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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76740 on: December 28, 2016, 02:01:46 PM »
We got to hear Jorch talk about his "near-spontaneous" combustion.  I'm looking forward to Jorch spinning a "I was attacked and almost kidnapped by a Mexican taxi driver squirrel!" tale.


Ha. I'm just waitng for his "dear friend" Alex Jones to push him into a deeper pothole sometime. And for such an intrepid traveler he only had the set of clothes he had on and had to send out Tommy to buy him clothes? That sounds more "homeless" than "nationally-syndicated radio host with a $$ contract."

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« Reply #76741 on: December 28, 2016, 02:06:43 PM »
Ian did a good job that night. Norry can't handle predictions, callers, or guests and so he is going more on a personal ancedotes and alternative healings direction of the show.  :(
yeh. Noory doesn't seem to be able to "track" well when the conversation is unexpected. Even when he is talking about or recounting a personal story Noory seems to kind of have a brain freeze or something. Were you able to find your recordings? If not, PM me and I'll find mine for you.

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« Reply #76742 on: December 28, 2016, 02:23:52 PM »
yeh. Noory doesn't seem to be able to "track" well when the conversation is unexpected. Even when he is talking about or recounting a personal story Noory seems to kind of have a brain freeze or something. Were you able to find your recordings? If not, PM me and I'll find mine for you.
Thanks, I'm good. I got them somewhere and no real reason to listen to it again. Yeah, I'm still convinced that English was not Norry's primary language growing up. Besides the normal stammering he has problems with common expressions*, malapropisms, pronunciation ("powerful" being the most aggregious,) etc.

* although funny I don't think he intends to make jokes when he says things like "smokes like a fish" though Norry might have encouraged this guy to write this book!
https://www.amazon.com/Smokes-Other-Malaphors-Unintentional-Blends/dp/0692652205



Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76743 on: December 28, 2016, 07:45:07 PM »
Oh he can still broadcast, but he felt doing so consistently was making his tinnitus worse.
Specifically it's the headphones.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76744 on: December 28, 2016, 09:49:01 PM »
...Zeebo, just let me know which night you need an alibi for.

I'm hoping it's one of those things I can just blame on the tequila again.

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« Reply #76745 on: December 28, 2016, 11:14:22 PM »
Yes, it was going to start in some park in Vancouver and spread from there. Ian tried to goad the guy a bit but he stuck with his story that it wasn't going to be creatures that one might normally attack (wolves, bears, mountain lions, etc) but smaller creatures: beavers, squirrels, etc and even salmon! ....

lol I forgot about the ill-tempered salmon!

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« Reply #76746 on: December 29, 2016, 12:19:09 AM »
last night's episode about spontaneous human combustion was full of Noory gold, yet I cannot specifically remember a single quote. Such a loss.

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« Reply #76747 on: December 29, 2016, 01:45:53 AM »
Hoagie's Michelle in Japan just called into Noory!

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« Reply #76748 on: December 29, 2016, 03:22:31 AM »
Hoagie's Michelle in Japan just called into Noory!

Yep I heard it too .. guess she couldn't wait around for Hoagie forever.   ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76749 on: December 29, 2016, 08:16:43 AM »
Yet, strangely, some might say suspiciously, no comment from Zeebo regarding this breaking news. Of course, Zeebo was with me all day when this happened. I swear.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76750 on: December 29, 2016, 04:58:45 PM »
Art's out, Hoagie's lost, yet The Jorch persists. 

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« Reply #76751 on: December 29, 2016, 07:21:31 PM »
Is this not the time of year that Norry takes his vacation?  Instead, he is behind the microphone.  Even that Producer guy is beckoning him at a hotel on Instagram.  See the Coast website.  Could it be he cannot afford to go anywhere exotic? 

Bon Voyage, Norry!  A go fund me is being set up for your world-class trip.  Each Coast listener is requested to give a dollar.  All proceeds go to the vacation fund, because there are no extra administrative expenses.   You have been here for us, and we want you to go away.  There are no excuses.   All expenses are paid. See you in Syria or the Japanese atomic region! 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76752 on: December 29, 2016, 08:10:47 PM »
Yet, strangely, some might say suspiciously, no comment from Zeebo regarding this breaking news. Of course, Zeebo was with me all day when this happened. I swear.

Thanks for backing me up on this - of course I know nothing about it and anyway we were busy volunteering at the church bake sale at the time.

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« Reply #76753 on: December 29, 2016, 09:21:54 PM »
Is this not the time of year that Norry takes his vacation?  Instead, he is behind the microphone.  Even that Producer guy is beckoning him at a hotel on Instagram.  See the Coast website.  Could it be he cannot afford to go anywhere exotic?...

George is a man of no discernible interests.

Where would he go, what would he do, who would he go with?

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« Reply #76754 on: December 29, 2016, 09:33:52 PM »
George is a man of no discernible interests.

Where would he go, what would he do, who would he go with?
Burbank, ride around a lot, Tommy!



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« Reply #76756 on: December 30, 2016, 12:19:19 AM »
Oh goody! First half of the show will be all about licking Putin's butt.

I seriously wish that if Dave says something nice about Putin that Ronald Reagan's spirit enters Dave's underground cavern basement, smacks Dave in the face with a baseball bat, and tells Dave "bitch, please."

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« Reply #76757 on: December 30, 2016, 12:22:10 AM »
Whoever had "drive by the Ramsey house" you just won the Noory vacation destination pool.

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« Reply #76758 on: December 30, 2016, 12:28:08 AM »
Whoever had "drive by the Ramsey house" you just won the Noory vacation destination pool.

Trump shacked up with Patsy Ramsey. Had his daughter JonBenet killed.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76759 on: December 30, 2016, 12:33:37 AM »
Trump shacked up with Patsy Ramsey. Had his daughter JonBenet killed.

Lame.  ::)

Haven't they deported you yet?!  ???

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« Reply #76760 on: December 30, 2016, 12:36:56 AM »
Lame.  ::)

Haven't they deported you yet?!  ???

Cause I'm caucasian maybe?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76761 on: December 30, 2016, 12:40:33 AM »
This is nauseating.  The annual listener call-in prediction show has been reduced to a mere two hours on Saturday night with Dave Schrader.  I do not have a problem with Dave Schrader hosting the show, it is the fact that listener participation has been so diminished. 

This is the worst.  The January 1 show is not at all about a subject, but it is Norry's fourteenth celebration show.  It is all about him.  I do not want to hear Norry's ass being kissed by everyone on January 1, and I will not be in the audience. 


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76762 on: December 30, 2016, 12:43:27 AM »
Cause I'm caucasian maybe?

I still think that in your case they should.  ;)

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« Reply #76763 on: December 30, 2016, 12:45:01 AM »
I still think that in your case they should.  ;)
:snicker:  ;D

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« Reply #76764 on: December 30, 2016, 12:46:28 AM »
There is something to think about.  Norry has not done anything special, he did a JOB for fourteen years.  He showed up, that may be more than Art Bell did, but again just another day at the office.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76765 on: December 30, 2016, 01:04:20 AM »
There is something to think about.  Norry has not done anything special, he did a JOB for fourteen years.  He showed up, that may be more than Art Bell did, but again just another day at the office.


Just showing up to do a show actually is pretty special. Look at Hoagland, Steve Warner and Amy Martin.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76766 on: December 30, 2016, 01:08:25 AM »

Just showing up to do a show actually is pretty special. Look at Hoagland, Steve Warner and Amy Martin.

Yes, but he is getting a paycheck, it is not gratius.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76767 on: December 30, 2016, 01:12:26 AM »
Yes, but he is getting a paycheck, it is not gratius.


But Hoagland and Martin (I don't know about Warner) took subscriber money for the podcasts and just didn't do the shows.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76768 on: December 30, 2016, 01:13:38 AM »
There is something to think about.  Norry has not done anything special, he did a JOB for fourteen years.  He showed up, that may be more than Art Bell did, but again just another day at the office.

Just don't ask him to try and say shrustezak.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76769 on: December 30, 2016, 01:15:01 AM »
Would we "go back to the era of Mad Max"?  Come in George. When exactly was the era of Mad Max?