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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79110 on: April 13, 2017, 12:37:38 AM »
The label on this brand lists a fungus.

https://www.amazon.com/NOW-Foods-Gluten-Digest-Enzymes/dp/B003O1TZHQ

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergillus_oryzae
Thanks! Big price difference.  This realization will have life changing moments!  Pizza!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79111 on: April 13, 2017, 12:37:57 AM »
Someone or something keeps scratching and tapping at the front door and then the back door and then back to the front. I don't see anyone. I'm going to go outside and investigate.

DON'T DO IT!!! Didn't all those slasher movies learn you something?  ???

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79112 on: April 13, 2017, 12:39:47 AM »
DON'T DO IT!!! Didn't all those slasher movies learn you something?  ???

As long as he doesn't go in the basement he should be ok


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79113 on: April 13, 2017, 12:39:54 AM »
I wonder if that would include geckos.


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Wow!  Someone do this!  His name in green block letters, his face in the eye or on tne head...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79114 on: April 13, 2017, 12:41:40 AM »
That doesn't really count. A few weeks ago he told a story about a cat that was tortured to death and he described each brutal act like he was reading items off of a grocery list. I'm talking about stuff like that.

I think that was in Utah. The Seattle PI picked it up. I'm glad I missed it. The PI account was enough.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79115 on: April 13, 2017, 12:41:55 AM »
DON'T DO IT!!! Didn't all those slasher movies learn you something?  ???

Always go up the stairs and lock yourself in a room?


lulz j/k, Mozambique drill!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79116 on: April 13, 2017, 12:54:13 AM »
Roswell did not have 15,000' runways

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79117 on: April 13, 2017, 12:57:25 AM »
I wonder if Stanton is going to talk about the number 12 and make the same mistake about there being 12 supreme court justices.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79118 on: April 13, 2017, 01:27:43 AM »
George Noory: "... learn why the price of silver will continue to go up, up."
Kitco.com: (see photo)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79119 on: April 13, 2017, 01:29:01 AM »
Roswell did not have 15,000' runways

Wouldja believe 15,000" ...

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« Reply #79120 on: April 13, 2017, 01:29:33 AM »
The Game Chasers have become UFO chasers:


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79121 on: April 13, 2017, 01:37:43 AM »
Wouldja believe 15,000" ...

How about 1,500"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79122 on: April 13, 2017, 01:40:45 AM »
George Noory: "... learn why the price of silver will continue to go up, up."
Kitco.com: (see photo)

Your lack of faith is disturbing. Can I interest you in some Patriot Food (food made from patriots?)?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79123 on: April 13, 2017, 01:49:17 AM »

It would be interesting if AAA Bill had a blind Paranormal Date with Alabama Annie. It would be like matter meeting antimatter

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79124 on: April 13, 2017, 01:54:21 AM »
After spending over a decade in the jewelry industry, I know a little about the metals markets. If anyone tries to sell you gold and silver as an investment "because the price is about to skyrocket," they are lying. If they really believe gold/silver is about to increase in value, THEY WILL KEEP IT. Duh!! :) The only time someone will sell you metals (investment-related), is when they think it is dropping in value! So if you hear "Come and buy some gold from me - it's about to rise in value!", realize that sentence makes absolutely no sense.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79125 on: April 13, 2017, 01:58:00 AM »
... Can I interest you in some Patriot Food (food made from patriots?)?

I'm in, if it pairs well with super beet smoothies.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79126 on: April 13, 2017, 02:01:12 AM »
Your lack of faith is disturbing. Can I interest you in some Patriot Food (food made from patriots?)?

Haha :) I looove the taste of patriots. I sprinkle turmeric on them and sauté them in tangy tangerine sauce. Wash it down with beet juice*.

*Food for thought: my iPhone auto correct changes "beet" to "beer." Just sayin'...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79127 on: April 13, 2017, 02:49:52 AM »
I've never seen a radio or tv show which so consistently loses its connection with the guest doing a call-in. Pretty much every guest. #bushleague

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« Reply #79128 on: April 13, 2017, 03:20:42 AM »
"I would clean house and make everybody on this planet ship out" -- GNS April 12, 2017

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« Reply #79129 on: April 13, 2017, 04:29:41 AM »
As long as he doesn't go in the basement in the cabin in the woods, he should be ok
FIFY



http://dinosaurdracula.com/features/cabin-in-the-woods-monsters/

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium: The "Ozak Martins"
« Reply #79130 on: April 13, 2017, 07:44:21 AM »
The "Ozak Martins" -- Another Nooryism from last night's first hour:

Stanton Friedman:
"In a few hours, I'll be taking off for Arkansas...for the..."

George Noory:
"Ozak Martins...Right?"

Stanton Friedman:
"Um...the what?..."

Yes, Noory, nice to hear you so informed in geography with the "Ozak Martins," but it's really the "Ozark Mountains."

What's next, Noory? "Mount Everest" becomes "Mart Everlast?" Which you conclude is named that because it's a store [somewhere] that's been around forever?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79131 on: April 13, 2017, 08:19:50 AM »
Super Dave strikes again.  ::)


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium: The "Ozak Martins"
« Reply #79132 on: April 13, 2017, 10:59:10 AM »
The "Ozak Martins" -- Another Nooryism from last night's first hour:

Stanton Friedman:
"In a few hours, I'll be taking off for Arkansas...for the..."

George Noory:
"Ozak Martins...Right?"

Stanton Friedman:
"Um...the what?..."

Yes, Noory, nice to hear you so informed in geography with the "Ozak Martins," but it's really the "Ozark Mountains."

What's next, Noory? "Mount Everest" becomes "Mart Everlast?" Which you conclude is named that because it's a store [somewhere] that's been around forever?
Jorch, filling the quota for the unqualified in radio show hosting.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium: The "Ozak Martins"
« Reply #79133 on: April 13, 2017, 11:11:14 AM »
Jorch, filling the quota for the unqualified in radio show hosting.

I heard him call Stanton "Steve" towards the end of the interview. Not sure if he thought he was interviewing Bassett or Quayle.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium: The "Ozak Martins"
« Reply #79134 on: April 13, 2017, 11:25:45 AM »
I heard him call Stanton "Steve" towards the end of the interview. Not sure if he thought he was interviewing Bassett or Quayle.
Ha! 


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium: The "Ozak Martins"
« Reply #79135 on: April 13, 2017, 11:31:05 AM »
Jorch, filling the quota for the unqualified in radio show hosting.

... Heather Jorch is miles and miles better in the last Year and that is my Professional judgment, it is also the Judgment of many people I respect...

Art

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79136 on: April 13, 2017, 03:44:46 PM »
Too bad Hoagie is no longer "science" advisor. I'd like to hear what he says about today's NASA announcement. Summthins happnin.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium: The "Ozak Martins"
« Reply #79137 on: April 13, 2017, 05:48:59 PM »
I heard him call Stanton "Steve" towards the end of the interview. Not sure if he thought he was interviewing Bassett or Quayle.

I thought I heard that. But like "veloparapture" my brain balks at believing what my ears hear

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79138 on: April 13, 2017, 05:50:40 PM »
Too bad Hoagie is no longer "science" advisor. I'd like to hear what he says about today's NASA announcement. Summthins happnin.

Would even be sweeter if we could hear him talk about it on his own show

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #79139 on: April 13, 2017, 06:58:05 PM »
Would even be sweeter if we could hear him talk about it on his own show
+1! ;)