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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79350 on: April 21, 2017, 01:26:32 PM »
:o  Ack!  Man, what a nightmare!  Imagine being cornered by Bill the AAA, as he slobbers all over the place, repeating ad infinitum "I'm an atheist and an astronomer...."  Don't forget the horrific cruise line-up will have to include Major Ed "Doom" Dames.  He'll be providing RV lessons for an additional and mandatory fee.  Once the ship of fools is way out at sea, Dames will have a special presentation, where he'll announce the ship will be sunk by an asteroid, just before it returns to port.  Of course, all on board will die but Ed, Jorch, and Tommee will float safely to shore by clinging to large canisters of Carnivora, tooomeric, and Tangy Tangerine.  In reality, of course, nothing at all will happen, other than Jorch and Tommee will helicopter to shore early when Tommee has a "pancake attack."

Oh, the humanity.

Yes, and leave it to me to forget various canisters of Tangy Tangerine, tooomeric capsule filling machines, and Maj. Ed Dames and that fuckin' KILLSHOT.  Is he or is he not still married to that mail order Russian bride?  Man, what a ship to HELL!  Tommee, would, of course, be YOUR cruise director.   ;) 

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« Reply #79351 on: April 21, 2017, 01:28:38 PM »
that fuckin' KILLSHOT

I think it happened. I really do.

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« Reply #79352 on: April 21, 2017, 01:29:20 PM »
For reference, the turkee sammiches are catered from 7-11, George's one stop home away from home. I've tried one and as far as prison planet food goes, its one of the better sammiches.

Its the crooning that would drive me to drink.

As much as I want to dismiss that 7-11 turkee sammich, it looks awfully damn good.  My only caveat would have to be that mysterious 'southwestern' dressing included.


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« Reply #79353 on: April 21, 2017, 01:40:15 PM »
Yes, and leave it to me to forget various canisters of Tangy Tangerine, tooomeric capsule filling machines, and Maj. Ed Dames and that fuckin' KILLSHOT.  Is he or is he not still married to that mail order Russian bride?  Man, what a ship to HELL!  Tommee, would, of course, be YOUR cruise director.   ;)
I seem to recall, sometime ago, Dames alluding to his relationship being history.  What a surprise.  I guess he didn't see that coming. ;)



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« Reply #79354 on: April 21, 2017, 01:43:26 PM »
I seem to recall, sometime ago, Dames alluding to his relationship being history.  What a surprise.  I guess he didn't see that coming. ;)



Poor little Dutch Boy  :(

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« Reply #79355 on: April 21, 2017, 02:48:18 PM »
:o  Ack!  Man, what a nightmare!  Imagine being cornered by Bill the AAA, as he slobbers all over the place, repeating ad infinitum "I'm an atheist and an astronomer...."  Don't forget the horrific cruise line-up will have to include Major Ed "Doom" Dames.  He'll be providing RV lessons for an additional and mandatory fee.  Once the ship of fools is way out at sea, Dames will have a special presentation, where he'll announce the ship will be sunk by an asteroid, just before it returns to port.  Of course, all on board will die but Ed, Jorch, and Tommee will float safely to shore by clinging to large canisters of Carnivora, tooomeric, and Tangy Tangerine.  In reality, of course, nothing at all will happen, other than Jorch and Tommee will helicopter to shore early when Tommee has a "pancake attack."

Oh, the humanity.
Worse, if he gets talking about sex and pornography. I recall some discussion on Ground Zero where he started in on this theories and likes in that regard. Yuk!

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« Reply #79356 on: April 21, 2017, 03:24:49 PM »
Ahhh, Dear God, can you imagine?  You've stepped onto yet another 'Wagner/Danheiser' nightmare production with the likes of the numbers lady Glynnis, Dr. Joel 'The Vet' Wallach, pharmacist Ben, and Ty Bollinger, to boot.  In a perfect world, Lionel Fanthorpe would be hosting fireside chats to sooth you into submission with his cloying rendition of 'Springheel Jack' (as well as to grease your wallet).  The buffet would indeed provide an array of turkee-laden cryo-frozen samples of survivor foodstuffs. Genuine Totino's pizza rolls would be heated per microwave ONLY instructions and served via toothpick sans warning.  NooryBeets (and NOT the black cherry flavor) would be flowing around the bar, and P90-X workouts would be available on the promenade deck.  The crooning would commence like clockwork and the likes of Bill the AAA from West Connecticut, Annie from Alabama, ex-con Corny from Louisiana, and, let's NOT FORGET, Jan from Brooklyn, screeching a question at every opportunity she doesn't have her pie hole filled.  Kiosks of Carnivora.  Card tables overflowing with LifeLock promotion lackeys...I see this all too well.  Doug Dietrich's unabridiged readings piped 24/7 into cabins...it's ALL here.  It's beyond a nightmare.  Michael "Z" from Santa Cruz is spinning the tunes while his 90+ year old mother crows the benefits of Yougetivty products and yes, my pretty, you've become another captive audience of a Jorch Norrie cruise experience.  There is no HELL...this is HELL.  Death is best.
Titanic anyone?

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« Reply #79357 on: April 21, 2017, 03:28:21 PM »
Norry is meeting up with Doc Wallet this weekend in Toronto.  For fun there will supplement Sundays and autopsies performed by Doc Wallet on dead PremRats.

If you are in the Toronto area stop by and report in.

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« Reply #79358 on: April 21, 2017, 03:34:01 PM »
Ahhh, Dear God, can you imagine?  You've stepped onto yet another 'Wagner/Danheiser' nightmare production with the likes of the numbers lady Glynnis, Dr. Joel 'The Vet' Wallach, pharmacist Ben, and Ty Bollinger, to boot.  In a perfect world, Lionel Fanthorpe would be hosting fireside chats to sooth you into submission with his cloying rendition of 'Springheel Jack' (as well as to grease your wallet). ...

Join us for Beet-a Coladas and Tangy Tangeritas in the How-Are-You Lounge.  Enjoy a performance of the "Killshot Follies", "Home Alone (with Black-eyed Kids)", or "How the Psychic Vampire Got Her Groove Back". 

Enjoy shuffleboard with Jan, stargazing with Bill, or one of Cornelius' popular "Bible, Bullets, n' Beans" seminars.  Or just relax by the wading pool - complimentary freeze-dried survival snacks and gold investment pamphlets provided for your enjoyment.

Free tours of the planned Hawaii studio location included (bring protective clothing for thick jungle terrain).

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« Reply #79359 on: April 21, 2017, 05:52:17 PM »
Titanic anyone?
You'll be praying for an iceberg.

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« Reply #79360 on: April 21, 2017, 07:53:54 PM »
Noory gives us another 3-day Noory-Free weekend.
Unfortunately he leaves us with Connie Willis tonight and Lisa Garr on Sat.
Only good night should be Sunday with George Knapp!

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« Reply #79361 on: April 21, 2017, 08:11:08 PM »
Join us for Beet-a Coladas and Tangy Tangeritas in the How-Are-You Lounge.  Enjoy a performance of the "Killshot Follies", "Home Alone (with Black-eyed Kids)", or "How the Psychic Vampire Got Her Groove Back". 

Enjoy shuffleboard with Jan, stargazing with Bill, or one of Cornelius' popular "Bible, Bullets, n' Beans" seminars.  Or just relax by the wading pool - complimentary freeze-dried survival snacks and gold investment pamphlets provided for your enjoyment.

Free tours of the planned Hawaii studio location included (bring protective clothing for thick jungle terrain).
LOL.  The "How-Are-Yeeewww-Lounge."

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« Reply #79362 on: April 21, 2017, 11:43:42 PM »
Norry is meeting up with Doc Wallet this weekend in Toronto.  For fun there will supplement Sundays and autopsies performed by Doc Wallet on dead PremRats.

If you are in the Toronto area stop by and report in.

i read your post and then looked up the location of the event, and it's a few steps from where i am currently eating pizza. i wasn't even planning on stopping here but unplanned things led me off course and i ended up here eating pizza and reading bellgab. i had to shop at the nearby rabba before i went home and the one on simcoe street pissed me off recently so i chose the one on front street because its also got pizza across the street and i haven't eaten anything all day and this location is least likely to have a worldstar incident happen.

there are no such things as coincidences.

i don't work tomorrow but the last time sNoory made an appearance here it was in excess of $100 to enter. i think VIP was $500, and for a little less than $300 you got to ask him one question. no idea what fuchs, wallet and $noory expect. a bunch of infomercial ppl on an all-star snake oil convention tour. i'm not willing to put any money into their pockets, their whole existance is a business model and they don't need the money.

about five years ago an ex of mine got a cannister of tangy tangerine powder from the *nf**ars store, but the (russian-pol) jew cunt wouldn't even let me try any... so fuck tangy tangerine! and dr wallick too! also fuck dave noory and ben fucks. fuck them all!


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« Reply #79363 on: April 22, 2017, 04:41:36 AM »

I'd pay big money to watch Jorch croon 'Lady in Red' on stage - finding the woman in the audience with her hair falling out, take her hand in his and sing to her like there was nobody else in the room and when the song ends he hands her a bottle of Carnivora.

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« Reply #79364 on: April 22, 2017, 05:23:47 AM »
Join us for Beet-a Coladas and Tangy Tangeritas in the How-Are-You Lounge.  Enjoy a performance of the "Killshot Follies", "Home Alone (with Black-eyed Kids)", or "How the Psychic Vampire Got Her Groove Back". 

Enjoy shuffleboard with Jan, stargazing with Bill, or one of Cornelius' popular "Bible, Bullets, n' Beans" seminars.  Or just relax by the wading pool - complimentary freeze-dried survival snacks and gold investment pamphlets provided for your enjoyment.

Free tours of the planned Hawaii studio location included (bring protective clothing for thick jungle terrain).
I wonder if they'll be providing a 10% discount for Paranormal Date Rape members.  :o

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« Reply #79365 on: April 22, 2017, 08:19:16 AM »
Listening to Jorch croon would be only slightly preferable to having my nads wire brushed while listening to a speech by Elizabeth Warren.

Well, let's see.  Warren is a United States Senator and you listen to George Noory.  That pretty much sums it up.

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« Reply #79366 on: April 22, 2017, 08:21:36 AM »
wasn't Hoagland claiming he had a Nobel prize or some very prestigious award from Sweden?

Hoagland received the "You're an even bigger fraud than we are" award from the Franklin Mint.

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« Reply #79367 on: April 22, 2017, 07:29:38 PM »

iHeartRadio parent warns it may not survive another year

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The company has almost $350 million of debt coming due this year, part of a massive $20 billion debt load it took on as part of a $24 billion leveraged buyout of then Clear Channel Communications Inc. by private-equity firms Bain Capital and Thomas H. Lee Partners in 2008. It has another $8.3 billion of debt coming due in 2019.

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Pittman, who is widely regarded as a marketing genius, took over as CEO in 2011, and immediately embarked on a series of moves aimed at positioning iHeart as a modern tech company with a bright future.

In one instance, he redesigned the company’s New York headquarters into a “Kubrickian spaceship,” as Variety magazine described it, complete with laser displays, modular fiberglass pods and a tunnel with video images projected into streams of mist.

lol, the infamous mist tunnel.

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« Reply #79368 on: April 22, 2017, 07:56:51 PM »
iHeartRadio parent warns it may not survive another year

lol, the infamous mist tunnel.
I have a sinking feel somehow Jorch and C2C will survive all this.

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« Reply #79369 on: April 22, 2017, 08:27:47 PM »
I'd pay big money to watch Jorch croon 'Lady in Red' on stage - finding the woman in the audience with her hair falling out, take her hand in his and sing to her like there was nobody else in the room and when the song ends he hands her a bottle of Carnivora.

[/You might be paying 'big money' for that visual assault ..........
I'd be paying to have that vision removed from my cranium ........ possibly with electricity.
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« Reply #79370 on: April 22, 2017, 08:36:59 PM »
I have a sinking feel somehow Jorch and C2C will survive all this.
Noory has his Internet tv show and dating sites to fall back on...

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« Reply #79371 on: April 23, 2017, 02:46:58 AM »
iHeartRadio parent warns it may not survive another year

lol, the infamous mist tunnel.

That's what Bain Capital specializes in, destroying companies for fun and their own profit - vulture capitalism. Matt Tabibi wrote some excellent articles on them during the 2012 Presidential election because Bain Capital was Mitt Romney's company.


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« Reply #79372 on: April 23, 2017, 06:05:15 AM »
I have a sinking feel somehow Jorch and C2C will survive all this.

Like cockroaches.

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« Reply #79373 on: April 23, 2017, 06:06:29 AM »
Noory has his Internet tv show and dating sites to fall back on...

"fall" being the operative word.

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« Reply #79374 on: April 23, 2017, 04:38:28 PM »
Noory has his Internet tv show and dating sites to fall back on...

And, they may offer him "early" retirement.

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« Reply #79375 on: April 23, 2017, 05:04:33 PM »
Well, let's see.  Warren is a United States Senator and you listen to George Noory.  That pretty much sums it up.

We're talking about a scenario where I'm bound to a chair and and blindfolded here.  Don't treat my predicament like it was something I volunteered for.  Jeesh!

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« Reply #79376 on: April 23, 2017, 06:21:29 PM »

Matt Tabibi wrote some excellent articles on them during the 2012 Presidential election because Bain Capital was Mitt Romney's company.

Isn't that a coincidence.  Matthew C. "Matt" Taibibi wrote articles on the same subject. 

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« Reply #79377 on: April 23, 2017, 07:50:49 PM »
I recall there was some guest on c2c last week that told Noory that some book authors use "ghost writers" and Noory suddenly got really quiet...   Wonder why? 8)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwriter

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« Reply #79378 on: April 23, 2017, 07:53:09 PM »
I recall there was some guest on c2c last week that told Noory that some book authors use "ghost writers" and Noory suddenly got really quiet...   Wonder why? 8)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwriter

Obviously, he got spooked.

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« Reply #79379 on: April 23, 2017, 09:16:58 PM »
I recall there was some guest on c2c last week that told Noory that some book authors use "ghost writers" and Noory suddenly got really quiet...   Wonder why? 8)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwriter
"Ghost writers?  Never heard of them."



 ;) ;) ;)