. Augustine where a murder took place. An old sports bar that had mob connections but had been abandoned.  I skeedaddled as I was by myself and it was night.

That would cause me to leave too. Sounds unsettling.

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« Reply #79494 on: April 28, 2017, 02:21:17 AM »
Bet they play David Bowie bumpers tho.

Lol. David Bowie and Devo.

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« Reply #79495 on: April 28, 2017, 02:21:42 AM »
Bet they play David Bowie bumpers tho.
That would be cool.


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« Reply #79496 on: April 28, 2017, 02:24:22 AM »
These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. ...

Yeah she was saying that they're trying to get us to "evolve".  Well jeez how about a little more direction?  Also I'm not really sure how to evolve myself, even if someone ordered me to do it.

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« Reply #79497 on: April 28, 2017, 02:28:11 AM »
So bigfoots can shapeshift and travel interdimensionally .. but given the reports, they apparently can't take showers or get a decent haircut.

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« Reply #79498 on: April 28, 2017, 02:28:26 AM »
Sumptheens going on!  Take a drink.

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« Reply #79499 on: April 28, 2017, 02:31:12 AM »
Sumptheens going on!  Take a drink.

Ok, and another if we hear For Your Eyes Only.