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Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #90 on: November 19, 2015, 03:05:06 PM »
I've always preferred this one.

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/

Nah. Yours is practical. Even advanced survival skills class. Mine is funnier. ADMIT IT!

Watch it again and tell me with a straight face you didn't laugh.

And good luck.

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #91 on: November 19, 2015, 03:11:51 PM »
Ketamine, if they've got it.

I never saw the upside to snorting horse tranquilizer. When I was in the club business, I had several girls who did that stuff. All it does is make you go to sleep. Heck, a couple of melatonin will do the same thing.

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« Reply #92 on: November 19, 2015, 03:14:26 PM »

Hmm. I'm a big fan of tactical k-binges from time to time so I'm well aware of its supposed anti-depressant qualities. I can't see it helping in a regular-dose scenario. All that does is numb you all the time. I could claim that the first time I took K may well have saved my life, but if so it was in terms of short-sharp slap-to-the-soul, and I can't see how society could legislate for something like that.

Just like any other drug, the effects and side effects vary from person to person, but there is increasing interest among researchers. It's looking like a potentially good tool in the fight against clinical depression.


Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #93 on: November 19, 2015, 03:16:30 PM »
I'm going to give my sister a call soon and ask her to drive me over to the hospital so I can admit myself.  Might as well try something.
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Good for you.  I got that call from my brother a few years ago, it was an awakening for many of us.


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« Reply #94 on: November 19, 2015, 03:25:29 PM »
I'm going to give my sister a call soon and ask her to drive me over to the hospital so I can admit myself.  Might as well try something.
Hell, yeah, man.

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #95 on: November 19, 2015, 03:27:37 PM »
Fran is the bomb!!!



I just knew she made some really cool corsets. Never thought I'd see her on BG.

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #96 on: November 19, 2015, 03:33:27 PM »
The motorcycle isn't a 'Knucklehead' ...... nor is the '72 Dodge a 'hemi' ......

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #97 on: November 19, 2015, 03:34:44 PM »
I never saw the upside to snorting horse tranquilizer. When I was in the club business, I had several girls who did that stuff. All it does is make you go to sleep. Heck, a couple of melatonin will do the same thing.

It might look like that from the outside, particularly if they were overdoing it, but k's effects can be best described as "drunk body, mind tripping". Some of my happiest memories are of shovelling snow at six in the morning in the dead of winter, Art Bell on the headphones and an incautious dose of k keeping me warm.
If those girls were snorting something that made them sleep... uh that may have been a more traditional drug.

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« Reply #98 on: November 19, 2015, 03:37:47 PM »
I just knew she made some really cool corsets. Never thought I'd see her on BG.

popple- I'm amazed at the attention to detail in everything she does. Have you seen her vids on guitar work? She was scalloping her fret board (not sure if I'm using the right terms) because of her arthritis to make it easier for her to play. I'm not sure if she still makes the corsets- they are beautiful.

I thought she'd be the best person to talk about these issues with the OP other than the suicidal thoughts which I hope have passed.

Re: I'm not going to blow my fucking brains out after all.
« Reply #99 on: November 19, 2015, 04:10:31 PM »
That was going to be my next stop.
You Will Be Happy.  :)

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #100 on: November 19, 2015, 04:27:04 PM »
Stand up comedy.  In front of ppl.  And you are thinking about suicide?  Fuck me to tears.  Doing stand up has to be one of the bravest things ever in my book.  Walk up to that mike, and regardless of the laughs or tears, you own that mike and those ppl.

Me?  Volunteer to walk point.  Check.  In Fallujah?  Check.  (Tucked my balls in reeeeal tight for that one)
Stand up comedy?  Fuuuuuuck no.  Send me back to Iraq, bro, no stand up for me.

If suicide is a viable option to you, you should call the hotline.  Not check in with a bunch of assholes like BellGab.  This is a very dysfunctional family. 
The humor here can be dark, dirty, gallows and quite frankly, we are dealing with an infestation of Davebots and English folk on top of it all.

And hear this, this is an Official Corps Communique: Your life is not a joke and you are not a punchline.  You are worth more than you know.  That is all.

Most surveys the #1 fear is public speaking; #2 is death. Most people would rather be the center of attention at a funeral than give the eulogy.

I think bellgab puts the fun in dysfunctional

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« Reply #101 on: November 19, 2015, 04:28:18 PM »
Watch this video every time you feel bad. But DO NOT LAUGH.



This is why I love the internet. That & Asian porn...

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« Reply #102 on: November 19, 2015, 05:19:43 PM »
Most surveys the #1 fear is public speaking; #2 is death. Most people would rather be the center of attention at a funeral than give the eulogy.

I think bellgab puts the fun in dysfunctional

That is top right corner material

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« Reply #103 on: November 19, 2015, 05:22:16 PM »
Most surveys the #1 fear is public speaking; #2 is death. Most people would rather be the center of attention at a funeral than give the eulogy.

I think bellgab puts the fun in dysfunctional
Hah. Yep on that last line! It is a weird thing if one thinks about it why public speaking is feared by most people. And the ones that like it are usually the people we don't want to hear speaking in public (lawyers and politicians.)

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« Reply #104 on: November 19, 2015, 05:26:32 PM »
Most surveys the #1 fear is public speaking; #2 is death. Most people would rather be the center of attention at a funeral than give the eulogy.

I think bellgab puts the fun in dysfunctional
We do a pretty decent job on the "dys," too.  Dave Noorie says "that's true!"

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« Reply #105 on: November 19, 2015, 05:30:24 PM »
This is why I love the internet. That & Asian porn...

Because of the pixelation? What's the point of Asian porn? They pixelated the best parts. Take out the naughty bits of porn and you just have a poorly acted and directed public access TV show.

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« Reply #106 on: November 19, 2015, 05:34:44 PM »
Because of the pixelation? What's the point of Asian porn? They pixelated the best parts. Take out the naughty bits of porn and you just have a poorly acted and directed public access TV show.

It would be fun to reverse the pixelation so it's just two (or more) blurry figures with jarringly high-def genitals.

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« Reply #107 on: November 19, 2015, 05:41:16 PM »
Because of the pixelation? What's the point of Asian porn? They pixelated the best parts. Take out the naughty bits of porn and you just have a poorly acted and directed public accessmodern Hollywood TV show.

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« Reply #108 on: November 19, 2015, 05:45:21 PM »
It would be fun to reverse the pixelation so it's just two (or more) blurry figures with jarringly high-def genitals.

Now that I would watch.

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« Reply #109 on: November 19, 2015, 05:56:23 PM »
If you ever need someone to talk too please message me. I guarantee I will make you smile!

You're still young and the world is getting better for LGBT people every day. The old dinosaurs are slowly dying out and the newer generations are far more tolerant and accepting. The world is getting better and you'll want to see the future.







Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #110 on: November 19, 2015, 06:46:10 PM »
The world is getting better and you'll want to see the future.

Now, let's not get all crazy here.

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #111 on: November 19, 2015, 07:09:02 PM »
I'm going to give my sister a call soon and ask her to drive me over to the hospital so I can admit myself.  Might as well try something.

Dude? My first impression was 100% haxxor bullshit. My bad.

I'm glad you reached out, however misguidenly, to this fucked-up forum.

In my own way, I've... been there. Hang in there, man.

IT CAN AND WILL, GET BETTER.

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« Reply #112 on: November 19, 2015, 08:05:07 PM »
Because of the pixelation? What's the point of Asian porn? They pixelated the best parts. Take out the naughty bits of porn and you just have a poorly acted and directed public access TV show.

also, i find the wimpering to be creepy and, uh, distracting.

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« Reply #113 on: November 19, 2015, 08:05:44 PM »
It would be fun to reverse the pixelation so it's just two (or more) blurry figures with jarringly high-def genitals.

heh heh

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« Reply #114 on: November 19, 2015, 08:05:54 PM »
also, i find the wimpering to be creepy and, uh, distracting.

You two get out of my brains!

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #115 on: November 19, 2015, 08:08:43 PM »
Because of the pixelation? What's the point of Asian porn? They pixelated the best parts. Take out the naughty bits of porn and you just have a poorly acted and directed public access TV show.

It's the Japanese stuff that's pixelated, they also sound like they're being skinned by Jeffrey Dahmer.

Errr so I've read  8)

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #116 on: November 19, 2015, 08:09:54 PM »
If you ever need someone to talk too please message me. I guarantee I will make you smile!

You're still young and the world is getting better for LGBT people every day. The OLD DINOSAURS are slowly dying out and the newer generations are far more tolerant and accepting. The world is getting better and you'll want to see the future.

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #117 on: November 19, 2015, 08:14:33 PM »
You're still young and the world is getting better for LGBT people every day.

people who think being gay "is a choice"... that's just such an illogical take on the matter.  in most cases, that's their religious predisposition talking, i think.  after all, who would want to go through the trouble of being gay?  it fucks up friendships, family ties, threatens employment in some cases, etc. etc..  as an example, does anyone think NB's life has been pleasant recently in the context of his "choice?"  talk about choosing the path of most resistance.  gay people are born gay.

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« Reply #118 on: November 19, 2015, 08:40:23 PM »
people who think being gay "is a choice"... that's just such an illogical take on the matter.  in most cases, that's their religious predisposition talking, i think.  after all, who would want to go through the trouble of being gay?  it fucks up friendships, family ties, threatens employment in some cases, etc. etc..  as an example, does anyone think NB's life has been pleasant recently in the context of his "choice?"  talk about choosing the path of most resistance.  gay people are born gay.

Agreed. I'm "wired" straight. I've been straight my entire life. Never went through the phase where supposedly kids are "curious"about the same gender; also never went through the "girls are icky" phase. I knew from day 1 that women were hot.

I don't get the bible thumpers that say being gay is a sin. Let me see if I get this right. The all knowing, all loving God (generally a white guy with a flowing grey ZZ Top beard), in his infinite wisdom, is going to "wire" someone to be attracted to the same gender, then say that if you act upon the attraction, the same loving God is going to make him burn in boiling pits of sewage for all eternity?

That makes God sound like kind of a douche.

I know I'm going to hell for saying that but it's OK... I like it hot & I'll know everybody there

Re: I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #119 on: November 19, 2015, 08:48:00 PM »
Agreed. I'm "wired" straight. I've been straight my entire life. Never went through the phase where supposedly kids are "curious"about the same gender; also never went through the "girls are icky" phase. I knew from day 1 that women were hot.

I don't get the bible thumpers that say being gay is a sin. Let me see if I get this right. The all knowing, all loving God (generally a white guy with a flowing grey ZZ Top beard), in his infinite wisdom, is going to "wire" someone to be attracted to the same gender, then say that if you act upon the attraction, the same loving God is going to make him burn in boiling pits of sewage for all eternity?

That makes God sound like kind of a douche.

I know I'm going to hell for saying that but it's OK... I like it hot & I'll know everybody there

They're selective. Eating shellfish is also an abomination.  ::) http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/