Author Mr. Fidget  (Read 122562 times)

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Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #180 on: May 22, 2014, 07:14:26 PM »
I don't really understand what aliens have to do with bicycle parts. Probably a lame attempt at making it paranormal to get Art's attention. "Look Art, aliens! Can I be back on your show?"

I think this is the comic book he sent Art in the first place, or could be an obsession of the artist... got a friend of mine who has a character he draws frequently in his work...

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #181 on: May 22, 2014, 08:06:16 PM »
    Indeed this is the comic book I sent to Art. The artist is incredibly talented. He is the most over the top artist artist I've ever met. An incredibly unusual person I'm honored to have met. He drew all this over a meal, in a restaurant. I don't care for "corn relish" and when I said that to the waitress, thus the comment in the comic.
   In spite of the back and forth here, I have sincerely tried to address each question the best I could.
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Mr. Fidget

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #182 on: May 22, 2014, 08:43:34 PM »
I don't really understand what aliens have to do with bicycle parts. Probably a lame attempt at making it paranormal to get Art's attention. "Look Art, aliens! Can I be back on your show?"

I'm starting to think it's all part of some bizarre fetish.


Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #183 on: May 22, 2014, 08:49:54 PM »
I feel like I am watching you all kick a thalidomide baby. It's gonna get mean, you know.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #184 on: May 22, 2014, 08:54:44 PM »
    Indeed this is the comic book I sent to Art. The artist is incredibly talented.

Hes ok.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #185 on: May 22, 2014, 09:09:38 PM »
Jaz

Let's just say I have a bad reaction to metal touching my flesh. Makes robo-sex difficult.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #186 on: May 22, 2014, 09:19:51 PM »
In spite of how sexy polished chrome is, one really should use cock rings made out of strong, flexible hypo-allergenic composite materials.

Really.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #187 on: May 22, 2014, 10:26:05 PM »
Why this thread? It's like that kid that bumped into you in the lunch line in junior high decided to make a federal case out of it. And again I ask ... why this thread?

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #188 on: May 23, 2014, 04:08:58 AM »







   One day three years after all this I saw someone waiting for the bus, an activity well suited for fidgeting. I offered him a free fidget, he was amazed. Not because I offered him a fidget, it was because he had sent me $5 three years before. For whatever reason the universe made it happen that way. I consider that to be one of the most amazing "coincidences" I've  ever experienced.

Mr. Fidget


Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #189 on: May 23, 2014, 04:12:13 AM »
   One day three years after all this I saw someone waiting for the bus, an activity well suited for fidgeting. I offered him a free fidget, he was amazed. Not because I offered him a fidget, it was because he had sent me $5 three years before. For whatever reason the universe made it happen that way. I consider that to be one of the most amazing "coincidences" I've  ever experienced.

Mr. Fidget

Perhaps it was just synchronicity. There are no coincidences. How many more coincidences until you are square with the universe and more importantly with the people you ripped off? Karma being a bitch and all that.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #190 on: May 23, 2014, 04:28:06 AM »
Caveat emptor.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #191 on: May 23, 2014, 04:45:57 AM »
Caveat emptor.

more like, emptorem habet ut

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #192 on: May 23, 2014, 04:47:58 AM »
Voidus bowelus stinkalotus

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #193 on: May 23, 2014, 05:31:58 AM »
Let's not get all cerebral here.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #194 on: May 23, 2014, 05:56:13 AM »
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No results found for "emptorem habet ut".

Didn't finding a search query that Google only returned one result for, be like, a thing?

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #195 on: May 23, 2014, 06:07:55 AM »
   It was a long journey between what happened and understanding it all. In 2000 I had all my proof, the policeman was fired for similar actions in other cases. The rules were changed to prevent further such occurrences. The conclusion of the Citizen's Police Review Board unanimously "Sustained"  my complaint, the Chief reversed his initial appraisal and also "sustained."     It's actions like this that keep the system in check, it is news, and it does not reflect well on the system... so the system ignores it.
   I filed suit in Pro Per for assault & battery, false imprisonment, neglegent hiring, gross negligence, & intentional infliction of emotional distress. I did my own response's, interrogatories, and request for admissions. I was facing a court date for a demand for document production, which would have inculded all the Art Bell orders and much more.
Then I made this:

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   Looking at it I decided my future was as an artist, not a plaintiff, so I settled the case for a very minimal amount.
   On the document their lawyers gave me it contained the boilerplate "doubtful & disputed" line, which I summarily crossed out and thats because it was neither.
   So there you have it, a long story... and a true story. There are many details I've not included for brevitys sake, and all of the unkind comments above are issues you guys have to deal with on your own from here on out.
   Good luck!

Mr. Fidget

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #196 on: May 23, 2014, 06:22:14 AM »
Oh fuck.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #197 on: May 23, 2014, 06:39:47 AM »
Let's just say I have a bad reaction to metal touching my flesh. Makes robo-sex difficult.

UR3 is durable and effective.  As is the proprietary material they use in fleshlights.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #198 on: May 23, 2014, 06:50:37 AM »
Mr. Idgit thinks he's a special snowflake.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #199 on: May 23, 2014, 07:42:37 AM »
Didn't finding a search query that Google only returned one result for, be like, a thing?

try translate latin to english... means: buyer can wait

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #200 on: May 23, 2014, 08:13:15 AM »
try translate latin to english... means: buyer can wait

Yeah, okay, Dad. I meant this:    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googlewhack

"Googlewhack went offline in November 2009 after Google stopped providing definition links." Fuck you, Google!

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #201 on: May 23, 2014, 08:46:36 AM »
   One day three years after all this I saw someone waiting for the bus, an activity well suited for fidgeting. I offered him a free fidget, he was amazed. Not because I offered him a fidget, it was because he had sent me $5 three years before. For whatever reason the universe made it happen that way. I consider that to be one of the most amazing "coincidences" I've  ever experienced.

Mr. Fidget
I ran into this chick who I fidgeted three years before who said she had my baby.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #202 on: May 23, 2014, 09:09:34 AM »
   One day three years after all this I saw someone waiting for the bus, an activity well suited for fidgeting. I offered him a free fidget, he was amazed. Not because I offered him a fidget, it was because he had sent me $5 three years before. For whatever reason the universe made it happen that way. I consider that to be one of the most amazing "coincidences" I've  ever experienced.

Mr. Fidget

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Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #203 on: May 23, 2014, 12:20:14 PM »
   One day three years after all this I saw someone waiting for the bus, an activity well suited for fidgeting. I offered him a free fidget, he was amazed. Not because I offered him a fidget, it was because he had sent me $5 three years before. For whatever reason the universe made it happen that way. I consider that to be one of the most amazing "coincidences" I've  ever experienced.

Mr. Fidget
That is a coincidence.  Some guy sends you 5 bux and 3 yrs later you actually make good on his purchase.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #204 on: May 23, 2014, 12:22:07 PM »
Let's not get all cerebral here.
Did anybody hear that?  She's just sitting there and then out of the blue, she looks up and says.....Well, she said it to me, not you schmucks.  I just want to know if anybody heard her say it.
51, your avatar is a coy little minx.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #205 on: May 23, 2014, 12:49:58 PM »
   It was a long journey between what happened and understanding it all. In 2000 I had all my proof, the policeman was fired for similar actions in other cases. The rules were changed to prevent further such occurrences. The conclusion of the Citizen's Police Review Board unanimously "Sustained"  my complaint, the Chief reversed his initial appraisal and also "sustained."     It's actions like this that keep the system in check, it is news, and it does not reflect well on the system... so the system ignores it.
   I filed suit in Pro Per for assault & battery, false imprisonment, neglegent hiring, gross negligence, & intentional infliction of emotional distress. I did my own response's, interrogatories, and request for admissions. I was facing a court date for a demand for document production, which would have inculded all the Art Bell orders and much more.
Then I made this:



   Looking at it I decided my future was as an artist, not a plaintiff, so I settled the case for a very minimal amount.
   On the document their lawyers gave me it contained the boilerplate "doubtful & disputed" line, which I summarily crossed out and thats because it was neither.
   So there you have it, a long story... and a true story. There are many details I've not included for brevitys sake, and all of the unkind comments above are issues you guys have to deal with on your own from here on out.
   Good luck!

Mr. Fidget
You are forum ambien.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #206 on: May 23, 2014, 01:29:54 PM »

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i have to say, that does look interesting.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #207 on: May 23, 2014, 02:30:09 PM »
i have to say, that does look interesting.

But is it the biggest ball of chain in California?


Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #208 on: May 23, 2014, 03:03:29 PM »
i have to say, that does look interesting.

There's no shame in wanting to fidget with a man's device.

Re: Mr. Fidget
« Reply #209 on: May 23, 2014, 03:13:27 PM »
There's no shame in wanting to fidget with a man's device.

can i still be in the clique?