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Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #270 on: February 15, 2015, 01:43:19 AM »
It's neat that Andy and Barney let Otis call in to Coast to Coast AM.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #271 on: February 15, 2015, 01:43:49 AM »
Drunk guest mentions Tesla.

Connie:  "Tesla is one cool dude."


Is Connie around 13 years old?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #272 on: February 15, 2015, 01:45:07 AM »
After the interview, this guest is going to go fall down somewhere.


Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #273 on: February 15, 2015, 01:45:19 AM »
They used the Montauk Chair to manifest a CAN OF BEER?

Now Connie is imagining all the delicious food the chair could manifest for her.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #274 on: February 15, 2015, 01:46:36 AM »
The bubbles are literally coming out the radio.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #275 on: February 15, 2015, 01:47:33 AM »
Don't you love a psychic who will say "holy moly"?

It just adds so much to his claims.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #276 on: February 15, 2015, 01:48:52 AM »
Connie is our friend .....

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #277 on: February 15, 2015, 01:48:53 AM »
They used the Montauk Chair to manifest a CAN OF BEER?

Now Connie is imagining all the delicious food the chair could manifest for her.

That's what smoking ganja will do to you. *Munchies!*

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #278 on: February 15, 2015, 01:48:54 AM »
Drunk guest mentions Tesla.

Connie:  "Tesla is one cool dude."

Is Connie around 13 years old?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #279 on: February 15, 2015, 01:49:22 AM »
I love "Mon-drunk Twalk."

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #280 on: February 15, 2015, 01:52:04 AM »
This is like a slow-motion train wreck.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #281 on: February 15, 2015, 01:55:16 AM »
This is like a slow-motion train wreck.


The only thing I can compare tonight to is the night Dave Reuben flipped out after Roger Lear suggested he might have been abducted by aliens.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #282 on: February 15, 2015, 01:55:33 AM »
Connie:  "Where did you come out?"

Guest:  "On Long Island about 20 years in the past . . . I mean, 'the future.'"



"Occifer, was I driving tonight?"

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #283 on: February 15, 2015, 01:56:05 AM »
This guy has got to be wasted....slurring his words, sounds like he about to fall asleep, thankfully Jorch is not there tonight , we would not understand a thing said between the two of them. At what point does Connie  say, this show sucks, and dumps  the guest?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #284 on: February 15, 2015, 01:56:43 AM »
Drunk guest mentions Tesla.

Connie:  "Tesla is one cool dude."


Is Connie around 13 years old?

I bet Connie listened to Tesla in the 80's

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #285 on: February 15, 2015, 01:57:50 AM »
This guy rivals Lionel Fanthorpe in the "greatest storyteller ever born" department...

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #286 on: February 15, 2015, 01:58:19 AM »
This guy has got to be wasted....slurring his words, sounds like he about to fall asleep, thankfully Jorch is not there tonight , we would not understand a thing said between the two of them. At what point does Connie  say, this show sucks, and dumps  the guest?

You're going the impression that Connie isn't under the influence of drugs right now.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #287 on: February 15, 2015, 01:59:21 AM »
They used to put guys like this in rehab.

Now they make them "Coast-to-Coast AM" guests.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #288 on: February 15, 2015, 02:01:26 AM »
Connie needs to hang up on this old drunk and just do open lines for the next two hours.

What would Art have done with a guest like this?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #289 on: February 15, 2015, 02:01:35 AM »
They just used Manic Street Preachers for bumper music. Gotta give somebody points for that. Especially since it was "If You Tolerate This Then Your Children Will Be Next."

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #290 on: February 15, 2015, 02:03:04 AM »
They used to put guys like this in rehab.

Now they make them "Coast-to-Coast AM" guests.

Or C2C hosts, in Connie's case.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #291 on: February 15, 2015, 02:04:27 AM »
Connie needs to hang up on this old drunk and just do open lines for the next two hours.

What would Art have done with a guest like this?

Well, he at least would have had numerous specific follow-up questions after the guest mentioned he had once been sent twenty years into the future by a time portal.

Does Connie read this board religiously like George Noory and Art Bell do?

Connie, could you please ask the guest to pronounce "Mr. Mxyzptlk"?

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #292 on: February 15, 2015, 02:06:02 AM »
Funny how Jorch labels us the "misfits."

Yet "Coast-to-Coast AM" puts goofballs like this guy on the air -- and plenty more --  for the whole country to hear.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #293 on: February 15, 2015, 02:08:09 AM »
Funny how Jorch labels us the "misfits."

Yet "Coast-to-Coast AM" puts goofballs like this guy on the air -- and plenty more --  for the whole country to hear.

And guest hosts like Connie who are obviously on goofballs.

/Beating This into the ground'd

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #294 on: February 15, 2015, 02:13:59 AM »
[Commercials end.]

Connie:  "Preston, are you back here with me?"

Preston Nichols (after a long pause):  "Gwelp . . . I'm here."

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #295 on: February 15, 2015, 02:17:27 AM »
No, Preston Nichols does not have hot oatmeal in his mouth.

He's three shits to the sheets.


Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #296 on: February 15, 2015, 02:18:43 AM »
Connie should drop this drunk and switch to an interview with Falkie.

He has much more detailed stories about his time travel experiences.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #297 on: February 15, 2015, 02:20:43 AM »
The big reptilian didn't think his bowels stunk.  You won't get that on a Knapp show.

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #298 on: February 15, 2015, 02:22:07 AM »
LOL

Preston Nichols:  "Did you ever see 'Star Trek' where Captain Jerk . . . ?"

Re: Connie Willis
« Reply #299 on: February 15, 2015, 02:22:32 AM »
The grays smelled like fecal matter.  This guy needs to be a regular.