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Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: Yesterday at 11:42:38 PM »
They had better include the gangbang this time.


I had forgotten all about that. Good grief. I finally grok now why this book has the following that it does.

wtf I hate books now

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I don't think those Jews are the same as those other Jews. Also, I suspect that a great many people who think of themselves as "Jews" are in fact nothing of the kind.


Look, look, read, read: it's complicated.



Sometimes they do tell the truth.

The truth is not the truth, and that is the truth.

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Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Re: The Mandela Effect
« on: Yesterday at 11:32:18 PM »
Prove what?


I simply don't find it plausible that you didn't read the same story I read.

Plausibility is very important on my homeworld.

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Politics / Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« on: Yesterday at 11:28:13 PM »
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a good book




I went out and picked up this one. I'm enjoying it immensely.

While I read it, instead of this cloaca, I'd like to point out that this thread has made it to nearly ten pages without a single person ever asking me what it is in fact meant for.



When I get to the part of the book that discusses erroneous assumptions, I'll come back and share. I'm a giver.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: BellGabathon 2017
« on: Yesterday at 11:07:49 PM »
If you won't help then who will?



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Radio and Podcasts / Re: BellGabathon 2017
« on: Yesterday at 11:06:01 PM »
I'm getting a nonconsensual vibe here.


Check the vibrator's microphone.

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How To Use BellGab / Re: Bring back the clickable top-right quote
« on: Yesterday at 01:37:36 PM »
*: actually sincere thanks

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Random Topics / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: Yesterday at 01:24:05 PM »
the difference between pirates and buccaneers


Buccaneer = mercenary = "a buck an ear"

I heard this from a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket.

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Random Topics / Re: Paranormal punk band!
« on: Yesterday at 01:22:40 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Paranormal punk band!
« on: Yesterday at 01:21:27 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: Hardest questions to answer
« on: Yesterday at 01:19:39 PM »
How the heck did Clemson win the Natti??

Jews.

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Random Topics / Re: Hardest questions to answer
« on: Yesterday at 11:23:14 AM »
I have a hard time reconciling the God of Moses with the God of Jesus.


Eh? It's easy. One's a sick duck, and...

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How To Use BellGab / Re: FEATURE: Personal Text
« on: Yesterday at 10:44:37 AM »
Okay, now I wanna change it from


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ONLY DARKNESS NOW, TOO LATE FOR TEARS


to


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THE V IS FOR FIVE



... but I can't (but I can sure as shit use an ellipsis, right?). Why? I'll be fucked if I know, but whatever demented narcissistic faggot that makes up the true grue rules, has decreed that in order to make these kind of changes, I gotta prostrate myself pubically.


I mean, publically. Whatevah.





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[b]DON'T WANT RANSOM[/b]

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Random Topics / Please don't message me. Thanks.
« on: Yesterday at 10:33:45 AM »





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Politics / Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« on: Yesterday at 09:48:17 AM »
gonna enjoy it to the fucking hilt.

This isn't a euphemism today.

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Politics / Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« on: Yesterday at 09:44:43 AM »
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Taurus horoscope for Mar 29 2017

A cozy comforter, a comfortable couch, and a good book may be all you need today to give yourself the therapy you deserve. You are long overdue for some self-nurturing, Taurus. You have been pretty emotional recently because of thoughts from the past that keep taunting you. Unresolved issues can weigh on your mind and take a toll when there seems to be no solution or no acceptance. You need to set aside some time just to take care of yourself, and don't allow your mind to wander to those thoughts. A day of treating yourself right could very well banish what's bothering you forever. Also, you are the Kwisatz Haderach.
 --
Copyright Daily Horoscope.
Download it now http://comitic.com/dh


Seems legit.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 02:28:39 AM »
Yep.


A gentleman, a scholar, and a cunt. Brava.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 02:27:47 AM »
They could have given everyone that wasn't covered a catastrophic care policy for much less than the abomination they came up with.

... how much would it have cost them to teach everyone about the Trivium?


They should have left existing plans alone. The government mucks up everything they touch.

How much would it have cost them to let me touch your sister?





btw, after I've fucked her and you are drowning in your own effluvium: we will laugh at you.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 02:26:01 AM »
Set up a program for those that are uninsured


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 02:24:24 AM »

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This is literally what I hired him to do, you ignorant, shortsighted cunt.

I hope you die in a fire, and I hope you scream alone. Eat shit.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 02:22:59 AM »
Polls at the time showed 85%


Your wife is the best at swallowing.

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How To Use BellGab / USERS
« on: Yesterday at 02:20:49 AM »
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Users can now quickly log in to BellGab with a Twitter, Google, Facebook, Microsoft or Yahoo account.


OH, BE STILL MY BEATING HEART, FAGGOT

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How To Use BellGab / Re: FEATURE: Personal Text
« on: Yesterday at 02:19:59 AM »
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Pathetic.


I hope your whore beard cunt wife actor gives/gave you crabs.





kiss kiss

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Politics / Re: A Thread For All Things Trey Gowdy!
« on: Yesterday at 01:39:30 AM »
a comic book with Gowdy, Judge Napolitano


word to the wise, there, Astro: I'M ON TO YOU.


See, look? Ye've been warned. Ye've all been warned.

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Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« on: Yesterday at 01:35:24 AM »
I've got some brislings from Latvia in a jar over here.


Ladies: you had your chance.

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Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
« on: Yesterday at 01:34:56 AM »
I actually am Dr. Cox.


DO NOT BLOW MY COVER

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Politics / Re: A Thread For All Things Trey Gowdy!
« on: Yesterday at 01:32:08 AM »

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Politics / Re: A Thread For All Things Trey Gowdy!
« on: Yesterday at 01:30:23 AM »
I have very little to constructively add to this thread.


#1): Of all the man-crushes I have ever had, the one that I harbor for Mr. Trey Gowdy is by far, the hottest.


#2): Why can't this steamy cunt ever close the deal? Asking for a black and white friend. (mostly white)

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