Author Topic: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.  (Read 39632 times)

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Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #480 on: January 24, 2016, 04:41:44 AM »


Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #481 on: January 24, 2016, 04:36:04 PM »
Memorable quiz show answers.

(Yeah, the paper's a rag)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/stupidest-quiz-show-answers-ever-7229447?ptnr_rid=589745&icid=EM_Mirror_Nletter_DailyNews_Features_smallteaser_Text_Story6

 Name something people believe in but cannot see.

Contestant: Hitler.


Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #482 on: January 25, 2016, 12:48:22 AM »
It's not the most popular part of the AM band. I have at least two radios that go down to 530 but there's nothing below 570 to tune in around here. Still, I can't imagine what they're saving by cutting off the lower part of the band.

Maybe interference?

I had an analog TV that went to (I think) channel 84...  I think, for many years if not always, channel 69 is as high as it goes.



Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #483 on: January 25, 2016, 09:28:44 AM »
I am sure we are all grateful for the words of wisdom contained herein. Art's Facebook friends: he doesn't let just anyone in, you know!


Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #484 on: January 25, 2016, 09:33:32 AM »
This man held down a responsible mid-level position in a flourishing accountancy firm, before an ill-advised exposure to Heather Wade Open Lines sent him over the edge:

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #485 on: January 25, 2016, 09:58:31 AM »
Is that evidence of Heather being subvertly marketed sexually?

No, and frankly that's the sort of thing I'd expect from an empty sack of witless humanoid (to employ an aldousism) and not a respected meth dealer such as yourself. Hang your head in shame, sir!

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #486 on: January 25, 2016, 09:59:43 AM »
I am sure we are all grateful for the words of wisdom contained herein. Art's Facebook friends: he doesn't let just anyone in, you know!
Maybe if he posted in a posh Brit accent it would read better.  ;)

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #487 on: January 25, 2016, 10:28:26 AM »
This dear lady (despite having a face that looks like a bulldog smashed by an ironing board) is waiting for the return of her hero. Art Bell is 'worth it'. But if that sumbitch ain't back by April then he can suck a dick! Patience isn't among her most noteworthy traits, she helpfully (some might say 'threateningly') informs us.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #488 on: January 25, 2016, 10:31:29 AM »
This dear lady (despite having a face that looks like a bulldog smashed by an ironing board) is waiting for the return of her hero. Art Bell is 'worth it'. But if that sumbitch ain't back by April then he can suck a dick! Patience isn't among her most noteworthy traits, she helpfully (some might say 'threateningly') informs us.

She should at least hold out until May.  Everyone knows that stalkers only come out in months that have an "r" in them.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #489 on: January 25, 2016, 10:59:41 AM »
'Hey, Art, as a Long Time fan of the Show, I thought you Might be interested in this random Gift that you will almost certainly have no interest in...I hope you notice that I am such a Fan that I have even decided to copy your fucked-up random capitalisations.  :)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this Photo, but I WILL hunt you down if you don't (joke!). By the way, this random Gift idea is really set to Take off...I'm sure Asia would Really appreciate a Garden incinerator, or a nice set of Hub Caps for Christmas. I got the idea when I gave my one-year old Daughter an adjustable spanner for her birthday, and she LOVED IT. ((((Huggles)))). And heather's getting better EVERY DAY!. You have an AWESOME family, Art. It makes The Waltons look like a crack house!'

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #490 on: January 25, 2016, 01:24:01 PM »
When one of Art's Facebook "friends" say something stupid, post a screen cap in this thread:


were you guys wearing dirty underwear?

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #491 on: January 25, 2016, 01:37:46 PM »
were you guys wearing dirty underwear?
Yes, but it was just for Lucias, only.


Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #492 on: January 25, 2016, 02:09:07 PM »
Maybe if he posted in a posh Brit accent it would read better.  ;)

Brit accents make everything better. I still have a hard time hating Tony Blair just because he talks so lovely.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #493 on: January 25, 2016, 02:29:15 PM »
She should at least hold out until May.  Everyone knows that stalkers only come out in months that have an "r" in them.
Yes, this is true.  I confess to being an oyster stalker.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #494 on: January 26, 2016, 09:40:14 AM »


Michelangelo is glad that tonight's guest - whose credentials are a degree in English but writes books like Sacred Symbols of the Dogon: The Key to Advanced Science in the Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphs - doesn't sound like "a nutter."

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #495 on: January 26, 2016, 12:03:37 PM »
Michelangelo.  Lucias.  Eh, what is this, an Italian fun fest?  Hurry up, Leonardo, and update your status.  Are you still dead?







Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #496 on: January 26, 2016, 12:05:37 PM »


Michelangelo is glad that tonight's guest - whose credentials are a degree in English but writes books like Sacred Symbols of the Dogon: The Key to Advanced Science in the Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphs - doesn't sound like "a nutter."
One man's scholar another man's nutter.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #497 on: January 26, 2016, 04:19:03 PM »
If nothing else, this hosting gig has opened up a floodgate of potential suitors for Heather.


Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #498 on: January 26, 2016, 04:38:41 PM »
If nothing else, this hosting gig has opened up a floodgate of potential suitors for Heather.


Or potential stalkers.  I'm sure she's been cautioned.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #499 on: January 26, 2016, 09:36:47 PM »


Michelangelo is glad that tonight's guest - whose credentials are a degree in English but writes books like Sacred Symbols of the Dogon: The Key to Advanced Science in the Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphs - doesn't sound like "a nutter."

at least his bullcrap will be well written.  i guess.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #500 on: January 26, 2016, 10:21:02 PM »
at least his bullcrap will be well written.  i guess.

If you'd like to find out, it's available on Amazon for a mere $15.96! What a steal!

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #501 on: January 26, 2016, 10:26:41 PM »
at least his bullcrap will be well written.  i guess.
speaking of writing:

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #502 on: January 26, 2016, 10:43:36 PM »

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #503 on: January 27, 2016, 07:24:27 AM »

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« Reply #504 on: January 27, 2016, 09:12:06 AM »



This comment now has 19 likes, making it the most popular thing on the Heather Denver announcement post.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #505 on: January 27, 2016, 09:28:11 AM »
This comment now has 19 likes, making it the most popular thing on the Heather Denver announcement post.
uh oh... Mr Contratto is losing faith!

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #506 on: January 27, 2016, 05:35:37 PM »
Have you considered a career in porn?

Yes I have

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #507 on: January 30, 2016, 10:04:48 AM »
I wonder how long this little nugget will last before it gets yanked.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #508 on: January 30, 2016, 10:07:52 AM »
I wonder how long this little nugget will last before it gets yanked.
Precious.

Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
« Reply #509 on: January 30, 2016, 10:11:10 AM »
This guy's dense, elliptical style makes it hard to understand every detail of this illuminating post. However, I think the main burden of his remarks is that Heather is getting better all the time, that she's doing an awesome job, and that we should all just give her a chance. Oh, and stay subscribed, fuckfaces!