Poll

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Author George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium  (Read 9657627 times)

1 Member and 11 Guests are viewing this topic.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78480 on: March 19, 2017, 05:52:39 AM »
It peaked in the first few mins. with Connie's Kentucky trivia.

Well, so, yeah, I fell asleep.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78481 on: March 19, 2017, 07:29:38 AM »
It peaked in the first few mins. with Connie's Kentucky trivia.
I woke-up, turned on laughing Connie, and was back to sleep in minutes.  Thanks, Connie!  Almost as good as Jorch at putting me to sleep.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78482 on: March 19, 2017, 11:37:50 AM »
I woke-up, turned on laughing Connie, and was back to sleep in minutes.  Thanks, Connie!  Almost as good as Jorch at putting me to sleep.
That voice of hers...oy.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78483 on: March 19, 2017, 12:50:23 PM »
"we are almost out of time Mitch I want you to give us a paraphrase about the next couple of years."
Raking some leaves and listening to a C2C from a few days ago. Norry has such a way with words and uses odd word choices. He also had an epic mispronunciation of "powerful." He normally can't handle that word but this one was a doozy and he just abandoned trying to complete the word.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78484 on: March 19, 2017, 01:38:28 PM »
He also had an epic mispronunciation of "powerful." He normally can't handle that word but this one was a doozy and he just abandoned trying to complete the word.

Paahrfill.

This is one of the very few times where I'll actually defend Noory.  I believe his pronunciation of "powerful"  is due to the 'rust belt vernacular.'  Being from Pittsburgh I also suffer.  I've butchered a lot of words and didn't realize it until I started traveling and/or meeting new people, etc.  I still pronounce some things like a typical Yinzer.  :-[ ;D

Iron is Ahrn.  Window is windah.  Wash is worsh.    Even using the word 'yinz' for 'you all'..  I've lost majority of my accent over the years yet still hang on to some of it when it comes to certain words or speech.

Noory, I think, is the same except it's part of a Detroit accent that he can't help.

However...Noory clearly butchers certain words regardless of a regional dialect.  Plus there are times where he won't even try to say them.  For example, cantapulnt for catapult, and of course the ever famous "FEB" instead of even attempting to say the whole word.  ;)

I also suspect that he tries too hard to come up with profound responses on the fly but just can't do it, therefore screwing it up.  :-\   


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78485 on: March 19, 2017, 03:47:09 PM »
Jorch has his own language or just plain lacks one.  I wish the aliens would help him out.





Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78486 on: March 19, 2017, 04:52:17 PM »
Noory, the other night to his "beloved" convicted-felon fan Cornelius: "I still have that hat you gave me."

But know Noory with that terrible wig he wears on his bald head cannot wear hats, because if he pulls it off his toupee might come off with it. Look at all those photos of his "live events" and see the white glue seeping down on his brow and sideburns. Too funny! Mr. Mop Head seems to be the only one who  cannot see that's a hairpiece to cover his male-pattern baldness head. Too funny! Yes George, put on a hat or better at a tight ball cap. Then pull it off and find out your self-professed "real hair" comes off with it. Like we don't know about your toupee? Get real, George.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78487 on: March 19, 2017, 05:01:21 PM »
Paahrfill.

This is one of the very few times where I'll actually defend Noory.  I believe his pronunciation of "powerful"  is due to the 'rust belt vernacular.'  Being from Pittsburgh I also suffer.  I've butchered a lot of words and didn't realize it until I started traveling and/or meeting new people, etc.  I still pronounce some things like a typical Yinzer.  :-[ ;D

Iron is Ahrn.  Window is windah.  Wash is worsh.    Even using the word 'yinz' for 'you all'..  I've lost majority of my accent over the years yet still hang on to some of it when it comes to certain words or speech.

Noory, I think, is the same except it's part of a Detroit accent that he can't help.

However...Noory clearly butchers certain words regardless of a regional dialect.  Plus there are times where he won't even try to say them.  For example, cantapulnt for catapult, and of course the ever famous "FEB" instead of even attempting to say the whole word..

What's your theory on why he can't pronounce ''thurd-ur'' (theater) correctly?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78488 on: March 19, 2017, 05:01:59 PM »
We found out Tommy's favorite movie is Free Willy

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78489 on: March 20, 2017, 12:05:41 AM »
What's your theory on why he can't pronounce ''thurd-ur'' (theater) correctly?

Always....'oweez'

Speaking of 'thudder', does anyone have skinny on why his live stage show event in LA was cancelled?

As a recent incomer to the Steel City, ShayP, I'm very alive to the oddities of the Yinzer tongue ('yinz' is no different to 'yooze' which you'll hear in NYC and also very commonly in my home town of Liverpool, England) but I've yet to hear anyone here pronounce 'powerful' even close to Joorch's 'purrurrfull'.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78490 on: March 20, 2017, 08:57:52 AM »

...Speaking of 'thudder', does anyone have skinny on why his live stage show event in LA was cancelled?...

Because enough folks suddenly realized listening to a moron wannabe lounge singer wasn't worth paying for?  Tommee knows LA.  LA knows Jorch.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78491 on: March 21, 2017, 12:07:29 AM »
I hope Carla calls in tonight.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78492 on: March 21, 2017, 12:11:38 AM »
Oh my favorite segment, "Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout Willis" is on!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78493 on: March 21, 2017, 12:15:59 AM »
Dave: "Chuck came in and asked 'How much do I owe you ?' "

George replies "Nun-Chuk"

What a dolt.  Blaaaah-ha-ha-ha. 


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78494 on: March 21, 2017, 12:17:34 AM »
We don't do politics. "Where's Willis?" Is this a new thing? Connie Willis, sounding drunk, drops in to "Heeeere's What's Happeneeen" from the Kentucky Trump rally after-party, enthusing about all sizes, shapes and colours, and declares there's 'a lot of uniting going on.'

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78495 on: March 21, 2017, 12:18:11 AM »
Why am I not surprised the very famous and rich Chuck Berry gets stuff for free at Jorgs's store. But I am sure every struggling college kid will have to pay full price.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78496 on: March 21, 2017, 12:19:03 AM »
Myke is on ! Holy Shit.  :)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78497 on: March 21, 2017, 12:19:21 AM »
The Annulus™ Represent! Great job Mychael!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78498 on: March 21, 2017, 12:20:20 AM »
BOO!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78499 on: March 21, 2017, 12:21:06 AM »
We don't do politics. "Where's Willis?" Is this a new thing? Connie Willis, sounding drunk, drops in to "Heeeere's What's Happeneeen" from the Kentucky Trump rally after-party, enthusing about all sizes, shapes and colours, and declares there's 'a lot of uniting going on.'

I don't listen every night, but he has done this at least once before with her. I forget where she was then.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78501 on: March 21, 2017, 12:22:06 AM »
The Annulus™ Represent! Great job Mychael!


Is that the guy with a online tranny boyfriend that lives in his uncles house? Asking for mai waifu....

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78502 on: March 21, 2017, 12:22:25 AM »
We don't do politics. "Where's Willis?" Is this a new thing? Connie Willis, sounding drunk, drops in to "Heeeere's What's Happeneeen" from the Kentucky Trump rally after-party, enthusing about all sizes, shapes and colours, and declares there's 'a lot of uniting going on.'

Agree totally, Connie sounded a quite bit sloshed tonight during her 'reporting' on Trump's rally in Louisville.   ;D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78503 on: March 21, 2017, 12:23:05 AM »
I don't listen every night, but he has done this at least once before with her. I forget where she was then.

Yep she called in from a cave somewhere. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78504 on: March 21, 2017, 12:23:34 AM »
Why am I not surprised the very famous and rich Chuck Berry gets stuff for free at Jorgs's store. But I am sure every struggling college kid will have to pay full price.

Never let Jorch let a celebrity dying go to waste. He and Hoaxy have competitions on which dead celebrity was more of a "close friend." lol

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78505 on: March 21, 2017, 12:27:56 AM »
Noory called Neil, Michael ..... it's begun.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78506 on: March 21, 2017, 12:27:58 AM »
Paahrfill.

This is one of the very few times where I'll actually defend Noory.  I believe his pronunciation of "powerful"  is due to the 'rust belt vernacular.'  Being from Pittsburgh I also suffer.  I've butchered a lot of words and didn't realize it until I started traveling and/or meeting new people, etc.  I still pronounce some things like a typical Yinzer.  :-[ ;D

Iron is Ahrn.  Window is windah.  Wash is worsh.    Even using the word 'yinz' for 'you all'..  I've lost majority of my accent over the years yet still hang on to some of it when it comes to certain words or speech.

Noory, I think, is the same except it's part of a Detroit accent that he can't help.

However...Noory clearly butchers certain words regardless of a regional dialect.  Plus there are times where he won't even try to say them.  For example, cantapulnt for catapult, and of course the ever famous "FEB" instead of even attempting to say the whole word.  ;)

I also suspect that he tries too hard to come up with profound responses on the fly but just can't do it, therefore screwing it up.  :-\

I bet he's glad "Feb" is over. He doesn't even try to pronounce that one anymore. And I remember Syrett kept saying "Feb" to

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78507 on: March 21, 2017, 12:28:13 AM »
Whelp, I'm out folks, have a nice night. :)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78508 on: March 21, 2017, 12:30:09 AM »
Noory called Neil, Michael ..... it's begun.

At http://www.michaeldecon.com/ That was a very graceful way of handling the whole EOD name thing. lol See y'all later.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #78509 on: March 21, 2017, 12:32:45 AM »
At http://www.michaeldecon.com/ That was a very graceful way of handling the whole EOD name thing. lol See y'all later.

My best wishes to you.




www.michaeldecon.com