Author Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))  (Read 8744 times)

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Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #150 on: December 01, 2016, 01:15:58 AM »
Ladies,

You may wonder why I am not fifty points ahead already.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #151 on: December 01, 2016, 01:17:48 AM »
Ladies,

You may wonder why I am not fifty points ahead already.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #152 on: December 01, 2016, 01:20:46 AM »


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #153 on: December 01, 2016, 07:41:17 AM »
narcissim

The City of Goddamn Queer
Population: you

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #154 on: December 02, 2016, 02:43:26 PM »
The City of Goddamn Queer
Population: you

If just one boxcutter beguiles you, how did nineteen seem compelling?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #155 on: December 03, 2016, 11:38:24 AM »
If just one boxcutter beguiles you, how did nineteen seem compelling?



Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #156 on: December 03, 2016, 09:02:00 PM »
If just one boxcutter beguiles you,




Let us all know when you've figured it out, Tex.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #157 on: December 03, 2016, 09:03:09 PM »



Let us all know when you've figured it out, Tex.

I wouldn't hold your breath. Apparently, he doesn't even know how to do a screen capture.  ::) :D

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #158 on: December 03, 2016, 09:20:09 PM »
I wouldn't hold your breath.

I wouldn't hold yours either! Wait... is it a portal?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #159 on: December 03, 2016, 09:22:00 PM »
I wouldn't hold yours either! Wait... is it a portal?

My breath?!  ???

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #160 on: December 03, 2016, 09:57:50 PM »
My breath?!  ???

Your hot breath or your hot fazoozle.  The order matters not, all roads lead to Goddamn Queerville with Jackie.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #161 on: December 03, 2016, 10:13:00 PM »
I wouldn't hold yours either! Wait... is it a portal?


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #162 on: December 04, 2016, 12:24:07 AM »

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #163 on: December 04, 2016, 09:17:26 AM »
Jack wipes his ass with one dollar bills


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #164 on: December 04, 2016, 12:54:11 PM »



Let us all know when you've figured it out, Tex.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #166 on: December 07, 2016, 12:17:52 AM »

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« Reply #167 on: December 07, 2016, 12:25:49 AM »

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« Reply #168 on: December 07, 2016, 07:12:22 AM »




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« Reply #169 on: December 07, 2016, 10:00:49 AM »
*frantically updates résumé*

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« Reply #170 on: December 07, 2016, 11:23:20 AM »
*frantically updates résumé*

See if you can get your doctor to write you a prescription for two testicles.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #171 on: December 07, 2016, 12:39:03 PM »
Men don't need a prescription for those. That's just a story your mother stopped your whining with.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #172 on: December 07, 2016, 01:09:14 PM »
Men don't need a prescription for those. That's just a story your mother stopped your whining with.

You can get these over-the-counter.  Think about it.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #173 on: December 26, 2016, 04:22:37 PM »

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #174 on: December 29, 2016, 03:58:37 PM »
You can get these over-the-counter.  Think about it.



Oh look Jackie, the friend with the suit and the empty hand is penis waiving 'tard.  The hand should have a bottle of Scotch to celebrate being fired.  Again.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #175 on: January 10, 2017, 04:17:16 AM »
I'm not as good as I once was.
Love is a word that equals abuse.
Commitment means only until you find someone you want to fuck more.
Trust is a word that's used to describe the lies you don't want to admit.

Naw.
After Jackstar?
I'm pretty broke-in.

As for in bed?  His bed performance is amazing when he's not focusing on himself.

HINT:  How often to you see Jackstar NOT focusing on himself, his idea's, his issues, his problems, his viewpoint.... etc, etc, etc....







Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #176 on: January 10, 2017, 10:43:26 AM »
So you can't find a girlfriend. In Sean Connery voice: "Shocking."

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #177 on: January 10, 2017, 10:51:06 AM »
Oh Jacky, you're far too modest posting that from your ex. What about her posts of her naming you? The ones where she said you fucked with her head? C'mon, be candid.

Because of Jackstar I understand cutting.
And burning.
And all kinds of self mutilation.

True story.  Ask my ex shrink.


Get rid of the voice.
I am offended.
I feel stalked.

I think it should be bann worthy.
Remove it.
 
As far as I know, I didn't post my phone number, OR give him permission to.

You guys wanted a reason?
He gave you one.

You seen a real picture of Jackstar?
*giggles*
There's a joke.
Balding.  Overweight.  Pale.  Moobs.

TRUTH.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #178 on: January 25, 2017, 07:39:11 PM »


You can imagine my disappointment.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #179 on: January 25, 2017, 08:42:05 PM »



I can't tell by the reflection. Is this the same guy selling the tea kettle on ebay?