Author Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))  (Read 10782 times)

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Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #180 on: January 25, 2017, 08:52:53 PM »



I feel like you people aren't doing the required reading for this course.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #181 on: February 08, 2017, 12:11:54 PM »
I can't talk about the date I just made for Valentine's Day, because it would be a violation of Federal law.

You might wonder why that might actually stop me this time, and the answer is--she's just that hot. Wish me luck, Neckbeards!

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« Reply #182 on: February 10, 2017, 10:34:22 AM »










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« Reply #183 on: February 13, 2017, 02:21:55 AM »



This will all end in tears, I just know it.


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« Reply #185 on: March 10, 2017, 01:51:51 AM »



Astute, attentive viewers will note that this woman is The Keymaster.

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« Reply #186 on: March 10, 2017, 02:03:19 AM »

Astute, attentive viewers will note that this woman is The Keymaster.




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« Reply #188 on: March 10, 2017, 09:53:40 AM »
with the way JACKSTAR writes I can image he bores woman to regection lol.

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« Reply #189 on: March 10, 2017, 10:55:11 AM »
with the way JACKSTAR writes I can image he bores woman to regection lol.

I prefer boring women to orgasm.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #190 on: March 10, 2017, 12:06:10 PM »
Have you considered asexual reproduction?  A chainsaw may work.


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« Reply #192 on: March 11, 2017, 01:14:29 PM »
Have you considered asexual reproduction?

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I am a prototype for a much larger chainsaw.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #193 on: March 13, 2017, 02:14:37 AM »
much larger chainsaw.





Those of you who feel like you are missing part of the larger part of the larger part of the larger story here, are correct.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #194 on: March 13, 2017, 04:17:50 AM »



In the fantasy world that I inhabit, some hot chick who wasn't wearing a burka was very appreciative towards me after I shared this video with her.



The rest of you can rot in fucking Hell.

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« Reply #195 on: March 13, 2017, 04:28:28 AM »
The rest of you can rot in fucking Hell.

Coincidentally, this is what I say every time immediately after orgasm.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #196 on: March 13, 2017, 06:10:44 AM »
So you've never said it.

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« Reply #197 on: March 13, 2017, 06:18:00 AM »

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #198 on: March 13, 2017, 02:06:11 PM »
So you've never said it.

To be fair, at this point, I can no longer remember any of my orgasms, so this ijit may have a point.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #199 on: March 25, 2017, 02:01:16 PM »

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« Reply #200 on: March 25, 2017, 02:21:14 PM »

No mention of the BP oil rig "accident?"  Hmm?

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« Reply #201 on: March 26, 2017, 03:06:04 AM »
the BP oil rig "accident?"


I'll be honest--I had not yet thought to even take the time to wonder if that event and my successions of serial monogamies had possessed any correlation. Since you brought it up, what the hell, I'll check my datebook the next time I am that inspired.

I did, in fact, decide to dump my ex- on the night before the Tōhoku earthquake (I am not joking here), so I suppose that it might be worth the research.

Still, I prefer to look forward. Where's my Guns & Ammo?

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« Reply #202 on: March 27, 2017, 10:44:07 PM »

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« Reply #203 on: March 28, 2017, 05:32:10 PM »

I'll be honest--I had not yet thought to even take the time to wonder if that event and my successions of serial monogamies had possessed any correlation. Since you brought it up, what the hell, I'll check my datebook the next time I am that inspired.

I did, in fact, decide to dump my ex- on the night before the Tōhoku earthquake (I am not joking here), so I suppose that it might be worth the research.

Still, I prefer to look forward. Where's my Guns & Ammo?
How the hell should I know?  Don't you keep a stack of them in the bathroom so you have something to read when you're taking a dump? 

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #204 on: March 28, 2017, 05:37:57 PM »



How the hell should I know?

How many of the Seven Deadly Sins can you name by heart? Asking for a... game show.

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« Reply #205 on: March 28, 2017, 08:04:00 PM »
How many of the Seven Deadly Sins can you name by heart? Asking for a... game show.
Let's see, um.  Oh!  No coloring outside the lines, or on the front of the coloring book (coloring on the back is a sin, just not a deadly one).  No switching Ken and Barbie Doll heads.  Um, oh yeah.  No smoking in a fireworks factory.
How'm I doin'? ::)

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« Reply #206 on: March 28, 2017, 08:16:38 PM »
Let's see, um.  Oh!  No coloring outside the lines, or on the front of the coloring book (coloring on the back is a sin, just not a deadly one). No switching Ken and Barbie Doll heads.  Um, oh yeah.  No smoking in a fireworks factory.
How'm I doin'? ::)

Since when?
'Nobody told me.
All mine are switched.


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« Reply #208 on: March 29, 2017, 12:14:33 AM »

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« Reply #209 on: March 29, 2017, 12:21:22 AM »