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Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #270 on: May 17, 2011, 05:59:44 PM »
Looks like a myspace page.

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #271 on: May 18, 2011, 03:02:50 AM »
That sounds... original.


I know this isn't a web-site about good writing or perceptions
of what good writing is.

But that retort by Orange is about the funniest, most
well crafted sentences this child has read.

Makes me want to try this terseness thang. Dang! missed it.
Still verbose.

Excellent retort Orange. Just wanted you to know. Damn!

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #272 on: May 18, 2011, 03:13:26 AM »
i just took a serious look at hoaglands website (and by "serious" i mean more than ten seconds).  i have never seen a more steamy pile of shit than this. 

when you arrive at the site, as if it were 1998, the first thing you notice is the need to SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL...

not to mention the dead links, out of date articles and references, and general ass-hattery.  hoagland's website made ME feel embarrassed FOR him.

Ha! Just when one thinks terseness is the best of humor!

Oh gawd! I almost pissed myself laughing at that post
Michael!

Not just a 'scroll, scroll' and ellipses! But an entire
paragraph of scrolls!

I just want to mention: I've been assiduously perviewing
this sites many different pages.  What an incredible
amount of stuff has been going on here!

Utterly amazing.

All smart-ass comments aside: I'm awed. r.


Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #273 on: May 31, 2011, 12:41:06 AM »
Good God Almighty!  :o

Is it just me or has Coast turned into a self-promoting forum for Dick C. Hoagie and his wacky wife, "Dr." Robin Falkov?  Tonight (5/31), Snoory ran through his usual pre-show news reporting schtick breaking in to personally speak to BOTH of these nuts!  The show might as well be divided equally between Snoory, Linda Moulton Foul, and the Hoagies.  Apparently, Snoory will endorse any product if the price is right as he's now touting the P90X fitness system.  His exact quote, "If I can do it, anyone can do it".  George Noory into P90X?  Has he totally LOST his mind?!?  This is truly a gem!

Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #274 on: June 16, 2011, 12:54:39 AM »
Hoagland complained about "fear porn". Griping about fear porn on Coast To Coast is like griping about greed at Goldman Sachs. Coast sells more "porn" than Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt combined. It's even *less* tasteful than Screw. Noory played a long clip from NASA's retiring boss. He said that it's good to prepare for calamities and emergencies, as he just talked to the authorities about such things. I bet that George had an orgasm (doomgasm) when he first heard that clip, his dark imagination conjuring fantasies of asteroids destroying Earth. You just know that he immediately jumped to the worst possible conclusion.   

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #275 on: June 16, 2011, 12:33:40 PM »


Abductions
Black Holes
Chemtrails
Devil Worshippers
Exorcism
Flus
Ghosts
HAARP
Intelligent Computers
Jesus Clones
Kim Jong-Il
Lizard People
Men in Black
Nuclear Annihilation
Occult
Planet X
Quickening
Radiation
Solar Flares
Terrorism
Underground Bases
Volcanoes
World War III
Xists
Y2K
Zombies

What's to fear?

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #276 on: June 16, 2011, 01:57:20 PM »

Abductions
Black Holes
Chemtrails
Devil Worshippers
Exorcism
Flus
Ghosts
HAARP
Intelligent Computers
Jesus Clones
Kim Jong-Il
Lizard People
Men in Black
Nuclear Annihilation
Occult
Planet X
Quickening
Radiation
Solar Flares
Terrorism
Underground Bases
Volcanoes
World War III
Xists
Y2K
Zombies

What's to fear?

     Oh c'mon, I mean other than those 26 examples, the show is full of rational,grounded people of pristine ethical principles.

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #277 on: June 16, 2011, 09:15:35 PM »

Abductions
Black Holes
Chemtrails
Devil Worshippers
Exorcism
Flus
Ghosts
HAARP
Intelligent Computers
Jesus Clones
Kim Jong-Il
Lizard People
Men in Black
Nuclear Annihilation
Occult
Planet X
Quickening
Radiation
Solar Flares
Terrorism
Underground Bases
Volcanoes
World War III
Xists
Y2K
Zombies

What's to fear?

Thank you for remembering to include my two worst fears.

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #278 on: June 16, 2011, 10:36:10 PM »
That's a good alphabetical list of fear porn centerfolds, Art. My guess is that Miss November will be an asteroid.

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #279 on: June 21, 2011, 05:36:58 PM »
What's to fear?

Climate change and peak oil.

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #280 on: June 21, 2011, 07:07:01 PM »

Abductions
Black Holes
Chemtrails
Devil Worshippers
Exorcism
Flus
Ghosts
HAARP
Intelligent Computers
Jesus Clones
Kim Jong-Il
Lizard People
Men in Black
Nuclear Annihilation
Occult
Planet X
Quickening
Radiation
Solar Flares
Terrorism
Underground Bases
Volcanoes
World War III
Xists
Y2K
Zombies

What's to fear?

You forgot 2012, George's favorite "go to" girl.

Stock up on E-Foods and Gold.

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #281 on: June 21, 2011, 08:04:23 PM »
You forgot 2012, George's favorite "go to" girl.

Stock up on E-Foods and Gold.
"its a cycle"  ... George Noory

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #282 on: June 25, 2011, 08:16:12 AM »
I think he's neither. Although crazy as a shithouse rat, the man is sharp. It has to be a money and attention ploy and him grabbing on to whatever idiocy he may be able to apply hyperdimensional colon torsioning physics to and maybe spring a buck from a Barnum sucker along the way. I'm half concerned he's baiting for someone to get into a lawsuit with. He's a crafty doucher..has to be to maintain that solid hair helmet for the last half century. To Hell with the tinfoil hat, that crown probably deters radiation.
Anyways those are just thoughts. Hoagland totally sucks and i look forward to participating in this outstanding forum on many more occasions in the future. I have been cleaning up vomit for the last half hour after laughing my Noory off seeing an avatar of Noory and Hoagland in a very nude, very gay pose.

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #283 on: June 25, 2011, 01:40:00 PM »
Welcome General Johnson!

And, your avatar looks like Hoagland's yelling at me to make him a sammich.  *swoon*

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #284 on: June 26, 2011, 01:41:16 AM »
Does anyone have any references regarding Hoagland claiming we went to Iraq because of an extra-terrestrial connection to Saddam?

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #285 on: June 26, 2011, 01:55:58 AM »
Don't recall that by Hoagland.
However another frequent c2c guest, William Henry, often speculated about buried ancient stargates in Iraq that Sadaam was trying to activate!

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #286 on: June 26, 2011, 03:45:23 PM »
Don't recall that by Hoagland.
However another frequent c2c guest, William Henry, often speculated about buried ancient stargates in Iraq that Sadaam was trying to activate!
so SG-1 is a documentary?  that seems reasonable

HA!!!!

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #287 on: June 27, 2011, 07:37:48 AM »
so SG-1 is a documentary?  that seems reasonable

HA!!!!


I knew there was reason I liked SG-1.

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #288 on: June 27, 2011, 07:53:55 AM »
my favorite Stargate is SGU.  sucks that the series got cancelled

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #289 on: June 27, 2011, 07:55:06 AM »
Don't recall that by Hoagland.
However another frequent c2c guest, William Henry, often speculated about buried ancient stargates in Iraq that Sadaam was trying to activate!

 
I think he activated one at his execution.  As the lever was pulled his feet fell through the open gate and he saw stars. 

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #290 on: June 27, 2011, 07:06:12 PM »

 
I think he activated one at his execution.  As the lever was pulled his feet fell through the open gate and he saw stars.

And just BEFORE the lever was pulled, he screamed "Go to Hell!"  Hmm . . . wonder where the activated stargate goes?

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #291 on: June 27, 2011, 07:32:16 PM »
And just BEFORE the lever was pulled, he screamed "Go to Hell!"  Hmm . . . wonder where the activated stargate goes?
could be a BLACK HOLE!  ;D

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #292 on: June 29, 2011, 04:02:32 PM »
I also can substantiate your claims on Hoagland mentioning fear porn. He was quite serious about fear porn, and went on to relate how fear porn was responsible for the Hale-Bopp comet hoax and subsequent suicides..then Hoagland went on to talk about how comet Elenin approaching Earth presently is actually a UFO.
What in THE fuck???

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #293 on: June 30, 2011, 01:44:36 AM »
I also can substantiate your claims on Hoagland mentioning fear porn. He was quite serious about fear porn, and went on to relate how fear porn was responsible for the Hale-Bopp comet hoax and subsequent suicides..then Hoagland went on to talk about how comet Elenin approaching Earth presently is actually a UFO.
What in THE fuck???

It's not electricity or gravity that binds the universe. It's irony. Hoagland's comment proves it. Let's hope that no one starts an Elenin cult.

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #294 on: July 07, 2011, 01:18:08 PM »
Amen, and don't forget that most of C2C's advertising is fear based, too. Buy gold because the dollar is going to be worthless. Buy a crank-powered radio for weather emergencies. Buy storable food in anticipation of catastrophic events.

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #295 on: July 08, 2011, 12:15:06 AM »
Amen, and don't forget that most of C2C's advertising is fear based, too. Buy gold because the dollar is going to be worthless. Buy a crank-powered radio for weather emergencies. Buy storable food in anticipation of catastrophic events.

And an "amen" to you. You often can judge a show by its sponsors, and Coast's ads speak volumes on the mood and tone of the show. Brother Michael Dimond's ads spread their own kind of fear too. Join his "seddy" sect, or miss the chance to go to Heaven.

Re: Coast Is "Fear Porn"
« Reply #296 on: July 09, 2011, 09:02:13 PM »
AM Talk is basically aimed at conservatives, who traffic in fear.  Add to that the assumption that the topics on Coast appeal to a "fringe" population and things make sense.  But the funny thing is I find the fear porn topics to be the least interesting . . . while the ones that offer hope in some form or another far, far more engaging . . . and I'm not talking about some fantasy hope of some long-forgotten alien race returning to Earth or something but the ones that suggest things like the plausibility of life after death or that in spite of economic hardships things will turn a good corner.

I do think that George spends way too much time babbling about 1960s era fears . . . somebody mentions something about Russians and here comes George spouting off some warning about weapons of mass destruction.  I'd like to hear him take a big step into the 20th century and talk about the things that are more likely, like our businesses and politicians screwing us  because borders don't really exist any more.

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #297 on: July 21, 2011, 02:59:55 AM »
...can't sleep, turned on c2c.

7/21/11 3:46am est  -  Hoagland says he has 19,000 friends on Facebook...

Doesn't Facebook have a 5,000 limit?

....George Noory sucks and Hoagland too.  Turning on an audiobook and turning off the radio...

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #298 on: July 21, 2011, 03:28:36 AM »
...can't sleep, turned on c2c.

7/21/11 3:46am est  -  Hoagland says he has 19,000 friends on Facebook...

Replace the comma with a decimal point and you'll likely be closer to the truth.

Re: Is Richard C. Hoagland 100% delusional or only 99%?
« Reply #299 on: July 21, 2011, 05:17:52 AM »
...grabbing on to whatever idiocy he may be able to apply hyperdimensional colon torsioning physics to

"Robin! Honey, come in here, quick!"
"Yes dear, what is it Richard C.?"
"Look, right there, at 9 o'clock. Do you see what I see?"
"Ummm...it's a turd, Sweetie..."
"Look CLOSELY Robin! See it? It's a PYRAMID!"
"Oh Richard..." (swussshhhhh)
"HONEY NOOO!!!!!!!!!
"I'm sorry Rickey, but I had to. I will NOT have you posting photos of POO on The Enterprise."
"But it was a hyperdimensional...."
"Honey, come to bed."