"Girls are terrible at romance though. Like 90% of wominz who have tried to get me in the sack are just like 'durr I got a butt and boobies and I like one or two things' and stand there like they got a back ache or gotta piss or something. Women just expect poo poo to happen to them."
I'm here for the caption contest. We have those on Saturday nightz, right guyz??
Trust me. I'm a professional. I know what I'm doing.