The KIngdom of BellGab, (a bedtime story)

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    Once upon a time in a land called "BellGab", ruled by the benevolent dictator, MV, a cloud covered the land... The legendary Art Bell, revered by most as the king of late night radio, was allegedly attacked and had to protect his loved ones, so formed the cloud.
    Many of the citizens knew not where to turn. "Praise MV" said Brig, the lands conscience and truth sayer, he will lead us! TigerLily and Starrmtn tried to calm us. Chefist, Jazmunda, aldousburbank and nbirnes were  voices of reason, DigitalPigSnuggler feels everything can be solved with duct tape, a commie mass killing, and more duct tape, but made sense.... Gravity Sucks relied on his scientific wisdom to explain and resolve what troubled many.
    The biggest part of the cloud consisted of why Falkie ended up everywhere and why his popularity is unending... We wanted to ask Pate to help, but translations of his posts have been very difficult and an ebonics or phonics professional is yet to be found. "Praise MV" says Brig, and more goats are sacrificed with their penises being always sent to Australia.....
END of CHAPTER ONE     (you are all invited to add a chapter)