find out if he is gay or lesbian. Trifecta!
I think I have a solution for Eduardo Gonzalez-Rios and Obama. Eduardo could "self-identify" as a woman, simply trapped in a man's body (and so discriminated against in this sexist, patriarchal society.) Essentially he is lesbian. Then, once granted DREAMER status, he could still have relationships with women, because he really is a lesbian. And you got the Obama Trifecta: Illegal, Attacks Cops, and Homosexual!