Author Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))  (Read 10177 times)

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Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #120 on: November 29, 2016, 07:43:02 PM »
You may have heard it here first--but come on, you knew.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #121 on: November 29, 2016, 08:10:57 PM »
You may have heard it here first--but come on, you knew.

That you're a tweaker, yes.  That you're a twerker, no.

I for one can't wait to catch your act, sugarbuns.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #122 on: November 29, 2016, 08:25:24 PM »
a tweaker

That's legal here too. So jelly.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2016, 08:38:05 AM »

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2016, 12:17:30 PM »
Perhaps you think I'm kidding. That's cute.

Portland is a hell of a town.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #125 on: November 30, 2016, 02:43:12 PM »
Jackstar is totally queer.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #126 on: November 30, 2016, 03:00:57 PM »
Perhaps you think I'm kidding. That's cute.

Portland is a hell of a town.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #127 on: November 30, 2016, 03:08:25 PM »
"the most faggy Got-damned thing I've ever seen"


Is that it? Did I get the quote right? Or just you? I don't want to search that again, I'm over quota.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #129 on: November 30, 2016, 03:09:27 PM »
"the most faggy Got-damned thing I've ever seen"


Is that it? Did I get the quote right? Or just you? I don't want to search that again, I'm over quota.

Pretty damn close.  You have a pretty decent memory for a tweaker.  "Got bless you Jackstar"




Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #133 on: November 30, 2016, 04:57:42 PM »
Disclosure time: I tried to fake an orgasm once. Once. Predictable results. Scarred for life.


... but, at least I never believed that nineteen jihadis with boxcutters (lol) were able to shut down NORAD

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #134 on: November 30, 2016, 05:00:50 PM »
Disclosure time: I tried to fake an orgasm once. Once. Predictable results. Scarred for life.


... but, at least I never believed that nineteen jihadis with boxcutters (lol) were able to shut down NORAD


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #135 on: November 30, 2016, 05:05:34 PM »
Disclosure time: I tried to fake an orgasm once. Once. Predictable results. Scarred for life.


I've faked at least five that I remember.  You have to make your cock dance.  It's easy.

Oh, and the second part you posted...well...yeah.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #136 on: November 30, 2016, 05:17:33 PM »
I've faked at least five that I remember.

Is it really faking at this point? I've never been married, so my lack of understanding is incalculable.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #137 on: November 30, 2016, 05:34:04 PM »
Is it really faking at this point? I've never been married, so my lack of understanding is incalculable.

Marriage has nothing to do with it.  Make it dance.  Look intensely into her eyes.  She will ask you a question.  Answer it.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #138 on: November 30, 2016, 05:35:54 PM »
She will ask you a question.  Answer it.

Obviously I've already told her who killed Kennedy or we wouldn't be at this point anyway.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #139 on: November 30, 2016, 05:42:26 PM »
Disclosure time: I tried to fake an orgasm once.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #140 on: November 30, 2016, 05:42:51 PM »
Obviously I've already told her who killed Kennedy or we wouldn't be at this point anyway.

After all, it was you and me.

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #141 on: November 30, 2016, 05:44:16 PM »
She will ask you a question.  Answer it.

"Oh, some dick on the Internet named Jackstar.  Go back to sleep."

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #142 on: November 30, 2016, 07:09:14 PM »
I don't name my body parts. What are you people, animals?

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #143 on: November 30, 2016, 08:48:07 PM »
I don't name my body parts. What are you people, animals?


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« Reply #144 on: November 30, 2016, 09:58:31 PM »


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #146 on: November 30, 2016, 11:47:53 PM »
Perhaps you think I'm kidding. That's cute.

Portland is a hell of a town.

*Channels Bette Davis*    "What a dump!"

Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #147 on: December 01, 2016, 12:26:04 AM »
*Channels Bette Davis*    "What a dump!"

Goddamn queer.


Re: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #149 on: December 01, 2016, 01:06:06 AM »
Your request granted.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

Jack wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on his face.