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Messages - SredniVashtar

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Today at 07:39:33 AM »
I am not going to judge until I see Senda fire dance.

If he keeps filling his hovel with combustible junk you might get your wish sooner rather than later.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Today at 07:25:31 AM »
Not sure who's worse, him or Heather Wade.

Heather, not even close. At least Senda is an authentic asshole, while Heather tries to pretend that she isn't a psycho. And Senda doesn't have that awful laugh. And - Baby Falkie excepted - he talks in his own voice, not some fake, gooey one.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 04:06:56 PM »
Now that is just ridiculous.  How the hell is a guy (or gal) going to get by on one lobster tail?

He probably got SK to stash a few inside her ample bosom. She already smells like a herring trawler so nobody would notice.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 03:48:58 PM »
OMG, he said he will be giving a paid guided tour.  How much is he paying people to attend?  Will he be funding the payments to the attendees from TMK's GoFundMe page?

More to the point, will he tell his caseworker and pay tax on these earnings?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: Yesterday at 03:33:06 PM »

It's ok okay to be jealous which Is why you're here

We're just whacking you about like a squash ball so you'll be ready to replace Senda when he dies. Otherwise we'll waste too much time training you up. Although, it has to be said, you're a natural.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: Yesterday at 03:15:37 PM »
Call in sometime would love to easily destroy you on air.

The last time we spoke you giggled like a numbskull. If you want me to get up in the middle of the night to improve your parlous listening figures we can discuss terms, but I don't come cheap.



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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 02:33:28 PM »
Why did he double Bill's normal speaking fee to speak in Moscow? 

It's not like hiring a pub singer to appear at your daughter's wedding, I think Shirtless Vlad let the taxpayers foot the bill. If you want world leaders to legitimise your kleptocratic regime I don't think a few roubles here or there makes much difference.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 02:06:25 PM »
LMAO I'm pretty sure he has never ran for anything let alone a bus.

You're forgetting his penchant for partially cooked/defrosted poultry. He runs then alright - all down his leg.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 01:59:42 PM »
Count your lucky stars, fella.  At least you got a nickname.  I thought he might call me Billy Joe JewBasher or something after i wished him a Merry Christmas...never did. :'(

STFU, Billy Slow McShitty!

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 01:47:03 PM »
This one?

He's wearing the same shirt he had on in the last video. Probably hasn't been washed since.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: Yesterday at 01:31:23 PM »
All after the electon was over.  Please pay attention to timing - political hacks like Obama do certain things when it no longer matters for the very reason that they can point to them and dispute the truth. 

I don't see the thinking here. The election interference wasn't likely to benefit his own side, so it looks like he stayed out of it while knowing inaction might be beneficial to the opposition. It seems to me that he had no good options and took the least worst available.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 01:06:21 PM »
Fucking Yorkie's just showing off because he had a personalised hate video from Senda. Apart from the odd remark about 'ShreddedBrainMatter' he virtually ignores me.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 01:00:39 PM »
And don't give me this she's been on air over a year now bull shit.

She's getting better every day and she's one of us. Art said that and he's never lied.

(Cue massive coughing fit!)

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 12:57:46 PM »
Grub, Infernal Witch, LauraBitch, and Tiger-What-have-you (TBD)...this is getting just about Coven size.  George does need a new organization to go after.  Maybe you ladies can recruit Roswells, Ponyboy, others to join.  You may be the Master's undoing.

TigerPissy. With respect, she's the sort of right-on Feminazi that will tighten Senda's jaws right out of the gate. She could even replace HW in his Axis of Evil Bitches.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 12:45:12 PM »
That is the same place that Kathy and he went to with KellyDD. The one that he bitched about and got her credit card refunded.

I think the fire was an insurance scam to cover the loses that Senda caused.

I think they closed down an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet too. I'm not sure whether it was because they ate all the stock or Senda's lady love brought her personal cloud of cockroaches with her.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 12:34:17 PM »
I'm back and it's all your fault.  >:(  I thought I might try immersing myself in the Full Falkie Experience. Feels icky

Welcome back. Senda is sure to detest you, so I am hoping for a memorable misogyrant and/or a stroke. Hopefully both.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 11:18:54 AM »
Yeah, he used to do that walkin" around Martinez thing which was mildly interesting.  He quit doing it....wonder why? 

It's WORK, it's EFFORT. Easier to steal stuff from TV and claim it as yours.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 11:15:48 AM »
We know it's a Senda family tradition to refund travelling expenses, it seems like another one is to grab as many credit cards as you possibly can. It looks like the recovery departments of Capital One and Mobil will shortly have the pleasure of dealing with Senda.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: Yesterday at 10:28:16 AM »
My attitude to Myke Wivva Y has veered between indulgent parent to a mongoloid child, and a harassed zookeeper. I like to encourage his efforts (and it certainly makes a change from exposing himself to strangers again), but in his obstreperous moments I have to turn the hose on and shut him in his cage until he learns to behave.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 09:30:56 AM »

Suggesting Senda shave Kathy's legs is inhumane

You'd probably need a blowtorch to get through that wiry bristle.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 08:24:26 AM »
Gotta thank Steve for this one.  The first two minutes are classic Senda.  You can pretty much disregard the rest.

It reminds of the time you wished him Merry Christmas and encountered the wrath of Darth Senda. He is a proud, pork-eating Jew (who also loves Christmas) but you chose to deliberately insult him and his 'people', whoever they are.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: Yesterday at 07:11:55 AM »
I saw a "rod" once.

I think you need to post this in the 'truck stop memories' thread.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 07:08:33 AM »

I guess he saved it because he still intends to get the bar code scanned and get to the bottom of this, we can count on it.

Either that or he is such a filthy hoarder that he can't even bear to throw away packaging.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: Yesterday at 07:04:20 AM »
I also think Ramona might have been a lot bigger part of the success of the program than people might have ever known.

No doubt. He was never the same after she died. I think she kept him anchored while indulging his craziness at the same time.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: Yesterday at 02:33:02 AM »
Senda found some more 'free' books. In other words, he's been stealing books that are supposed to be shared again. We got some classic Senda in that video, from getting angry at people for criticising his crummy click bait videos to whining about a restaurant being closed. First, how can a self-confessed 'pauper' afford to eat out? Second, if you're travelling a distance to go somewhere it's easy enough to check beforehand that it is actually open. And bateman made Senda's day by asking him to shave his head; there's nothing he likes more than saying no to people, as you could see by the smirk on his face.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: September 18, 2017, 03:03:54 PM »
Chips are crunchy and come in a bag, like your new wife.

Stick to the Trump-fondling bitchery is my advice. Your attempts to add wit to your limited repertoire just sound like an autistic car crash.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 18, 2017, 09:48:36 AM »
You only have to compare a few of Falkie's old posts to see the resemblance. Only Senda writes in this fucked up, rambling manner. Either post here as yourself or fuck off, you asinine cunt.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 18, 2017, 09:44:52 AM »
I am also doubting,
I think he obtained a dictionary and thesaurus and is plagiarizing and posts as someone form outside the country ?

You are fucking busted, Senda.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 18, 2017, 09:39:09 AM »
you are sadly mistaken IF you consider me a bigot...
I married a "different race" woman
my children are biracial
I chose to raise my children in a very diverse community, middle eastern, Far East, African, Mexican, European educated professionals
my children attended a school system that is probably the most diverse in my state
I have personal and professional friends from everywhere

you are sadly mistaken...
do NOT lump me with Falkie and his bigotry

Hmm. I'm starting to doubt Senda's claim that he doesn't post here any more.

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Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: September 17, 2017, 04:18:51 PM »
You mean I can check out any time I like but I can never leave?  :'(

Yes, things have been seen that can't be unseen.

Actually, you could prove useful. Senda needs a woman in his life and you might be just the sort to turn him around. Also, being an illegal would make your relationship even more poignant. Plus, you could give him pointers on how to tell brown people to piss off in Spanish.

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