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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 09:34:53 PM »
"THEY ARE NOW ALL PUPPET ROBOTS WITH A WHITE GUY'S HAND UP THEIR ASS"

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 09:34:13 PM »
"Hands up puppets asses"

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 09:33:51 PM »
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the most damaging television show in the history of mankind. Well ok then.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 09:21:01 PM »
I've listened to maybe an hour of this "show", total, but it seems he has some serious identity issues relating to sexuality and gender considering it's been the topic roughly 75% of the time.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 09:13:58 PM »
"Homoerotic stalkers"

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 08:34:30 PM »
I know that I always find it better to have two pieces of tail at once.  :o


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Random Topics / Re: Camper trailors
« on: Yesterday at 07:05:06 PM »


Caravans can be a lot of fun, apparently.

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Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: Yesterday at 02:54:40 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 02:51:31 PM »
Bring your own transportation (the guide prefers a Prius with an upgraded suspension)

You just keep on laughing, PB the Despicable, but that is EXACTLY what the plan is. Tour participants will drive The Master himself around Martinez and the Bay area while he calls out the sights and gives background info like only The Master can.

In addition to saving costs and maximizing PROFIT, this circumvents the Evil DMV who have held The Master's license hostage.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 02:48:51 PM »


BREAKING: THE MASTER REVEALS PRELIMINARY DETAILS OF THE MEET N' GREETS AND GUIDED TOURS, AND ALSO DESCRIBES THE EARTHQUAKE IN MEXICO CITY

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: Yesterday at 02:46:03 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 02:14:41 PM »
Falkie leaks part deux?  ;)

Well, I can only hope our security countermeasures are enough to thwart the Evil MV this time around.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 02:07:35 PM »
Are you working grifting for Senda now?

The Circle of Trust™ is alive, and I am NOT at liberty to say any more.


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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 01:51:58 PM »
Now THAT would be a video worth making. All the female targets of Senda's ire 'bump into' Senda in Martinez. I would buy a gimble mounted hi def camera to record that epic. The popcorn sales would be through the roof.

The joke will be on YOU, Yorkshire Putz. Arrangements are being made for tours of Martinez and SF - to be guided by The Master himself.

This is a developing story brought to you exclusively by the Senda News Network.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 09:30:51 AM »

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 18, 2017, 10:41:33 PM »


George WILL NOT be shaving his head. Or Kathy’s legs.

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Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Re: Sean David Morton
« on: September 18, 2017, 08:15:39 PM »
I thought they already arrested him and his wife awhile ago?

Oh they did. But then he didn't show up for sentencing the first time and US Marshals had to grab him.

Full story: http://ufowatchdog.blogspot.ch/2017/09/sean-david-morton-sentenced-to-federal.html

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Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Re: Sean David Morton
« on: September 18, 2017, 06:54:51 PM »


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: September 18, 2017, 04:13:31 PM »
"STOP IT JUST STOP IT NOW!"



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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: September 18, 2017, 03:10:42 PM »
Oh, my.  Da Dems sure got their boxers in a bunch . . . .   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Pelosi Event SHUT DOWN by DREAMERS Shouting: DEMOCRATS DEPORT!  9.18.17. 



"STOP IT JUST STOP IT NOW!"


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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 17, 2017, 10:58:30 PM »

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: September 14, 2017, 08:14:42 PM »
In happier news:

http://www.newsweek.com/trump-really-bombing-shit-out-isis-just-he-promised-664844

Quote
Trump’s Defense Secretary James Mattis said during the operation that the military had changed its strategy and was beginning to use “annihilation tactics,” instead of attrition, to defeat the group.

“Our intention is that the foreign fighters do not survive the fight to return home to North Africa, to Europe, to America, to Asia, to Africa, we are not going to allow them to do so,” Mattis said in May. “We are going to stop them there and take apart the caliphate.”

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 07:54:16 PM »
2, yes 2, pest control inspections
attempted spraying for bed bugs
maintenance man
"everyone" taking photos of Casa Senda...

what does it all mean ?

video later ?

HTaC, Senda News Network (SNN) can report that there was only ONE bedbug found in Casa Senda by Clark Pest Control. ONE. How it got there is anyone's guess.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 07:36:31 PM »
Holy Christ!

Remarkable, isn't it? Close your eyes and you'd never know the difference.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 07:32:29 PM »
Are we to picture Muddy standing stoically next to him in the stall, video continuing to roll, holding the wipe stick for him until he's ready for it?

That's a bit gross, I'd like to think Falkie would prefer not to perform this task on a moving train if he can help it, and would hold it until he reached his destination.

This is precisely why The Master's rider has a provision for extra towels at the hotel.


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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 07:31:28 PM »
Well that and the fact that she is well...a she.      Seems like Senda definitely has a 'chick problem'.  Issues with Mom, eh?

That video is a hoot!  Somewhere in that 1,200 pile of video swill there is comedy gold.   This proves it!   It's just that I always seem to find those that show him pulling out a can of soup from a plastic bag or unboxing a piece of made in China, electronic shit that he neither needs nor understands and will invariably just be thrown on the pile of other useless crap to collect dust. 

While we're here, George Noory's stirring rendition of an Englebert Humperdinck classic:


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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: September 14, 2017, 07:23:37 PM »

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 07:21:36 PM »
I really thought the marriage bit was a season 15 antagonist storyline, but apparently not, so a public congratulations to you both.

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Random Topics / Re: Music
« on: September 14, 2017, 07:10:43 PM »

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