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Messages - Jackstar ⚔⚔

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Politics / Re: Pizzagate
« on: Today at 08:42:01 AM »
I said I wanted mushrooms on this, not any old fungus, you skank!  >:(

This bedside manner needs work.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Today at 03:08:44 AM »

the BP oil rig "accident?"

I'll be honest--I had not yet thought to even take the time to wonder if that event and my successions of serial monogamies had possessed any correlation. Since you brought it up, what the hell, I'll check my datebook the next time I am that inspired.

I did, in fact, decide to dump my ex- on the night before the Tōhoku earthquake (I am not joking here), so I suppose that it might be worth the research.

Still, I prefer to look forward. Where's my Guns & Ammo?

Politics / Re: Pizzagate
« on: Today at 03:01:31 AM »

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you mentioned shame twice

Again: not feeling any there, either.

I know I'm not a sociopath--I gave a bum food yesterday. So, nyahh nyahh nyahh.


Call me, and I'll tell you off the air why it matters, dumbass.

Hey, how are the teats on your wife holding up with all that milking? Asking for a... oh, wait--I think with that joke, I probably lost my last one. Shazbot.


Hook a nigga up with a three paragraph essay, comparing and contrasting these two shows on the axes of kindness, truth, and necessity.

Take your time. This is for me.

Random Topics / Re: The BellGab "New Member" Meet and Greet!
« on: Today at 02:07:01 AM »
Who wants to go over to Falkie's and get shit faced?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Martinez Tonight
« on: Today at 02:05:21 AM »
Do you still deliver flowers, then stalk the customers?

Is your wife still doing your proofreading while you're beating her about her head and shoulders with your tiny penis attached to a smelly rubber truncheon?

Asking for a friend.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« on: Today at 02:03:49 AM »
This is a ultra-small digital spy camera that hidden inside a Decorative artificial flowers, it looks like an ordinary Decorative artificial flowers, but it has a very powerful function, the most interesting thing is that it internally hides a smallest camera DVR with motion ativated and remote control Function;It has programmable settings enabling you to use its motion detection facilities to automatically start recording when the camera detects motion or simply use its start / stop continuous record function. Good for home and office.

How fucking hard can it be to hire a native English speaker? Oh, right, organ harvesting. Got it.

Random Topics / Re: Hardest questions to answer
« on: Today at 02:02:30 AM »
Oh, is that what you got out of that?

No, it was merely fun to type.

Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: Today at 02:01:27 AM »
I hate it when I'm singing in the shower, and it turns out that I've left my microphone turned off the whole time.

Did you buy a drone yet?

With so many following me... why buy?

Am I supposed to feel chastened, or ashamed, or embarrassed, or contrite, or even shame? Because it isn't working.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« on: Today at 01:38:20 AM »
A video about... diapers. Oh, bravo.

Here you go. You will want the best.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: Today at 01:34:25 AM »


We're gonna have that conversation about that Peacock Angel, Peanut.

Ashley Jones is a nice girl she dindu nuffin

I'm restraining the urge to Google the tl;dr here by taking the time I would be using, to tell you I still don't know what the fucking got-damn hell you crazy shitheads are talking about.

Enjoy the moments.

Random Topics / Re: Hardest questions to answer
« on: Today at 01:23:39 AM »
What did I win?  :D

Oh, so--there is something you don't know.

Good to know.

post their videos here as they make their way to fame.

I'm on my way back.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Caravan to Midnight
« on: Today at 12:21:10 AM »
I chose Pacifism as my starting gift. Sorry, no contracts.

We might be able to do some high voltage though. Later. I need the power for popcorn still.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Bella-Haven is Live
« on: Today at 12:19:51 AM »
Meanwhile.. for the Bellas..

Hard to believe some of those girls are going to be Raping, tortureing , abusing , Murdering and giving little kids problems deliberately! Via remote mind control , The rainbow girls are taught from a very young age that their fellow humans are actually the same as cows, pigs, sheep and chickens, you can love and be friends with them, but at the end of the day they are our food.. Humans are food class, it's ok to do experiments on them and torture them! YAAAAY!! RAINBOW GIRLS!!! Patter cake, patter cake Bakers man!! Rainbow girls!!!!! Beat , torture, murder, rape!!! Yayyyyyy!!! Rainbow girls!!!! Rings Ringa roses! We all fall down.

This is the best timeline ever. Who's got mustard? I just brought salt.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« on: Today at 12:17:01 AM »
giving bellgab some publicity

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: Today at 12:13:55 AM »
I don't know what 'frontin' means?

... you're not sure?

massive rolleyes

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: Today at 12:13:09 AM »
Didn't we just cover these basics in Bella-Haven?

That's no reason we can't go over it again. How can it otherwise become cliché?

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 09:51:58 PM »
Do you know how long it takes to do the research, to go through Phase I, II, and III?  All the costs involved?  All the rounds of financing? 

Just hire women to do all that. At seventy-seven cents on the dollar, think of all the money you'll save.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: Yesterday at 09:44:31 PM »
She's got a phone in her shoe!

I'm invulnerable to phone damage as a racial bonus.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: Yesterday at 09:43:37 PM »
Oh FUCK that would be AMAZING if Art came back!!!!

I, for one, will be the first to proudly parrot "oh, yeah, the stalker lost Earth lock, ayep, uh-huh" and make the chicas believe.

Why not? Sounds fun practice.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
« on: Yesterday at 09:42:05 PM »
And I, for one, ain't going to mess with these guys.

Oh, look at you frontin'

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