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Messages - paladin1991

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I've been gone a while...did Heather win?

Yes.  The internet.

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Ugh oh, I can only imagine  all that late night slow dancing in our cell. Me wearing my dead mothers dress.....

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Humanoid Extra Terrestrials Live Among Us (HETLAU) They have been here the whole time and the Earthlings are not even aware.
Most of the Famous, Powerful, Wealthy people on Earth are from other planets.
A Hextocracy is a Humanoid Extra Terrestrial Government.

Are the related to the C.H.U.D.?  Canniblistic Underground Dwellers?

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Politics / Re: Zimbabwe coup?
« on: Today at 01:44:14 AM »
https://planetrulers.com/current-dictators/

I think I arrested the President of Gambia in the Lost Angeles projects shortly after the Rodney king riots.  Possession to sell, IIRC.  He was holding 'rocks.'
I 'C clamped' his throat before he could swallow them.  My first excessive force beef.  Ah, good times, good times.

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Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
« on: Today at 01:30:39 AM »




They don't want help from England or America?  Beginning to sound like The Hunt For Red October.
Hmmm.  Maybe I was right. :o

Maybe they defected to Bolivia.

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What did I do for nutritional health today?
13.  Didn't swallow!  again

Look.  I'll keep trying to teach you if you are willing to keep trying to learn.

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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: Today at 12:51:28 AM »
Snitches get stitches.

Still superior to a Clinton presidency.

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So virtual "The Dietrich" was uploaded into an IBM Mainframe in 1987 but then escaped to Taiwan where it became a citizen and altered
some graphic images files in order to protect the island from the PRC? 

'87 was Samantha Fox time as I recall............



I just called her Sam.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 10:06:41 PM »
It's Doug's buddy from Detroit - Muhammad I think.   

Edit:  Ooops - seems like the fellers name is Abdullah

Weird.  They're all Haji to me.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 10:05:56 PM »
Dietrich is a lie and his family is a lie. Dietrich has never left San Fran  Kadeem Hak is a vague  artist?

who?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 10:05:15 PM »
Oh.  and for Paladin.   It's tradition!      ::)

Thanks Walks.  I was gonna hit that, I mean, post that again myself

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 10:04:36 PM »
Steve Quayle and sick christian assholes

Uh oh.  Quayle.  Quayle will sue him, too.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: Yesterday at 10:03:51 PM »
My nose is still full of packing and splints which is uncomfortable to say the least but The Show must go on.   Gonna give it a shot - after Malliard's show wraps up.   Malliard has the best show I've ever heard him do going on tonight - outstanding guest [James Fitzgerald - FBI Profiler].

No shit.  I'll catch that tomorrow.
 '

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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: Yesterday at 10:02:01 PM »
What the fucks going on here?  Nobody, and I mean nobody, is checking out with me anymore. 

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Random Topics / Re: Is MV still alive
« on: Yesterday at 09:58:39 PM »
Now my 9 year old prefers my homemade pizza to Chuck...guess I won...George...may have lost...lol

congrats.  You made the cut.  You're a rock star (dad).

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Random Topics / Re: Is MV still alive
« on: November 20, 2017, 02:42:02 PM »
Technically speaking, MV's never been "alive."



Yes, but is he aware?

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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: November 20, 2017, 02:38:08 PM »
Hey, Della Reese is dead, too.  Anybody have her on their list?

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Random Topics / Re: Is MV still alive
« on: November 20, 2017, 01:19:37 PM »
He's alive. 

*checks trunk*

Yep.  Still alive.

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They were all originally posted here, along with a few that others did. 

Somewhere along the line, MV disabled the attachment software because it was creating other problems for him, but in so doing attachments uploaded from a person's computer looked like shit so I stopped doing it.  Then he made some other adjustment to the forum, and somehow that caused the ones that were here to disappear.

I could probably upload them to a cloud site, and even create new ones, but I have a few other projects I need to do first.  Or MV could restore them
Not gonna happen soon.  MV is busy working at the house.



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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: November 20, 2017, 01:09:14 PM »
There are Somalis here in hijabs.  They dont act oppressed at all, even though supposedly they believe in Islam.  They are always on their cell phones, or being loud and obnoxious, especilly in female groups.  I'm not saying I dont like them, just that they hurt my ears!  It is hard to imagine them being submissive at home.  I mean, they drive, shop, everything...  The hijab Barbie looks like them.
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Hijab Barbie.

does she come with her own garrotte or machete for the obligatory honor killing by her husband?   Or maybe with little suicide vests that she can dress her children up in?

Asking b4 Jackstar does.

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Random Topics / Re: Sustainable Dieting and Health (Naps, Diet, Exercise)
« on: November 20, 2017, 01:05:31 PM »
What did I do for nutritional health today?

2.  Averted my eyes from the unreasonably hot pics paladin1991 sent to my phone.

13. (Still)  Didn't swallow!

Still no second date, huh?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: November 20, 2017, 01:02:02 PM »
Damn, I wish I had a cell phone then.  She probably would have let me take a picture too.  She had an impressive set of mammaries.  Not too huge but simply perfect.  She was quite the looker too.

Why am I suddenly hungry?

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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: November 20, 2017, 01:00:11 PM »
Charlie, Marilyn sends his regards.





Fuck Manson.  Oh, wrong Manson.


Well, shit, Fuck this Manson, too.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: November 20, 2017, 02:39:27 AM »
Damn, I had forgotten she was that old.  She's more the age of 60's artists rather than late 70's/early 80's artists.  She rocks though.  Remember getting wasted for the first time watching SNL with her as host.  I was on a friend's houseboat and I got so smashed. Drank a whole bottle of vodka and passed out.  Friend's mother was a MILF to the max wearing the skimpiest bikini when she was out tanning herself during the day.  Good times.



Pics.  PLS.

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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: November 20, 2017, 02:31:15 AM »
No seriously, FUCK CHARLES MANSON!!!!  My brother, when he was an impressionable troubled teen idolized Manson.  After watching Helter Skelter, he shaved his head like Charlie in 1974 and descended deeply into drugs and shortly thereafter schizophrenia.  I fucking hate Manson and life is not fucking fair when he outlives my parents who were the same age as him.  Not to mention my brother who died 6 years ago. Manson should have been executed long ago.

If there is anybody on earth that I probably can't forgive, it is Charles Manson.  Burn in fucking flames, Charlie!!! 

I had to get that out of my system.

It's alright, brother.  I hear you.  So do a lot of us. 

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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: November 20, 2017, 02:29:49 AM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/charles-manson-dies-at-83/ar-BBFjAE6

I guess that Film Director Roman Polanski can get some closure now. :D

fuck Polanski.  He fucks children. 

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Just checking in.  And it sucks.  And I'm gone.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
« on: November 19, 2017, 12:51:12 AM »
Terrestrial radio is fading fast.


We'll always have Bellgab.

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