Author Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))  (Read 10765 times)

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Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #90 on: September 01, 2016, 11:21:59 PM »


Your best post yet!

Is this your dog, Jack?

#isthisyourdog  #holdmeimscared


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #91 on: September 01, 2016, 11:34:54 PM »
Court Luv, anyone>?



mmm'diot!

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #92 on: September 01, 2016, 11:40:22 PM »
After all, it was you and me.

isn't that from a song by dreihunderttausend verschiedene krawalle?


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #93 on: September 02, 2016, 12:17:22 AM »
isn't that from a song by dreihunderttausend verschiedene krawalle?

No, it was something I saw written over a glory hole.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #94 on: September 02, 2016, 11:42:56 AM »

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #95 on: September 02, 2016, 07:13:14 PM »


What I love about your new posting style is that you deliver the same value as before while managing to eliminate the stupid parts.

"...a marvelous ability to place any world happening in a larger context, which seemed to give the event additional meaning, but his thinking was schematic, lacking factual detail and depth."

Like two peas in a pod.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #96 on: September 02, 2016, 07:19:26 PM »

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #97 on: September 03, 2016, 01:05:12 AM »
i keep reading this thread title as:

jackstar is single asian.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #98 on: September 03, 2016, 05:13:34 AM »
i keep reading this thread title as:

jackstar is single asian.

Wow! That's quite the mullet, son...er, I mean ma'am.  ;)

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #99 on: September 03, 2016, 05:17:33 AM »
Jackstar, I should be your wingman. You can even be Maverick! I'll be Goose. Our conquests will become the stuff of legends!  We'll need to take the highway to the danger zone though, so maybe you should drive. ;D

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #100 on: September 03, 2016, 05:25:38 AM »
i keep reading this thread title as:

jackstar is single asian.

I keep reading it as

jackstar is single 42 a virgin meth addict and paranoid retard hey ladies the line forms here

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #101 on: September 03, 2016, 05:35:27 AM »
I keep reading it as

jackstar is single 42 a virgin meth addict and paranoid retard hey ladies the line forms here
everyone keeps dissing on meth. That stuff gives you a 2 week window when you will never look sexier

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #102 on: September 03, 2016, 11:19:11 AM »
everyone keeps dissing on meth. That stuff gives you a 2 week window when you will never look sexier

 :o

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #103 on: September 03, 2016, 04:22:14 PM »

Is this your dog?
« Reply #104 on: September 03, 2016, 06:40:38 PM »
wishing he were young and pretty again

He sure likes that poster of you

#isthisyourdog  #noairplanehitthisphag




Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #105 on: September 04, 2016, 08:09:37 AM »
"and then those planes went mrrrnneeeewwwww reeeeeeoooowww pew pew"


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #106 on: September 04, 2016, 09:55:57 AM »

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #107 on: September 04, 2016, 10:29:02 AM »


"This video contains content from Studiocanal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. "

#FAILFAG  #isthisyourdog

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #108 on: September 04, 2016, 10:31:18 AM »
"This video contains content from Studiocanal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. "

Try a book.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #109 on: September 04, 2016, 11:01:31 AM »
Try a book.

Is this your dog?

#isthisyourdog


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #110 on: September 04, 2016, 11:03:39 AM »
You're welcome to start posting all the compelling arguments found therein.

What are you waiting for? Christmas??

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #111 on: September 04, 2016, 04:53:23 PM »
Is this your dog?

#isthisyourdog



Mmm...forward by John McCain...now there's a trustworthy source.  ::) :P

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #112 on: September 14, 2016, 11:27:48 PM »
I just came

That's where you lost me.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #113 on: September 18, 2016, 09:41:14 AM »
"There WAS an inside job.  There was, THERE WAS, THEREWASTHEREWASTHERE W A S !!!1!"


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #114 on: September 18, 2016, 02:03:03 PM »
"There WAS an inside job.  There was, THERE WAS, THEREWASTHEREWASTHERE W A S !!!1!"



Glad you finally came to your senses.  :)

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #115 on: September 18, 2016, 06:51:25 PM »
I don't know what "inside job" even means in this context.

Look at him, trying to use his Illuminati buzz-words on us, it's adorable.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #116 on: September 18, 2016, 07:08:24 PM »
I don't know what "inside job" even means in this context.

Look at him, trying to use his Illuminati buzz-words on us, it's adorable.

I know. It's gotten so lame it's like they're all a bunch of ventriloquists who don't even bother to try to throw their voices anymore. They just give you a real intimidating look, point downward and say, "Don't look at me, pal! Look at the dummy!" It's still kinda funny but falls under that it's so bad it's good category now.  ;)

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #117 on: November 27, 2016, 05:32:33 PM »

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #118 on: November 27, 2016, 07:33:47 PM »
"There WAS an inside job.  There was, THERE WAS, THEREWASTHEREWASTHERE W A S !!!1!"

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

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> "No."

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> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Have you seen this clip of the Building 7 collapse?"
> "No."

> "Do you have any idea how imbecilic you appear to be now?"
> "No."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4dCnYhbsgs&feature=youtu.be&t=549



Sorry to cut you off--I wish we had more time.


You heard it here first.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #119 on: November 29, 2016, 05:47:33 PM »
You heard it here first.

(With apologies to Beauty and the Beast)



No...one...TWERKS like Jackstar

makes it WORK like Jackstar

No one drops down dat booty and jerks like Jackstar

He be up in da club with that ASS...GYRATING...

My, he so fly, that Jackstar