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Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #300 on: May 03, 2016, 02:28:13 AM »
heh heh, i have to say, that was indeed a collection of mouth breathers.  i don't know why cruz was wasting his time with them.

"indiana don't want yeewww."  derp.

The part that was most baffling was the man`s belief that Cruz would somehow be detrimental to his 2nd amendment rights. Cruz`s forte was defending the 2nd amendment in front of the USSC, for God`s sake.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #301 on: May 03, 2016, 03:14:11 AM »
Cruz is a patient man. I don`t know how he does it. God bless him. Here he actually attempts to communicate with a small band of rude, obnoxious, lowbrow, Drumpf mouth-breathers.

Spare me.  Cruz is as dishonest as Trump says he is (both seem to be pathological liars.)  Cruz is the personification of the 'chicken little'  fable.  Even when he tells the truth, seemingly nobody but his supporters believe him anymore.

Also, Cruz is going to lose Indiana tomorrow to Trump by at least 10%.  It's not because Trump is doing so much better but because many voters who oppose him seem to have individually given up at the same time and turnout in Republican Primaries has declined from its initial high levels.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #302 on: May 03, 2016, 06:51:57 AM »


Reptilians confirmed.


Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #303 on: May 03, 2016, 03:23:14 PM »
Oooo Teddy, you got some esplainin' to do...

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Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #304 on: May 03, 2016, 05:09:24 PM »
Oooo Teddy, you got some esplainin' to do...
Watch out Trump! :o    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #305 on: May 03, 2016, 07:46:56 PM »
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, creep.  But like herpes, you'll be back.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #306 on: May 03, 2016, 07:47:33 PM »
b-b-b-b-but god said cruz would be president

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #307 on: May 03, 2016, 08:06:20 PM »
I see Cruz attempting to resurrect the Tea Party as the Conservative Party; maybe the Christian Conservative Party.  Maybe even to run for Prez this year. 



Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #310 on: May 03, 2016, 08:10:31 PM »
Off to obscurity with this guy never to return to relevance.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #311 on: May 03, 2016, 08:12:38 PM »
DiscombobulaTED

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #312 on: May 03, 2016, 08:29:58 PM »
LOL @ the shouts of no.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #313 on: May 03, 2016, 08:33:54 PM »
LOL @ the shouts of no.

It warmed my heart when I heard the screaming.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #314 on: May 03, 2016, 08:41:03 PM »

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #315 on: May 03, 2016, 08:47:52 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3571621/Ted-Cruz-uncorks-furious-tirade-Trump-sleaze-lies-rips-rival-serial-philanderer-brings-quote-battling-Venereal-Disease-says-nation-staring-abyss.html

And now, for next week's news today!

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Cruz calling someone else a narcissist. That's rich.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #316 on: May 03, 2016, 09:31:31 PM »

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #317 on: May 03, 2016, 10:36:30 PM »

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #318 on: May 03, 2016, 10:38:41 PM »
Instant collectible...

https://store.tedcruz.org/product/cruz-fiorina-navy-t-shirt/

Carly Fiorina lost the same election twice, Impressive!

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #319 on: May 04, 2016, 03:33:32 AM »
LOL @ the shouts of no.

heh heh, it was so rigid and forced.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #320 on: May 04, 2016, 04:24:47 AM »
heh heh, it was so rigid and forced.

That elbow?

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #321 on: May 04, 2016, 09:57:45 AM »
That elbow?

Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #322 on: May 04, 2016, 10:08:25 AM »
Leave Ted alone!

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #323 on: May 04, 2016, 12:29:16 PM »
Ted Cruz is a loathsome and creepy person.  His followers are like some weird cult, as creepy and loathsome as Ted Cruz himself.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #324 on: May 04, 2016, 12:46:25 PM »
I hope this defeat spells the end of Darling Teddy from a second run in the future, but I doubt it.  I suspect he will continue to be his charming and effective self in the Senate, scolding others, orchestrating doomed and short-sighted shutdowns, and pontificating piously to any camera or audience before him.  Ugh.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #325 on: May 04, 2016, 12:51:41 PM »
I hope this defeat spells the end of Darling Teddy from a second run in the future, but I doubt it.  I suspect he will continue to be his charming and effective self in the Senate, scolding others, orchestrating doomed and short-sighted shutdowns, and pontificating piously to any camera or audience before him.  Ugh.
No way. He's a egomaniac with a Messiah complex and now he has a national network.  Even if TX dumps him in '18, he will be with us for a long time.  I'd bet he's already planning for 2020, if not a 3rd Party run this year.  He never mentioned the Republican Party in his loser speech.  A political cockroach who'll keep rising from the rug.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #326 on: May 04, 2016, 01:09:47 PM »
I find it amazing this hasn't been posted here yet.  Looks like he caught his dad too.  Maybe carelessness, but I doubt intentional.

Ted Cruz punches and elbows his wife after losing in Indiana... by accident.


Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #327 on: May 04, 2016, 01:26:33 PM »
I hope this defeat spells the end of Darling Teddy from a second run in the future, but I doubt it.  I suspect he will continue to be his charming and effective self in the Senate, scolding others, orchestrating doomed and short-sighted shutdowns, and pontificating piously to any camera or audience before him.  Ugh.

Ted Cruz will definitely run, he can't achieve an erection unless thinking about God wanting him to have some sort of political power.

Well that, and probably beating his young female children for misbehaving.  You know he looks forward to his young female children misbehaving so he can beat them for punishment.  Someone like that can only get his little misformed penis hard that way.

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #328 on: May 04, 2016, 06:29:40 PM »
Ted Cruz will definitely run, he can't achieve an erection unless thinking about God wanting him to have some sort of political power.

Well that, and probably beating his young female children for misbehaving.  You know he looks forward to his young female children misbehaving so he can beat them for punishment.  Someone like that can only get his little misformed penis hard that way.
Not a Cruz fan- but who knew? :o

Re: Ted Cruz
« Reply #329 on: May 04, 2016, 09:04:48 PM »
Watching the news I really think Child Protective Services should make a safety check on the children of Ted and Heidi Cruz.  You know Ted Cruz is sitting there with a belt in his hand watching his young children like a hawk, just waiting for them to mess up so he can beat them and assault them in order for Ted Cruz to feel like a big man.