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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Today at 06:12:06 AM »

And he is leaking.
don't they make butt plugs for this problem ?

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Today at 05:58:17 AM »
did George notice his famous red shorts(tm) are not as snug today ?
does anybody have a guess how many days it would take George subsisting on Gavilite and water to say loose around 200 pounds ?
just an idea...

he would have more cat food money, since Gavilite is probably cheaper than Hungry Man frozen dinners would be a nice added benefit

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Today at 05:53:17 AM »
after catching up with George and watching his latest videos..
I am concerned about George.
might he have suffered another stroke during his "Turd Eye" cleansing ?
he is slurring and mispronouncing his words, more so than usual...
his face doesn't quite look "right"..
he did mention he is extremely fatigued and has watched 9 episodes of Julia Child cooking, while ..well..you know
and another uncharacteristic thing for Falkie...he mentioned he was going to shower ?

*it would be a shame if he suffered another stroke...he has yet to get the "first one" off his records at the DMV

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 10:18:06 PM »
FIFY
thank you so much for correcting my horrible error..

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 09:43:34 PM »
furthermore IF everyone on Falkie's thread now just donated $52, he would have the $1200 necessary to replace his iPad !

*on second thought to hell with that...
SEND the money to ME !

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 09:35:54 PM »
listen up...

George expects (and should be afforded) our sympathies and "donations" as he has managed (again) to survive an episode that might prove fatal to a normal man...

*thanks be to God, Falkie is "abnormal"....

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 09:32:42 PM »
I hope George was able to "clean" his sofa bed up...
due to the fact he failed to have plenty of towels on hand during his "Turd Eye" cleansing in preparation for his colonoscopy....
I mean he does have the Physician ordered 14 day bed rest recovery to look forward to..

*perhaps slow Kathy had the "honors"

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 08:30:11 PM »
Emergency Gabcast?
or wait until Falkie has recovered ?

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 08:28:56 PM »
just a thought...
while a Falkie or slow Kathy "pen" might be amusing...
just stop and think of the emotional damage it might result in in IF a 12 year old boy or girl were to get a hold of either a Falkie or slow Kathy "pen"....

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Damn.  I found one of those when I was 13 and whacked off to it a couple of times.

Thanks so much for resurrecting that memory PBtD.  Probably won't repeat the experience with the Kathy pen tho.
LOL
I found one when I was in 6th grade, the "guys" at school were envious !
in fact, I still have it !
might have to get it out tonight....
(reminiscing now....)

*damn, to hell with waiting, I am going to get it now...

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 07:19:54 PM »
Here's an oldie but goodie I found in my falkie folder Rally if you want it.


isn't that hanging in a Trump Golf Club somewhere ?

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 07:18:09 PM »
courts the legal bullshit will be filed in are in California...
my only hope is Falkie can finally get his shipping container home and studio and Prius and acreage and cat house and more box fans and hello kitty things for slow Kathy and a new sofa bed and a new $1200 iPad and more new t-shirts and more size 67 red shorts and 8 new pairs of glasses and a semi load of kitty food and a personal chef specializing in kielbasa and a personal trainer and a hot tube and an American Express card in his name and stable of lactating hookers and personal assistant and a private hospital ER physician and a winning lottery ticket and a guest shipping container for Ratty Patty and a guest shipping container for slow Kathy ......

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 05:59:09 PM »
perhaps after George's Physician ordered 14 day rest he might consider getting back in the saddle and arrange an interview with Ralph Barger...
I am sure "the kid" could score one and it might lead to more opportunities

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 05:55:25 PM »
I know an autistic person. Although he can't understand what is going on in social situations his amazing skill is that you can state any date in time and he can tell you what day of the week it was. What is your amazing skill?
what "amazing skill" has George demonstrated (if any) ?

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 05:50:54 PM »
I still think there's a very good chance George threw the IPad and the $4. down the garbage shute.
that was my guess initially !
anything a person does for the first time (in this case throwing garbage, he accumulated in Casa Senda), OUT...by utilizing the "garbage chute" , probably for the first time, is likely to end in disaster.

butt, it would have been good for George if they found it

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 05:46:44 PM »
well.. well...
this crisis has passed
what will the next crisis be ?
the next big Grift ? Scam ? Larceny by deception ?

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 05:41:41 PM »
and NO details were ever provided for slow Kayhy's bleeding cooter exam ?

George, why "tease" us with such a serious health crisis concerning slow Kathy...
then, just drop it ?

(I am on my 3rd crate of candles I have been burning for the bleeding cooter)

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 05:37:35 PM »
I am trying to guess how long his "smile" will last from his procedures ?
what will he say about NO ulcers being found ?
(Dr. Falkie has claimed Falkie has 3 to 5 ulcers)

and, was the "stolen" $1200 iPad found ?
(and the $4 ?)

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 12:20:39 PM »
and what about the taxpayers of California ?
Falkie bitching and complaining (when his ONLY cause of discomfort is WHAT he is shoveling in his PIE HOLE and TURD EYE) led to an colonoscopy and an endoscopy...COSTING $$$$$...only to find "NOTHING" ?

*Falkie should say "I am sorry, for being such a Falkie".....

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 12:14:57 PM »
Good morning Senda,

I'm glad your colonoscopy went well and hope the polyps turn out to be benign. The colonoscopy may have saved your life. Here's something to think about: Your Bellgab posts and Youtube videos have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're a racist, misogynist and all around miserable excuse for a human being.  Dedicate the rest of your life to ridding yourself of those vile character flaws and, for once, be a decent human being.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. Use it wisely.
a philosopher in our midst...
I never would have guessed...
Falkie,
PAY ATTENTION....

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 10:32:30 AM »
George addresses this issue in the video..very humorously. "Have extra towels on hand"
I was rather proactive as I had a wedding to attend the day of my "prep"
I simply put on 5 pairs of underwear and over them, 8 heavy duty plastic bags with holes cut out for my legs and using 4 rolls of duck tape to secure waste and leg openings...
a 2 foot long piece of garden hose running for on my ass clamped off until I am able to "get away"..
result was NO mess and now my doctor recommends this for all her patients !

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 10:09:30 AM »
Don't you mean death sofa bed, with the shit stains..accrued during his colonoscopy prepping?
FIFY

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 10:05:48 AM »
Update... awaiting lab results but the preliminaries all looks good, nothing serious.

It was great to hear George giving homage to his late mother and his efforts to help the Kitty Kats!

What an entertaining video, had many of The Big Guys Favorite "bits" all smoothly and professional scripted and preformed. The ol BART travel mix up with Kathy, pure comedy gold!

THANKS GEORGE!


a few questions that still remain.
where did Falkie's 3 go 5 ulcers go ?
what happened to his poor poor sofa bed, he mentioned he did not have it "protected"...
is there a giant shit blast residue ?
polyps ? diverticulitis ? (I thought this was a common situation in people over 45 ?
my understanding of the digestive system would suggest the doctors missed everything, as with all his complaints, I would have assumed they might have at least "found" his 3 to 5 ulcers Falkie "knows" he has...and the bleeding asshole, where is the rectal cancer ?

Falkie cannot believe he is "ok" after such a substandard Physician and poorly conducted exams !
WTF ? "really....nothing wrong" ?

diverticulosis is a small pouch protruding of the intestines, sometimes after becoming packed with feces can lead to infection...nothing serious...is treated with fluroquinone antibiotics ...

now I left with the idea presented by sewergabbers that his digestive troubles are perhaps due to what is shoved in his pie hole and turd eye.....

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 19, 2017, 08:42:57 PM »
Well, I hear you are the expert on screwing. :P  I'm sure the physician performing the procedure will recover with time and therapy.
I am not as sure as you are about the Physician's recovery.
damn, people have been know to suffer "permanent PTSD" for MUCH LESS OF A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE....
please, this is the FAT ONE'S TOTALLY EXPOSED !

his TURD EYE in all it's GLORY !

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 19, 2017, 08:39:27 PM »
Oh SURE!  Don't worry about the attending nurses.  ::)
Brig,
you are so thoughtful,
I am lighting another candle for the attending nurses..

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 19, 2017, 08:37:56 PM »
Also, i think Falkie and slow Kathy wants to have sex with you.
you idiots are pathetic....
and Mega-Dildos, especially disturbing...

you idiots need to crawl back into your hole (meaning, your mommy's basement) and lose your internet privileges indefinitely

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 19, 2017, 08:31:12 PM »
Screw Senda. I'm worried about the doctor that performed the procedure. Oh, the humanity!
IB,
you are so right !
I just lit another candle for the Physicians attending Falkie  !

has anyone seen an update video from Falkie ?
preferably during the "Great Anal Probing" ?
(NOW, THAT WOULD GO GREAT ON A COFFEE MUG OR A T-SHIRT OR A CAR WRAP OR A BANNER ON YOUR FRONT PORCH OR A....)

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 19, 2017, 04:20:07 PM »
one of the worst things a guy can hear is..
(especially after sex..)
"You, Sir, have a very "irresponsible" dick"

so, naturally I understood "responsible" dick as a compliment !

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poor poor George...
telling everyone...
 "Did you know I've got haters online?"

"no one knows the trouble I have..."

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: July 19, 2017, 03:16:14 PM »
You dicks are responsible, just wanted to throw that out there one last time.
why, thank you !
a "responsible" dick....
hmmmmm

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