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Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102120 on: February 15, 2017, 11:33:01 PM »
Even their little hats looked gay, what was there to get? They were gayer than Richard Simmons.

*Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Who else would make a song called "Head Like A Hole" but a band based in degenerate faggotry?

https://youtu.be/LhL8Sl3dWl8?list=PLCID_9VekLEsBJlfQljCUKBaKvDFjpLAJ

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102121 on: February 15, 2017, 11:53:19 PM »
Who else would make a song called "Head Like A Hole" but a band based in degenerate faggotry?

https://youtu.be/LhL8Sl3dWl8?list=PLCID_9VekLEsBJlfQljCUKBaKvDFjpLAJ

Speaking of degenerate faggotry did you see McCain getting all flustered over Ashton Kutcher's beauty?  :D



Is that guy a national embarrassment or what? Shouldn't he just die of his degenerate faggotry right now?!  ???

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102122 on: February 15, 2017, 11:58:07 PM »
Speaking of degenerate faggotry did you see McCain getting all flustered over Ashton Kutcher's beauty?  :D



Is that guy a national embarrassment or what? Shouldn't he just die of his degenerate faggotry right now?!  ???

Yeah, purely so. Why is this guy on my TV?


Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102123 on: February 15, 2017, 11:58:55 PM »
... Is that guy a national embarrassment or what?...

Which one?

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102124 on: February 16, 2017, 12:18:15 AM »
Which one?

Him!!! Why do you need to be told??

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102125 on: February 16, 2017, 12:26:27 AM »
Even their little hats looked gay, what was there to get? They were gayer than Richard Simmons.

*Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Richard Simmons is GAY??!!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102126 on: February 16, 2017, 12:28:12 AM »

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102127 on: February 16, 2017, 12:53:18 AM »

You really don't get them.


Dudes,...

Simply put...

Devo is/was America's Kraftwerk ...

Bomar

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102128 on: February 16, 2017, 12:59:33 AM »
Dudes and Dudettes,...

You first pick on Art Bell...

Then you pick on some dog for possibly murdering Ramona Bell...

Now you are bringing up the fact Barron Trump is actually "Autistic"...

Where is your stopping point, where is your shame...

Bomar

Dude...

You posts always make me smile.  Never change.  :D

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102129 on: February 16, 2017, 01:31:04 AM »
Dudes,...

Simply put...

Devo is/was America's Kraftwerk ...

Bomar

...

A Musical Interlude...

Link:    ...

Bomar

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102130 on: February 16, 2017, 01:49:45 AM »
It's just occurred that I legitimately wish I could hear Art's breathless commentary on this damn damned dam damage, because if there were ever a guy on radio who knows exactly what is going to happen with that structure, it is Art Bell.

Also, I am sure he is enjoying new and interesting ways to say... wait, wait, let me start over. New and damned interesting ways to talked about this damn thing. See? I suck at this. Pick up the stick, Fucker.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102131 on: February 16, 2017, 09:51:29 AM »
It's just occurred that I legitimately wish I could hear Art's breathless commentary on this damn damned dam damage, because if there were ever a guy on radio who knows exactly what is going to happen with that structure, it is Art Bell.

Also, I am sure he is enjoying new and interesting ways to say... wait, wait, let me start over. New and damned interesting ways to talked about this damn thing. See? I suck at this. Pick up the stick, Fucker.

Totally agree. I don't care if I disagree with some of what he says politically, I just want to hear him talk about it!

And anyone dissing Devo, fuck you, that's personal!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102132 on: February 16, 2017, 09:57:35 AM »
I wonder if Art has individually named his two tits?

Yes he has.  Their names are "Turn Off" and "Your Radio."

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102133 on: February 16, 2017, 10:02:11 AM »
I wonder if Art has individually named his two tits?

Yep. East of the Rockies & West of the Rockies.  ;)

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102134 on: February 16, 2017, 11:06:10 AM »
Yeah it's a lot of anonymous sources, but that's how investigative journalism works, as evidenced by Watergate

No.  Journalism works with real sources.  Deep Throat was at least an actual person and not a unicorn.

https://i.redd.it/tat1x0g7b7gy.png

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102135 on: February 16, 2017, 11:31:24 AM »
Yep. East of the Rockies & West of the Rockies.  ;)
I lol'd

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102136 on: February 16, 2017, 12:02:59 PM »
"Art's Parts"

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102137 on: February 16, 2017, 01:35:22 PM »
And anyone dissing Devo, fuck you, that's personal!

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"I was in shock. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard. He sort of re-sculpted that song into something else and, umm... I hate him for it, basically."


http://www.avclub.com/article/weird-al-yankovics-devo-parody-more-devo-real-thin-206594

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102138 on: February 16, 2017, 01:57:53 PM »


And anyone dissing Devo, fuck you, that's personal!

Now that's a corner quote.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102139 on: February 16, 2017, 01:59:34 PM »
Richard Simmons is GAY??!!

Not any more, he's dead.

Isn't he?

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102140 on: February 16, 2017, 03:51:03 PM »
George has his own thread here Bomar. It is over 2000 pages, full of posts, videos and animated images you might enjoy.  I started on page one when I first came to bellgab, which you might like to do if you are interested in George and his history.  You might want to close your eyes sometimes, but it's worth the price IMO.  Here is the link to page one:

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5425.0.html

If you're going to peruse the (in)famous Falkie thread, I strongly recommend you keep a bottle of bleach and an eyecup handy.  A steel brush to scrub your brain afterwards will probably prove useful as well.

Between the grimy, squalid apartment, the penny-ante con games, and the filth-encrusted fingernails (God, those fingernails), the G. Senda thread is a testament to human laziness and depravity.  Do make sure to have a decent supply of sick bags on hand before you descend into the madness (unless, of course, constantly replacing your computer keyboard isn't the sort of thing that bothers you).

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102141 on: February 16, 2017, 07:30:59 PM »
If you're going to peruse the (in)famous Falkie thread, I strongly recommend you keep a bottle of bleach and an eyecup handy.  A steel brush to scrub your brain afterwards will probably prove useful as well.

Between the grimy, squalid apartment, the penny-ante con games, and the filth-encrusted fingernails (God, those fingernails), the G. Senda thread is a testament to human laziness and depravity.  Do make sure to have a decent supply of sick bags on hand before you descend into the madness (unless, of course, constantly replacing your computer keyboard isn't the sort of thing that bothers you).

Praise MV!

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102142 on: February 16, 2017, 08:10:39 PM »
George has his own thread here Bomar. It is over 2000 pages, full of posts, videos and animated images you might enjoy.  I started on page one when I first came to bellgab, which you might like to do if you are interested in George and his history.  You might want to close your eyes sometimes, but it's worth the price IMO.  Here is the link to page one:

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5425.0.html

In order to do this properly, a person would start with the Falkie 2013 posts from the beginning, from before the Falkie thread.  The long winded, off topic, mundane Falkie posts.  Reading a few and scrolling through the rest would be sufficient.

There's a reason someone started a thread to contain his musings.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102143 on: February 16, 2017, 08:11:49 PM »

If you're going to peruse the (in)famous Falkie thread, I strongly recommend you keep a bottle of bleach and an eyecup handy...


No Boy,...

After my brief visit into "Falkie World", I took a shower...

Then, hit my head with a hammer...

And realized my mistake; just to be sure, hit myself with the hammer again...

Thank you for the warning...

Bomar

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102144 on: February 17, 2017, 12:35:43 AM »
Yep. East of the Rockies & West of the Rockies.  ;)

I lol'd

That really was the best answer. Point to Doc.

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102145 on: February 17, 2017, 12:41:16 AM »
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In order to do this properly

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That really was the best answer. Point to Doc.

Mmm~!



Who'ar?

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102146 on: February 17, 2017, 12:50:35 AM »

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102147 on: February 17, 2017, 01:48:30 AM »
Mmm~!



Who'ar?
"Well it was too small for a basketball and i didnt know what to do with it".

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102148 on: February 17, 2017, 11:07:55 AM »
Hey Art, qien es mas macho, Ed Dames, o, Bob Lazaar?

Re: Art Bell
« Reply #102149 on: February 17, 2017, 01:06:16 PM »
If you're going to peruse the (in)famous Falkie thread,


Nobody is as aware of the inherent risks involved here as I am.