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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 22, 2017, 12:39:23 PM »
Yeah I think the same thing. Have for awhile. If so an epic performance on their part.

How'd that picture get there? I meant to post a picture of the mittens I am knitting for my cats.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 22, 2017, 12:34:59 PM »
Hmmm perhaps you know a little too much about this topic. LOL ::) Posing as an old lady (ok to be fair you could be an old lady I have no idea) to mess with Senda. Now did you play both parts or just the main role?

Lol, I'm not that talented. I have no idea who it could be.





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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 22, 2017, 12:24:13 PM »
Trouble in fund raising land.



Well he was hitting on her. In the video where he explains how to donate $500 dollars he say's he would like a little old lady to drive him around Pasadena. Ew. Failentino was probably up all night imagining everything he would buy with the old lady's money.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 21, 2017, 01:24:28 PM »
It looks like Marge didn't come through with her donation. You can't trust anyone these days.

The dear lady tried again today. Alas, she still was unable to donate $500. From gofundme:

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$5
Marge Lewis

1 hour ago

 geeroge here is the donaton



Tee hee.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 20, 2017, 07:45:27 PM »
LOL
You're determined to make Senda go off you with the rest of the coven aren't you?  :-\

Congratulations, you two!


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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 20, 2017, 06:42:13 PM »
Yes, The Master clears up how to donate larger amounts. Just add a couple zeroes and you should be good to go.



I tried that. It doesn't work. I spent more than an hour trying to donate $2oo but it won't go through. Maybe they don't take two hundred dollar donations. My friend said it had something to do with the y2k computer glitch from 17 years ago.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 20, 2017, 05:20:13 PM »
''Large'' Marge Bateman?

Lol. Oh, he's good.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 20, 2017, 03:59:39 PM »
I'd like to request and reserve an autographed picture of his third eye before they get sold out.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 20, 2017, 03:50:06 PM »
A 'VIP' option is being considered, but all attendees should know THEY WILL BE BUYING THEIR OWN LUNCHES. The $25 fee only covers meeting and greeting The Master and for the pleasure of his company and expertise on the haunted tour.

How long do we get to bask in his glory if we go? Will he accept an offering of frankincense and/or myrrh?

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 20, 2017, 03:42:19 PM »


Is he going as a customer or an exhibit?

Too easy.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 19, 2017, 08:04:36 PM »
One possibility is The Winchester Mystery House??

Since all the tours are guided, what will Falkie being there add?  Since it costs $30 some dollars, has he ever even been there?  Do the attendees have to pay his way as well?  Feed him?  Do they have to admit they are with him when he is asked to stop videoing and stop talking?

What?  Bateman is just trolling him, and no one would ever actually sign up for this?  Never mind.

Whew! That's a relief.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 19, 2017, 05:21:38 PM »


BREAKING: THE MASTER REVEALS PRELIMINARY DETAILS OF THE MEET N' GREETS AND GUIDED TOURS, AND ALSO DESCRIBES THE EARTHQUAKE IN MEXICO CITY

I love the Winchester house. If he goes there I'll have no choice but to inform the staff of his uncontrollable explosive diarrhea. He can't be allowed on the premises.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 19, 2017, 02:17:55 PM »
I'm back and it's all your fault.  >:(  I thought I might try immersing myself in the Full Falkie Experience. Feels icky


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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 17, 2017, 03:45:28 PM »
Did your mom get scared by an illegal alien when she was pregnant with you?

Look. You forced me to post on the Falkie thread for the first time  >:(

That's the first step. Soon you will be trolling Senda like a champ.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 16, 2017, 01:05:39 PM »
You can still comment, it's just not visible if you aren't a donor.  A complaint was lodged by a GoFundMe member that almost got us shut down...


Lol, he almost got his own page shut down.

Ol' Freedom of Speech Senda strikes again.


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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 16, 2017, 12:03:47 PM »
Almost feeling bad ain't never done shit for nobody.

Haha. Thanks, that makes me feel better. Also, I've come to my senses.

You got a mop and bucket?  Hmmm hmmm..... ;)

If people are there taking pictures it might be far too late for a mop and bucket.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 15, 2017, 07:24:30 PM »
Senda wrote:

AND ADVENTURES IN BED BUG NO RE-INSPECTION : The exterminator came here, actually two. The first one showed up to spray my apartment. I told him no and then called my apartment manager and she said I was supposed to be taken off the list for spraying. Clark Pest Control came in yesterday and did a thorough examination of my apartment. About an hour later, the exterminator from McAuley Pest Control came in and examined NOTHING. Not my bed, bedding, furniture, computer chairs. All he did was walk in and take pictures of my apartment and walked out. The maintenance guy came in and when I walked into the bedroom he was taking pictures as well. This puzzled me so I asked him what he was doing and he said he wanted a picture of my alien head. I plugged it in to show him that it lights up. So much for the thorough " re-inspection " of my apartment. I left a message for my apartment manager saying that NOTHING was re-inspected. Who knows where they found these guys ? I've been up since 1 am cleaning my bookshelves and I bagged all my dirty laundry and threw out trash. And started to keel over dizzy again as I've done too much this morning.

Isn-t it called "collecting evidence" when an inspector walks around snapping pictures?

I doubt the guy just wanted a picture of his neat Alien Head Lamp.


That seems about right. The guy is about to get kicked to the curb while obliviously frittering away his welfare check. I wonder how long it will be before he asks IamNotPickleRick! for the donation money. I give it, oh, about six weeks.

I almost feel bad for him.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 15, 2017, 10:30:17 AM »
Maybe the creatives can get some ideas from this documentary that SnapT posted two years ago. It's a crazy premise but get this, it's about two guys trolling the fuck out of an unaware idiot:




It's pretty hilarious. This is shorter:






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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 03:34:42 PM »
My guess is mighty MV needs content for the documentary,

I'm hoping it will be a musical... or a found footage horror type movie.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 03:31:41 PM »
That's the sound Senda makes when he's chomping down on a nice big kielbasa.

Hahaha!

(The sound of Senda trying to dislodge a chicken bone from his throat.)

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 03:28:11 PM »
Senda's latest saving scheme to afford the Alien con.



Apparently he's adopted the Spend Your Way to Financial Freedom method of saving money.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 03:20:37 PM »
He should be using those mouth skills to pay his own way to the conference.

Rofl

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 01:46:35 PM »
Ok. I will arrange for PB to clean Casa Senda while he is out.

I think Falkie reads this thread. You just gave away the plan. Loose lips sink ships, you know. At least you didn't mention selling all his useless junk to reimburse all the benefactors.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 01:35:12 PM »
Quote
Airfare from Indiana to California 2 Way: $1200 Estimated

I appreciate your efforts to entertain us. Are you planning on taking the N+2? If not you can get a round trip on a regular plane for about $300. Either way you will need to mentally prepare for the 'What the hell am I doing here?!' phase of your trip which should occur about three minutes after meeting up with Senda.



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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 12:44:47 PM »
I never have and never will give Senda any form of a donation. One exception may be for a pine box, I mean crate , after the aforementioned acident.

or this:




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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 14, 2017, 12:33:35 PM »
I still like the suffocation with a pillow idea. It's economical to boot!



The second was Curtis self designation as a ''Creative''.  I thought this term to describe oneself had disappeared due to ridicule.     

I prefer "visionary".

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 13, 2017, 03:24:43 PM »

WhiteCrow don't forget to speak to the AlienCon folks about my Hospitality Ryder.  I will need the following items in Hunter Green color only:

- 3 full sized towels
- 3 square shaped wash clothes. Rectangles not acceptable.
- 4 brand new sealed tooth brushes with medium strength bristles.
- 2 bottles of mouthwash.
- before show bowls of green M&M's

- no eye contact or questions 13 minutes before or after the show
- no comments on the quality of the show for at least 3 hours after it airs unless I have eaten a 5th avenue candy bar then comments are allowed 13 minutes after I throw the wrapper away.


For fuck's sake, DON'T FORGET THE SANDWICHES! The bread must be the proper size! This could have been a catastrophe like it was for this guy:



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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 13, 2017, 02:24:41 PM »
Falkie said he wants $1000 because he wants the delux ticket. I just looked at it and it is a huge rip off. (Well the whole thing is but the upcosts are crazy).

$50 gets you in. Fair enough.
For $100 you get guaranteed seating for the events, seems high but not crazy if you really want to make sure you see them.

Then it goes nuts. For an extra $250 you get:
Early access to the vendors. Like he would get there early and could buy stuff.
$30 autograph voucher. Do you know what people charge at cons for them? Tons. So you get one autograph from an unknown person.
Guaranteed premium seating. You can not video tape there and all they do is talk. Being close is not a big deal, they have microphones.
Quicker check in and a tote bag.
All of that nothingness for an extra $250.

For another $200 on top of that you get to go to a party with the stars of Ancient Aliens, who are they even?

http://www.thealiencon.com/tickets/

Don't forget the $19.97 service fee bring the total up to 568.97.

Also I noticed this in the terms you have to agree to before purchasing a ticket:

Photos and videos are permitted, though subject to restrictions. No attendee may sell or profit from photo or video footage taken at the conference in any manner (including from advertisements on online videos) without prior written consent from AlienCon. Any person asked to cease taking photos or videos, or asked to hand over their equipment for holding until the end of the conference, must do so.



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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
« on: September 13, 2017, 01:51:52 PM »
I still have my subscription. It is what it is. I enjoy 1-2 shows per week but I save them to my podcast app for when I am up in the woods without internet. I'll probably drop it at the end of December. That will have given her two years.

Much longer than I expected the show to last. Long enough for her to have gotten better by now.

Sticking to your word is admirable. Two years should be enough.

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