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Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123870 on: December 06, 2018, 03:05:34 AM »
I've experienced a blood Mary, only with two women ever. It's certainly not something I'm into.

Y-yeah ... me NEITHER! Nor am I into ... men ... hehe.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123871 on: December 06, 2018, 03:19:52 AM »
Y-yeah ... me NEITHER! Nor am I into ... men ... hehe.

I think that stems from an incident early on. Long story short, bed sheets ended up looking like someone got stabbed, on 9th & C avenue in NYC.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123872 on: December 06, 2018, 04:12:10 PM »


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Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123873 on: December 06, 2018, 06:50:11 PM »
Now I've got this Enard guy on my tail. Probably a mole for the other side.

The timing of his appearance was just so ..."coincidental"...wasn't it? ::)


Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123874 on: December 06, 2018, 06:51:50 PM »
Someone tell him to Voxer me. I'm here to help.

He just got that look on his face:



Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123875 on: December 06, 2018, 07:47:22 PM »
Winifred has a pretty sweet deal going with her Radio Rich™ sugar daddy. He's up all night doing his little internet show bringing home the bacon so she can stay out all night. He's doing a show that's bone dry, she's out sucking bones dry. He's probing for the truth, she's getting probed in her youth. He's got a big black microphone in his face, she's got a...well you get the fucking point already.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123876 on: December 06, 2018, 07:50:57 PM »
Winifred has a pretty sweet deal going with her Radio Rich™ sugar daddy. He's up all night doing his little internet show bringing home the bacon so she can stay out all night. He's doing a show that's bone dry, she's out sucking bones dry. He's probing for the truth, she's getting probed in her youth. He's got a big black microphone in his face, she's got a...well you get the fucking point already.

God dammit not the BBC! nuuuuuuu

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123877 on: December 06, 2018, 08:01:58 PM »
God dammit not the BBC! nuuuuuuu

Is it worth it? Let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it

Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup

MissyElliott.jpg


Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123878 on: December 06, 2018, 08:03:31 PM »
Is it worth it? Let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it

Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup

MissyElliott.jpg



Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123879 on: December 06, 2018, 08:19:57 PM »
Nor am I into ... men ... hehe.

Oh, agreed, sweetie!  I can't imagine being into men!

-Lee

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123880 on: December 06, 2018, 08:59:43 PM »
I think that stems from an incident early on. Long story short, bed sheets ended up looking like someone got stabbed, on 9th & C avenue in NYC.

# Fur Fucks Sake.
# Dive In Git Ur RedWings.
# I've Got Moar Blood On Me Eating Steak.

# EyeReckon
# TheyDon'tMake'emLikeTheyUsedTo
# SoiBoiz
# 'FraidOfALittleBlood

# DaveMightBeACuck
# But He Ain't 'Fraid 2 Lick Up After Her Bulls Are Done.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123881 on: December 07, 2018, 01:28:58 AM »
Oh, agreed, sweetie!  I can't imagine being into men!

-Lee

Straightest man in the Milky Way!

All hetero here (and stuff).

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123882 on: December 07, 2018, 06:04:46 PM »
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Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123883 on: December 07, 2018, 06:14:04 PM »
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Cheaper than a new Land Rover.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123884 on: December 07, 2018, 06:15:49 PM »
Cheaper than a new Land Rover.

ITS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER! FUCK

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123885 on: December 07, 2018, 06:57:22 PM »
Cheaper than a new Land Rover.
But still sporting a stick. 8)

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123886 on: December 07, 2018, 08:25:56 PM »
# Fur Fucks Sake.
# Dive In Git Ur RedWings.
# I've Got Moar Blood On Me Eating Steak.

# EyeReckon
# TheyDon'tMake'emLikeTheyUsedTo
# SoiBoiz
# 'FraidOfALittleBlood

# DaveMightBeACuck
# But He Ain't 'Fraid 2 Lick Up After Her Bulls Are Done.

There comes a point in time, changing bedsheets gets tiresome haha.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123887 on: December 07, 2018, 08:26:56 PM »

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123888 on: December 07, 2018, 08:32:13 PM »
Is it worth it? Let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it

Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup

MissyElliott.jpg



Look at all those poppys. I'm not even talking about their faces.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123889 on: December 07, 2018, 09:05:56 PM »
There comes a point in time, changing bedsheets gets tiresome haha.

# Changing sheets moar than once a month pisses me off too.
# Why Do You Starch Your Sheets?
# Ummm... Thats Not Starch.

# Wimmin Leak Even If U Plug'em, Or Not.
# Whatta Ya Gonna Do?
# Can't Bleed With'em, Can't Bleed Without'em.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123890 on: December 07, 2018, 10:08:32 PM »
# Changing sheets moar than once a month pisses me off too.
# Why Do You Starch Your Sheets?
# Ummm... Thats Not Starch.

# Wimmin Leak Even If U Plug'em, Or Not.
# Whatta Ya Gonna Do?
# Can't Bleed With'em, Can't Bleed Without'em.

A tragic conundrum.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123891 on: December 09, 2018, 09:22:16 AM »
But still sporting a stick. 8)

Hey Hey Metron..love you  ;) :P in this hateful place  :-[





Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123892 on: December 09, 2018, 11:48:23 AM »
Hey Hey Metron..love you  ;) :P in this hateful place  :-[




That’s because he’s one of you. Exposed! :D

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123893 on: December 09, 2018, 12:59:11 PM »
That’s because he’s one of you. Exposed! :D

Define "one of you" - do it without ambiguity and using meticulous citations and quotations to make your case.

Go:_____________________________________________

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123894 on: December 09, 2018, 01:01:23 PM »
Define "one of you" - do it without ambiguity and using meticulous citations and quotations to make your case.

Go:_____________________________________________

md is just a jackass.. put him on ignore   :)

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123895 on: December 09, 2018, 01:06:07 PM »
md is just a jackass.. put him on ignore   :)

He's a hard case for sure, but not "ignore" material. And frankly I haven't used "ignore" for anyone here - it blunts my ability to lampoon evil fuckwits like starranus.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123896 on: December 09, 2018, 01:06:28 PM »
He's a hard case for sure, but not "ignore" material. And frankly I haven't used "ignore" for anyone here - it blunts my ability to lampoon evil fuckwits like starranus.

 :)

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123897 on: December 09, 2018, 01:10:49 PM »

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123898 on: December 09, 2018, 01:30:19 PM »
^^^^
THIS!

I rest my case.  :)

You do?

On a single emoticon?

 :-\ ::) :o

Try harder.

Re: Midnight In The Desert
« Reply #123899 on: December 09, 2018, 02:09:01 PM »
You do?

On a single emoticon?

 :-\ ::) :o

Try harder.

I really don’t have to. You’ve already given yourself away. The jig is up! :D